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My wife’s aunt is insanely hot and she loving knows it. She’s like the definition of a milf. Her and her family are visiting this weekend and I’ve been living it up getting to hang out with her at the beach. I could watch her walk around in her bikini all day. Well I guess I actually did do that, so the point is sort of redundant. She’s a harmless, but very flirty lady and loves giving me hugs and smooches! Very big fan of how her kisses on the cheek are always a little bit closer to my lips than a regular kiss on the cheek would be  Anyway, today she’s showing me some pictures on her phone, and her hand is on my knee, and for the first time ever I notice she has the ugliest loving toe thumbs I’ve ever seen in my whole goddamn life. Like holy poo poo! I need to invent a time machine and go back one week and throw acid in my eyes. This changes everything! I need to rethink the whole way I imagine her when I’m jerking off.  “Please keep that thumb away from my tushy, thank you. Why don’t we try some kinky sex toys instead.” *tosses her a pair of thick gloves* “Mmmm very sexy!”Like I seriously wanted to puke looking at them. Can’t believe I’ve known her for ten years and never noticed these loving abominations before. Is it possible these could have grown overnight or been the result of some sort of horrible accident I am not aware of? Goons with toe thumbs… what’s the deal? Do you know you have toe thumbs? Was it an accident or were they always like that? Do they smell like feet? Anyone ever back out of some friendly buttplay at the last minute with you?  (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:My wife’s aunt is insanely hot and she loving knows it. She’s like the definition of a milf. My mom has inbred toe-thumbs like that. I have normal hands but asymmetrical feet, all my toes are slightly-to-majorly different in length from the toes on the other foot.
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Aug 21, 2022 06:25
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Hey what is your av from again I seen it already but couldn’t find it again googling, it’s a Chinese muppet monkey right?
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Aug 21, 2022 06:26
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does she have her big toes still? maybe she lost her thumbs in an accident (buttplay?) and had her toes grafted on
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Aug 21, 2022 06:35
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that's old anglo farmer hand structure. probably could break her own lugnuts off her tire if she needed to. def top tier genes.
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Aug 21, 2022 06:38
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Bad Purchase posted:does she have her big toes still? maybe she lost her thumbs in an accident (buttplay?) and had her toes grafted on No her big toes are much more squished than regular big toes, I joked about her being inbred but I am 150% sure her dad was a loving inbreed. They shouldn’t let groups of 10 people start towns in rural West Virginia.
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Aug 21, 2022 06:39
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EA Sports posted:that's old anglo farmer hand structure. probably could break her own lugnuts off her tire if she needed to. def top tier genes. i'm not willing to go that far until i've seem some calipers on the skull
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Aug 21, 2022 06:39
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EA Sports posted:that's old anglo farmer hand structure. probably could break her own lugnuts off her tire if she needed to. def top tier genes. No because her siblings all have it but only on one hand, she’s birthed from monsters.
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Aug 21, 2022 06:40
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Isn't that a fetal alcohol syndrome thing?
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Aug 21, 2022 06:44
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Spinz posted:Isn't that a fetal alcohol syndrome thing? No, my grandma switched to weed while she was pregnant. She apparently grew it her entire adult life and made edibles that she sold but I didn't know about it until after she died. Unless you're talking about the OP op, which I didn't read.
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Aug 21, 2022 06:47
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Spinz posted:Isn't that a fetal alcohol syndrome thing? OP is attracted to smooth philtrums and hooded eyes.
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Aug 21, 2022 06:52
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Aunt Magic
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Aug 21, 2022 06:57
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Nigmaetcetera posted:No, my grandma switched to weed while she was pregnant. She apparently grew it her entire adult life and made edibles that she sold but I didn't know about it until after she died. Unless you're talking about the OP op, which I didn't read. The Op
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Aug 21, 2022 06:59
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Spinz posted:The Op Ok I just drank for the first time in like a month so I feel like everybody is directly addressing me.
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Aug 21, 2022 07:02
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I have thumbs like that and am also a real hot milf AMA
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Aug 21, 2022 07:06
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Spinz posted:The Op My wife’s grandma isn’t a drinker, so unless she accidentally chugged a whole bottle of gin while she was pregnant, I’m ruling out Fetal Alcohol Syndrome.
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Aug 21, 2022 07:08
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not gonna click on this thread
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Aug 21, 2022 07:11
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Many men appreciate little piggies. What's her shoe size?
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Aug 21, 2022 07:33
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My thumbs are adult kangaroos.
