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I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 4 days!
This year it's the Detroit Lions coached by DAN "“It doesn’t matter if you have one rear end cheek and three toes, I will beat your rear end” CAMPBELL.

I'm mostly here for the singing and dancing segments. And Dan Campbell's mixed metaphors.

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Grip it and rip it
Apr 28, 2020
The Lions make me frown :(

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
Psycho mr universe dad is cool.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
https://twitter.com/woodwardsports/status/1559732561814982657

https://twitter.com/woodwardsports/status/1559736152176971777

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010


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Ultra Carp
Every member of the Lions coaching staff is insane and I am here for it.

Also Malcolm Rodriguez might be the real deal.

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Id follow Dan Campbell into hell. He loving owns.

Scipiotik
Mar 2, 2004

"I would have won the race but for that."
drat you hard knocks making me like David Blough.

Blowjob Overtime
Apr 6, 2008

Steeeeriiiiiiiiike twooooooo!

How the gently caress do you have a whole rear end episode of Hard Knocks and that trash talking kid is only in the last 30 seconds??

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

drat I’d feel so weird being a rookie and having a coach go off for like 5 minutes hyping me up with a bunch of vets around me.

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

Bird in a Blender posted:

drat I’d feel so weird being a rookie and having a coach go off for like 5 minutes hyping me up with a bunch of vets around me.

Just passed that.

Everyone here is insane.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 4 days!
https://twitter.com/BSMotorCity/status/1557353642990211073

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel

No Butt Stuff posted:

Just passed that.

Everyone here is insane.

gently caress yeah

Go Lions

A Pale Horse
Jul 29, 2007

Its a brave new experiment in coaching. Meatheads all the way down. Loveable meatheads mostly, and they're making me like the Lions, but I'm a little skeptical.

Also, Amon-Ra St. Brown gives off strong serial killer vibes. Just reciting the names of his enemies with a dead pan expression and no inflection in his voice.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 4 days!
https://twitter.com/NFLFilms/status/1559999932693680131

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
https://twitter.com/woodwardsports/status/1562264713840541696

https://twitter.com/woodwardsports/status/1562265028325154816

https://twitter.com/woodwardsports/status/1562262908125462528

bows1
May 16, 2004

Chill, whale, chill
atta baby

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

Duce Staley yelling after he lost his voice is hilarious.

Pontius Pilate
Jul 25, 2006

Crucify, Whale, Crucify
I liked that they let that hilarity play out with a straight narration from liev atop it

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Is Justin Jackson in this at all?

Pontius Pilate
Jul 25, 2006

Crucify, Whale, Crucify

R.D. Mangles posted:

Is Justin Jackson in this at all?

Don’t think he’s popped up yet, which definitely is a missed opportunity for that Chicago market, northwestern being its big ten team and all

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

They showed him getting a carry in the game against Indy but no face time with the cameras.

This season has been pretty entertaining so far. I don’t think I made it through the 2x LA or the Cowboys season but this one seems to have a lot more energy and the players and coaches actually have some personality.

Blowjob Overtime
Apr 6, 2008

Steeeeriiiiiiiiike twooooooo!

Mercifully this season has had approximately zero Goff content.

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

I did think it was really funny when Blough said he had a few throws he wanted back and Goff said “why? You were 16-22” and he responded with “yeah, for 72 yards and a pick”

Just an A+ exchange all around

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

Sorry for swearing.

Scipiotik
Mar 2, 2004

"I would have won the race but for that."
Most amazing thing about this episode is it made one of the refs likable. I also like Blough, I hope he sticks on the practice squad.

tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


Next week is gonna be a bummer, I don't want to see guys have their dreams crushed on TV :smith:

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
It's really funny that they go to one of the scam Van Gogh exhibits.

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

Not a great look:

Producer: Finish the sentence "The 2022 Detroit Lions will..."

Dan Campbell: *a minute of silence followed by words that make no sense"

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

Bip Roberts posted:

It's really funny that they go to one of the scam Van Gogh exhibits.

What was that about anyway? I haven’t really heard of that.

Sad to see Pimpleton get cut, but seemed like the guy didn’t quite have the hands.

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH

No Butt Stuff posted:

Not a great look:

Producer: Finish the sentence "The 2022 Detroit Lions will..."

Dan Campbell: *a minute of silence followed by words that make no sense"

Meathead coach might own, but he's still a meathead

Blowjob Overtime
Apr 6, 2008

Steeeeriiiiiiiiike twooooooo!

No Butt Stuff posted:

Not a great look:

Producer: Finish the sentence "The 2022 Detroit Lions will..."

Dan Campbell: *a minute of silence followed by words that make no sense"

Yeah, especially after one of the assistant coaches before him had a good answer that was optimistic without just being "are going to win the Super Bowl!!"

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

Bird in a Blender posted:

What was that about anyway? I haven’t really heard of that.

Sad to see Pimpleton get cut, but seemed like the guy didn’t quite have the hands.

Immersive Van Gogh.

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

It’s funny to see a bunch of sports stars still get awestruck by another celebrity.

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
I tuned out of the Raiders / Colts Hard Knocks after the first episode, but Dan Campbell was really entertaining this season.

rjmccall
Sep 7, 2007

no worries friend
Fun Shoe
It was a good season

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

Get ready for the Cardinals in season one. Gonna be a hoot to watch JJ Watt show us how hard he works again this year.
And watch Kyler play the new CoD as his stats drop off.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Bird in a Blender posted:

What was that about anyway? I haven’t really heard of that.

There's a bunch of traveling Van Gogh exhibits that charge $50 to sit in a room where they project starry night on the wall. They're basically created for instagram people. I've never gone or had the interest in going but I've heard that it's extremely unimpressive and have very misrepresented advertisements.

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
How does this in-season stuff work?


Are we getting the first Cardinals episode on Tuesday as usual?

rjmccall
Sep 7, 2007

no worries friend
Fun Shoe
If it’s anything like last year, it starts in like week 11.

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Pontius Pilate
Jul 25, 2006

Crucify, Whale, Crucify
Last year was weird iirc in that they followed the colts all of the regular season (plus the playoffs if they hadn’t y’know) but I’m guessing teams weren’t really into that idea. This year’s in season was nicely timed for a Cardinals’ collapse in early November but kliff and kyler may be ruining our dramatic television early.

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