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Don't try to break a glass bottle over someone's face. You'll gently caress them up bad but you'll also probably slice your hand up really good too. It's not like the movies!
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I went and got glasses after, I was 20 60 and 20 80 And I ended up firing that same bitch about ? 8 years later
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Aug 21, 2022 05:49
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Yes. It was my meat.
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when i was 17 some russian guy from another school who was way bigger than me slapped me hard randomly in the face when i was really drunk, so the next time i saw him at a party i kicked him in the nuts hard from behind and escaped in a car with my bros and never saw him again
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Caesar Saladin posted:when i was 17 some russian guy from another school who was way bigger than me slapped me hard randomly in the face when i was really drunk, so the next time i saw him at a party i kicked him in the nuts hard from behind and escaped in a car with my bros and never saw him again You know that was Vladimir Putin, right?
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Aug 21, 2022 09:39
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I have a few times, the last time I did I went to jail for it even though they were in the process of killing me Unfortunately they and one of the other people were police officers so that sort of made things work towards their favor legally for awhile
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Aug 21, 2022 10:59
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Worf posted:I have a few times, the last time I did I went to jail for it even though they were in the process of killing me Being arrested in America is not legally combat, even though it's as dangerous.
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Aug 21, 2022 12:12
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satanic splash-back posted:Being arrested in America is not legally combat, even though it's as dangerous. It is when multiple people end up in the emergency room because it's a fight and you end up with 17 charges for various forms of a and b, while fighting out of a chokehold to save your own life If you ever want to put me in a choke hold and discuss how the next thing that happens isn't combat, come on up to Boston When somebody walks away needing a skin graft because they decided to try and choke you out I'm pretty sure that's combat Beating two ex cops and their friends in a fight wasn't my first rodeo either as you may guess lol. Just the most recent Worf fucked around with this message at 12:19 on Aug 21, 2022 |
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Aug 21, 2022 12:16
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I wouldn’t call it a fight, but one of my middle school bullies was taunting me at the end of P.E. class and I wasn’t having any repressive poo poo by then. For context, earlier that day I had already been depantsed by another bully in front of the whole class which promptly laughed at me and made me seethe with internal rage because I’d had enough of that poo poo by 8th grade. Back to the P.E. bully, he kept grabbing my shirt and getting in my face with “what’re you gonna do about it?” repeatedly. He flicked my ear which released all of my pent-up anger into a left uppercut as hard as I could into his nose and face. The bully literally flew off the ground and got knocked the gently caress out. Hit him so hard that I fractured my pinky and had to wear a splint for a month. Of course, I was the one to get in trouble and not the countless bullies who hosed with me for almost two years. When my mom came to pick me up, the principal was screaming in my face about how I could have killed him with a punch like that (The Last Boy Scout was a new movie at the time in which Bruce Willis kills a dude with the same punch). My mom pulled the principal off of me and yelled at her “If I ever catch you yelling at my son like that again, I will sue this loving school into oblivion because you won’t do any loving thing about his bullies. Understand?” I never got suspended for that, and the bullying pretty much stopped after that. Don't gently caress with a Mexican mom’s kid lol.
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Aug 21, 2022 12:38
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Worf posted:It is when multiple people end up in the emergency room because it's a fight and you end up with 17 charges for various forms of a and b, while fighting out of a chokehold to save your own life Easy there tough guy, you don't need to threaten people over the internet.
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Aug 21, 2022 12:45
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i would beat the rear end of every poster in this thread at once
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satanic splash-back posted:Easy there tough guy, you don't need to threaten people over the internet. nobody is threatening you. sit down saying i'll adequately defend my life from an attack isnt a threat- i was charged with (and beat) those particular charges too lmao
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I've been in various fights, and in high-school I sent a few football players to the ER with concussions because my head was bigger and harder than theirs. But one 'combat' that sticks in my memory was regionals for wrestling my junior year. I should have finished 1st or 2nd based on the season results, but I had a wicked flu, and felt like dogshit, so I washed out in the quarterfinals when I couldn't breathe to escape a pin move. So I washed to the consolation round, it was the next day, and I felt a lot better, my first consolation bought was with the last ranked dude in the competition, we were in the 215lb (97kg) weight class, which has a ton a variation between huge gangly dudes, cut dudes, and pretty overweight dudes. I was in the first category, dude I was wrestling was ib the third, and I tied up with this dude, and did the laziest ankle pick ever, got his ankle, and he just like crumpled to the ground screaming. His other ankle had broken and his tibia and fibula were just sticking out his skin and poo poo. I won the match by medical time-out, as I didn't break any rules, and man did I feel worse about that "victory" or loss than any other I ever got .
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drat that is a real shame
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Worf posted:nobody is threatening you. sit down 
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yeah my advice would be dont trigger people that are remembering almost dying by telling them that experience and the resultant mayhem werent a "legitimate" combat ring any bells, mechanistically?