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Aug 21, 2022 07:55
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tik tok oh no song
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Aug 21, 2022 09:08
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you gonna post pics of your hot aunt or what?
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Aug 21, 2022 09:26
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Not sure I understand, OP. Those toes look normal. Her feet look super hosed up though
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Aug 21, 2022 09:27
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wouldn’t a girthy toe thumb be better up the better than a skinny white bread regular thumb
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Aug 21, 2022 09:34
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Damnit Bhabi.
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Aug 21, 2022 09:36
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Does she have a camel toe thumb too?
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Aug 21, 2022 11:53
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Nausty Aunts
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Aug 21, 2022 12:02
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Put some mittens or socks idk
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Aug 21, 2022 12:22
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Nigmaetcetera posted:Hey what is your av from again I seen it already but couldn’t find it again googling, it’s a Chinese muppet monkey right? A goon gave it to me after I saw them buy it for someone, and I threw a tantrum that it wasn’t for me. The charitable goon came to his senses. That’s all I know. Also curious about its origins.
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Aug 21, 2022 14:47
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:My wife’s aunt is insanely hot and she loving knows it. She’s like the definition of a milf. Get her to lube up her thumb and stuff it right in your urethra. Also, they're a thing: https://www.womenshealthmag.com/health/a25361582/toe-thumbs/
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Aug 21, 2022 14:52
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:Get her to lube up her thumb and stuff it right in your urethra.
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Aug 21, 2022 15:07
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I like em Got any more pix
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Aug 21, 2022 16:40
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I dunno man my thumbs look like normal thumbs it sounds like maybe you should talk to your Dr about all this. And I mean ALL this. Because no one else wants to hear about it unless you pay them to listen to you, not because I'm concerned.
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Aug 21, 2022 19:09
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:
A guy I went to school with all the way from 1st grade to graduation had entire hands like that. None of his nails were more than 1/4" from the leading edge to the quick. It always creeped me the gently caress out. He shot himself about 15 years ago, but I don't know if it was tied to his weird fingers or not.
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Aug 21, 2022 19:20
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i just farted OP
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Aug 21, 2022 19:23
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Ask her for a toe job op
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Aug 22, 2022 16:33
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I bet thumbs like that could rub your cockhead a treat while the other fingers and the palm were jackin' the shaft, OP. Are the thumbs in the pic your own, or did you ask your hot bhabi aunt, "Hey, can I take a picture of your mutant thumbs for a forum post?" Have you sounded out the idea of a threesome to your wife? Please do get her permission first, cucking is bad, m'kay. If it all pans out, just turn off the bedroom light before loving your aunt, so you don't have to see the thumbs. But you can still ask bhabi to stick those fat beauties right up your rear end. Try both together and you'll never look back.
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Aug 22, 2022 16:51
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Kirk Vikernes posted:A guy I went to school with all the way from 1st grade to graduation had entire hands like that. None of his nails were more than 1/4" from the leading edge to the quick. It always creeped me the gently caress out. He shot himself about 15 years ago, but I don't know if it was tied to his weird fingers or not. I’m amazed he could even operate a firearm with those things.  though.
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One thing I don't know why It doesn't even matter how hard you try Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme To explain in due time All I know Time is a valuable thing Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings Watch it count down to the end of the day The clock ticks life away It's so unreal Didn't look out below Watch the time go right out the window Tryin' to hold on, did-didn't even know I wasted it all just to watch you go I kept everything inside and even though I tried It all fell apart What it meant to me will eventually Be a memory of a time when I tried so hard I tried so hard and got so far But in the end it doesn't even matter I had to fall to lose it all But in the end it doesn't even matter One thing, I don't know why It doesn't even matter how hard you try Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme To remind myself how I tried so hard In spite of the way you were mockin' me Acting like I was part of your property Remembering all the times you fought with me I'm surprised it got so far Things aren't the way they were before You wouldn't even recognize me anymore Not that you knew me back then But it all comes back to me in the end You kept everything inside and even though I tried It all fell apart What it meant to me will eventually Be a memory of a time when I tried so hard I tried so hard and got so far But in the end it doesn't even matter I had to fall to lose it all But in the end it doesn't even matter I've put my trust in you Pushed as far as I can go For all this There's only one thing you should know I've put my trust in you Pushed as far as I can go For all this There's only one thing you should know I tried so hard and got so far But in the end it doesn't even matter I had to fall to lose it all But in the end it doesn't even matter
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Aug 22, 2022 17:50
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can u please send me one of her thumbs? i need it for a project
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Aug 23, 2022 02:49
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post the hot parts op
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