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My name is Shao Khan and I rule the outland by defeating in Mortal Kombat all who oppose me
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Aug 21, 2022 01:40
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Seth Pecksniff posted:My name is Shao Khan and I rule the outland by defeating in Mortal Kombat all who oppose me i meant like in real life unless you liuke made him poo poo his pants on losing to yourself on a videogame
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Aug 21, 2022 01:43
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Which question is your favorite
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Aug 21, 2022 01:43
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Lawrence Gilchrist posted:Which question is your favorite ur monm
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Aug 21, 2022 01:44
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i beat my sister in combat at least once
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Aug 21, 2022 01:48
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i was in a few fights in high school and despite my tenacity i only won one lol. i've also gotten the better of my sparring partner but that doesnt count
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Aug 21, 2022 01:50
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:i was in a few fights in high school and despite my tenacity i only won one lol. who's your spoarring spartner
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Aug 21, 2022 01:51
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I just trip people over and over until they die, then I trip them again when it says to finish them.
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Aug 21, 2022 01:54
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I picked (debate) fights all the time, and won them all. No one could stand up to my rock hard (logic) abs, and muscular (brain) biceps. I would throw down (verbally) all the time (with facts) and everyone would just shrug and say "okay whatever" because they knew I was an ultimate (word) fighter.
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Aug 21, 2022 01:56
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syntaxfunction posted:I picked (debate) fights all the time, and won them all. No one could stand up to my rock hard (logic) abs, and muscular (brain) biceps. I would throw down (verbally) all the time (with facts) and everyone would just shrug and say "okay whatever" because they knew I was an ultimate (word) fighter. lol but also i don't believe any of that at all
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Aug 21, 2022 01:57
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ChubbyChecker posted:who's your spoarring spartner my exwife usually because we were training together lmao
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Aug 21, 2022 01:57
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(not related to why she is now my ex)
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Aug 21, 2022 01:57
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Would you rather fight 100 duck-sized horses, or one horse-sized duck?
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Aug 21, 2022 02:04
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:lol but also i don't believe any of that at all gently caress you, you plebeian. After school, you, me, Miss McKenzie is letting us use her English classroom. Debate throwdown motherfucker, you're figuratively dead.
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Aug 21, 2022 02:07
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i'm wlel known for my skillful mastery of the english language and w/ words, thinking, etc.
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Aug 21, 2022 02:08
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i've made a lot of one of one challenges over the years and i've lost every loving fight i'm 6'2 and 200lbs so it's due to pure incompetence
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Aug 21, 2022 02:09
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Ihave never defeated someone in combat but I have never been knocked down. I'm pretty sure it's not physically possible with how I'm built.
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Aug 21, 2022 02:15
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i think i beat up my little brother a few times when we were kids, like pre-teens age, and fighting. nothing really serious, but i feel bad about it now. of course it can't be my fault, it must be how my parents raised me, so i'm absolved thank goodness.
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Aug 21, 2022 02:18
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back when we used to stay up all night drinking at my buds house another dude who lived there would always get pissed off if we were too loud when he was trying to sleep. he would come out of his room drunk as hell and full rear end naked and just stand there menacingly trying to intimidate us to be quiet. after about the tenth time of this happening i got naked and wrestled him to the floor. im not proud of this but it was pretty funny.
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Aug 21, 2022 02:19
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i challenge anyone in this room to one on one combat
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Aug 21, 2022 02:20
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when I was 10 or so, I pushed my friend off a boat shed and she landed on the edge of a boat instead of the water. she broke her wrist and humerus. that's the only violent confrontation in my life so far. but yes, I won.
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Aug 21, 2022 02:26
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yes i was a good wrestler in high school
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Aug 21, 2022 02:34
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roomtone posted:i've made a lot of one of one challenges over the years and i've lost every loving fight roomtone posted:i challenge anyone in this room to one on one combat 
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Aug 21, 2022 02:38
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Well, yeah.
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Aug 21, 2022 02:47
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satanic splash-back posted:Well, yeah. Wouldn't've, if we'd gone two out of three. This' a challenge. Meet you on the fields of tortured punctuation. We'll see whom'st've would've won.