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i felt his knees on my back, another one was either punching the back of my head/neck or elbowing it, i couldnt see, i was face down gasping for air as my life turned black i realized i was fading bad and started begging to be let to breathe, and they wouldnt listen and somebody kept punching the back of my head i chose life instead of fading to black while being laid on top of by one man and beaten by his friend senseless (not a combat) all i could remember was being in a coma and how somehow everything i was feeling and the blackness was looking like that the longer i gasped and choked under his arm my body is still marked from defending it from being extinguished now years later. thank u officer
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Aug 21, 2022 13:14
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i dunno man, maybe you could have defended yourself more efficiently if you weren't such a little bitch
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Caesar Saladin posted:i dunno man, maybe you could have defended yourself more efficiently if you weren't such a little bitch lol i should have just hit them first i agree however that ended up being a crucial element to my legal defense, unsurprisingly
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Never been in a real fight and hopefully never will, will run the gently caress away before doing a stupid fight.
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Bad Purchase posted:well our time is up, that will be $450 for today's session
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It took me a lot of figuring out that "let them punch you in the face until they get tired out" is a bad tactic that hurts a lot after the booze wears off, and instead that you can actually put your arms up in a blocking posture to deflect blows, and then get control of an arm and take the conversation to the ground, pin them and start talking really weird until you both get tired and say peace, or the police come. And the police are the real threat there. You want to get this wrapped up and go your own ways before that happens. Anyway, long story short, put your loving arms up.
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I fought the law, but luckily I had a good lawyer so the law didn't win.
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ManBoyChef posted:I fought the law, but luckily I had a good lawyer so the law didn't win. white privilege kept me alive but the lawyer kept me out of trouble
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I fight on the battlefield of the human mind.  That said, if you see someone looking at you aggressively, immediately strip off all your clothes, defecate in your hands and smear it on yourself while screaming DADDY AM I PRETTY YET works every time X JAKK fucked around with this message at 14:04 on Aug 21, 2022 |
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Not me but one time I was out at a work happy hour and one of my co-workers who was normally this really nice lady kept getting propositioned by this dude and she finally had enough and broke a glass beer bottle on the edge of the table and said “say another word and I’ll glass you morherfucker” and it was pretty cool.
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Aug 21, 2022 21:47
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Yes, if judo tournaments and boxing matches count. But I did those things as a kid/teen. These days I take the car when it's time to put out the garbage on the street, have my groceries delivered, and would likely shatter like a teacup if you punched me.
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Aug 21, 2022 21:57
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Burst into tears. When they turn away in disgust, kick them in the back and run like hell.
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One way to defuse any physical combat is just to keep a zip-lock bag of wasps in your pocket. A punk wants to throw down? Shake the wasps up, open the bag, throw it at their feet, and run like hell. It's technically legal.
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Worf posted:It is when multiple people end up in the emergency room because it's a fight and you end up with 17 charges for various forms of a and b, while fighting out of a chokehold to save your own life god drat post the video
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Only the refereed kind. Kinda lame
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flubber nuts posted:god drat post the video The guy that actually had me in the chokehold, I would be genuinely surprised if he ever puts another person in a chokehold in his life As soon as I realized I was fading to black I decided that it was either as much damage to that person's arm as I could or my life, and yeah That guy's arm got me a superior court charge or two that thankfully did not get picked up by a grand jury I mangled him bad enough that the prosecutor referred to me as a vicious animal lol From there it was pretty much just targeting people's eyeballs with my hands and any objects I could find near me. Then a few weeks later they killed George Floyd and Breonna Taylor died right around the same time my stuff went down, and my stuff basically fizzled away and three of the four people actually went ahead and kind of took ownership of what they started The only one person that didn't go ahead and be like yeah that was actually probably our bad, was the guy that I had to hurt really bad to get off of me, who was also the instigator, and one of the two cops there It was actually kind of interesting because even the court officers that saw the police report said that I got a raw deal getting in trouble for that to begin with. Acab, really Worf fucked around with this message at 00:47 on Aug 22, 2022 |
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Worf I’m gonna be in Boston early October for a concert. Meet me at the House of Blues if u want an rear end kicking.
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Worf I’m gonna be in Boston early October for a concert. Meet me at the House of Blues if u want an rear end kicking. Honestly if you're going to hang out at that corporate rear end place you are already kicking your own rear end October works pretty well for me though, technically I'll be out of jail by then
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I beat people by finger blasting their significant others. Yeah, I got some hand techniques for ya tough guy, heh 
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i have beaten someone off in combat
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Last fight I got a few shots in and had the guy knocked on the ground, but instead of finishing it I ran back and forth a bunch showboatin cause I was gonna do the People's Elbow but that gave him time to recover and he got up and kicked my rear end
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Some drunk kid tried to swing their drunken hand at me, so I just quickly threw my arms up between us, brought them down, and hugged his swing down. He calmed down or someone pulled him away after that, idk. Also something at school while being even younger.
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I punched a kid in fourth grade for calling me fat and he never bothered me again
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