The Forward Party: Tell my wife I said hello

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MLSM: Apr 3, 2021; by Azathoth

DesertIslandHermit posted:

A neocon defense mechanism in case socialists try to control the party.

This

a few DRUNK BONERS posted:

they're trying to bleed support away from trump

And this

# ? Aug 15, 2022 18:51

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Atrocious Joe: Sep 2, 2011

The party being stocked with Neocons means they can't run the highest profile third party politician in the country: Jesse Ventura

# ? Aug 15, 2022 19:08

BrutalistMcDonalds: Oct 4, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

Atrocious Joe posted:

The party being stocked with Neocons means they can't run the highest profile third party politician in the country: Jesse Ventura

rebranding neoconservatism as "captain freedom's workout" would probably work a lot better than whatever this is

# ? Aug 15, 2022 20:05

Bro Dad: Mar 26, 2010

if jesse ventura primaried biden he would win

# ? Aug 15, 2022 20:36

bedpan: Apr 23, 2008

Bro Dad posted:

if jesse ventura primaried biden he would win

I learned that obama's mom was in the CIA from jesse ventura

# ? Aug 15, 2022 20:58

twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

They don�t even want to run a presidential candidate in 2024, boring

# ? Aug 15, 2022 21:02

Atrocious Joe: Sep 2, 2011

Bro Dad posted:

if jesse ventura primaried biden he would win

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5VTxNWU0EU&t=30s
king

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56OhXUuY2RE
cia wouldn't let Ventura get elected

# ? Aug 15, 2022 21:03

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twoday posted:

https://twitter.com/doulbedoink/status/1559227197927350272?t=wpV9oR4gs4SO-kLmHdsTNQ&s=19

lmao yang already unironically did this

# ? Aug 16, 2022 02:43

tokin opposition: Apr 8, 2021; The dialectical struggle of history has always, essentially, been a question of how to apply justice to matter. Take away matter and what remains is justice.

one police station per every gender neutral bathroom

# ? Aug 16, 2022 05:49

Bear Retrieval Unit: Nov 5, 2009; Mudslide Experiment

as a clown, I finally feel like there's a political party that represents me.

# ? Aug 16, 2022 06:53

vyelkin: Jan 2, 2011

Coolness Averted posted:

lmao yang already unironically did this

colleges for some, tiny american prison cells for others

# ? Aug 16, 2022 11:27

C-Euro: Mar 20, 2010; Soiled Meat

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

the number of george w. bush-era officials in this is really weird

i don't know if they're convinced this is an actual thing that could go somewhere for them, like they're not finding jobs in administrations anymore, or whether there's some other agenda. the second option might ascribe more intelligence and foresight than bush-era administration officials demonstrated they were capable of though

I want to see a word cloud constructed from the resumes of the people working for this group, I'll bet "The Lincoln Project" would be one of the larger terms.

Anyway this is just a bunch of Never Trump Republicans trying to get their grift out ahead of the MAGA crowd asserting permanent control over the GOP. Funny to watch, but inconsequential.

# ? Aug 16, 2022 15:12

KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; Soiled Meat

This is Nader Nation all over again. Holler at me when someone themes their desert gas station with his name.

# ? Aug 16, 2022 19:26

Drunkboxer: Jun 30, 2007

Coolness Averted posted:

lmao yang already unironically did this

lol

# ? Aug 16, 2022 19:27

camoseven: Dec 30, 2005; RODOLPHONE RINGIN'

Coolness Averted posted:

lmao yang already unironically did this

i refuse to believe this is a real tweet, sorry

# ? Aug 16, 2022 19:47

Karl Barks: Jan 21, 1981

I propose prison schools, that are both prisons and schools. True equality for all

# ? Aug 16, 2022 20:19

Plank Walker: Aug 11, 2005

it's 2026 and california is required to shutter hundreds of schools under the forward party's federal mandate

# ? Aug 16, 2022 20:22

a helpful bear: Aug 18, 2004; Slippery Tilde

is this where i post this

https://twitter.com/myvegancookbook/status/1542540090756456451

# ? Aug 16, 2022 20:27

ram dass in hell: Dec 29, 2019

Karl Barks posted:

I propose prison schools, that are both prisons and schools. True equality for all

i've got good news! well, not good news, but good news for you from the perspective of getting your proposal put into practice

# ? Aug 16, 2022 20:31

Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

Coolness Averted posted:

lmao yang already unironically did this

what

# ? Aug 16, 2022 20:31

Karl Barks: Jan 21, 1981

ram dass in hell posted:

i've got good news! well, not good news, but good news for you from the perspective of getting your proposal put into practice

I want to make the school to prison pipeline more like a single cube where it's all shaken together

# ? Aug 16, 2022 20:41

vyelkin: Jan 2, 2011

Karl Barks posted:

I propose prison schools, that are both prisons and schools. True equality for all

okay michel foucault

# ? Aug 17, 2022 00:28

cat botherer: Jan 6, 2022; I am interested in most phases of data processing.

Karl Barks posted:

I want to make the school to prison pipeline more like a single cube where it's all shaken together

The school/prison tokamak

# ? Aug 17, 2022 00:32

twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

https://twitter.com/Fwd_Party/status/1559575876001562625?t=UBvO4d_KkOnqiJzRY1ZMbA&s=19

# ? Aug 17, 2022 02:23

Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

twoday posted:

https://twitter.com/Fwd_Party/status/1559575876001562625?t=UBvO4d_KkOnqiJzRY1ZMbA&s=19

# ? Aug 17, 2022 02:31

tokin opposition: Apr 8, 2021; The dialectical struggle of history has always, essentially, been a question of how to apply justice to matter. Take away matter and what remains is justice.

i think all classic cars should be melted down and used to build guns

# ? Aug 17, 2022 03:53

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tokin opposition posted:

i think all classic cars should be melted down and used to build guns

mandate new vehicles be hybrids, but also bring back leaded gasoline

# ? Aug 17, 2022 04:20

twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

for each classic car collected, a prisoner with a life sentence will be put on death row

# ? Aug 17, 2022 05:04

Atrocious Joe: Sep 2, 2011

Forward Party candidates should flip a coin when asked a policy question. Heads they respond like MTG, tails they respond like AOC.

# ? Aug 17, 2022 06:31

Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

Atrocious Joe posted:

Forward Party candidates should flip a coin when asked a policy question. Heads they respond like MTG, tails they respond like AOC.

what if it improbably lands on its side like Nope?

# ? Aug 17, 2022 06:45

tokin opposition: Apr 8, 2021; The dialectical struggle of history has always, essentially, been a question of how to apply justice to matter. Take away matter and what remains is justice.

Then Batman is has to push them into a big vat of boiling peanut oil

# ? Aug 17, 2022 06:48

Coolness Averted: Feb 20, 2007; oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

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But they emerge terribly scarred with super powers, so who can say if it's good or bad?

# ? Aug 17, 2022 06:58

Cerebral Bore: Apr 21, 2010; Fun Shoe

i have absolutely no idea what this dumbass party is or what dumbshit policies they actually stand for, but if they're making the shitlibs this mad then they can't be all bad

# ? Aug 17, 2022 07:03