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Aug 21, 2022 03:00
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flubber nuts posted:back when we used to stay up all night drinking at my buds house another dude who lived there would always get pissed off if we were too loud when he was trying to sleep. he would come out of his room drunk as hell and full rear end naked and just stand there menacingly trying to intimidate us to be quiet. after about the tenth time of this happening i got naked and wrestled him to the floor. im not proud of this but it was pretty funny. So that’s what your username means. Straight dudes rubbing’ sack.
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Aug 21, 2022 03:05
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I'm not particularly tough but by some miracle have never lost the numerous fights I've been in. Probably comes from mostly fighting drunk people while I was sober.
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Aug 21, 2022 03:09
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When I was a real little kid I was in karate. The whole 'break boards to feel good and look cool, go to little local sparring tournaments' kind of thing. Even though I was a wee-beef I knew this was no Karate Kid situation or anything, but, we would occassionally do sparring competitions for points, wearing full pads. Where it was 1 pt to touch the body, 2 for the head, and then after whatever crappy bout of little kids, it was over. It was nothing magical, ok? But one time at one of these little between-squad matches, I forgot my padded head gear! And got matched against a kid a little older and taller than me. They specifically told him "Do not go for his head, he doesn't have his gear." And they told me in advance they told him that. So I thought. Ok. I'll shadowbox it out with this bigger kid and call it a day and remember my stupid helmet. First thing this does kid is a sweeping round kick right at my dome. Which I duck under (kinda stylishly, too). As soon as I'm up, same deal. Same result. Third time he did it, as he kicked over my head, I swept his back leg PERFECTLY and put him flat on his rear end. And then crawled on him and put a fist on his chest to get the point. They called the match for ME! And then reprimanded the kid for what he tried to do. Welp that was the absolute culmination of my martial prowess. Ever.
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Aug 21, 2022 03:11
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Big Beef City posted:When I was a real little kid I was in karate. nerd
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Aug 21, 2022 03:13
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madeintaipei posted:nerd Next time I'm like, 8 or whatever, I will light my Camel Red and just beat his rear end raw with one of those breakable boards while wondering why he's doing something he shouldn't be, instead. Or just enter in communion with the Budda. I am sorry to disappoint Sensei.
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Aug 21, 2022 03:18
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if you count microbes i'm constantly triumphing in brutal combat
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Aug 21, 2022 03:22
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Big Beef City posted:Next time I'm like, 8 or whatever, I will light my Camel Red and just beat his rear end raw with one of those breakable boards while wondering why he's doing something he shouldn't be, instead. Or just enter in communion with the Budda. I am sorry to disappoint Sensei. At least you're learning. Grab me a beer while you're up?
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Aug 21, 2022 03:24
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challenge accepted *20 push ups* hold on six months that's a normal amount of months
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Aug 21, 2022 03:28
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WILDTURKEY101 posted:yes i was a good wrestler in high school Key to victory: rusty fishhook. Also known amongst the uncivilized as the oil check.
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Aug 21, 2022 04:10
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only on the astral plane
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Aug 21, 2022 04:13
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Yep, beat the whole military’s rear end, which is the only reason you can walk here, so now I’m gonna gently caress you up too.
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Aug 21, 2022 04:13
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I beat my nephew at Punch Out, but it might not count because I was screaming in panic the whole time.
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Aug 21, 2022 05:03
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I beat the AI in Ace Combat occasionally
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Aug 21, 2022 05:05
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No, and I did the opposite Just a couple years after I was hired on in the Lounge our yearly Xmas party was an outing to one of those indoor paintball places. I'd never played of course and was completely unfamiliar with it. It starts and the building is dark and full of millions of partitions with glowing neon paint scribbles smeared with gooey paintball carcasses and worst of all death metal music is BLASTING. This was the day I found out I needed glasses I couldn't see poo poo and I was terrified. I literally realized for the first time I'd die immediately in a war situation. I froze and tried to hide. Fairly soon I was fragged by a bitch waitress from my own team who didn't like me irl. She nailed me in the throat from close range too :/
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