Call Your Grandma posted:

can u please send me one of her thumbs? i need it for a project

rekko posted:

What the gently caress is a bhabi pls tell me I'm in bed and too lazy to Google it

Nigmaetcetera posted:

I think it’s another language for “your brother’s hot wife”.

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

I’m amazed he could even operate a firearm with those things.

though.

rekko posted:

What the gently caress is a bhabi pls tell me I'm in bed and too lazy to Google it

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

My wife’s aunt is insanely hot and she loving knows it. She’s like the definition of a milf.

Her and her family are visiting this weekend and I’ve been living it up getting to hang out with her at the beach. I could watch her walk around in her bikini all day. Well I guess I actually did do that, so the point is sort of redundant.

She’s a harmless, but very flirty lady and loves giving me hugs and smooches! Very big fan of how her kisses on the cheek are always a little bit closer to my lips than a regular kiss on the cheek would be

Anyway, today she’s showing me some pictures on her phone, and her hand is on my knee, and for the first time ever I notice she has the ugliest loving toe thumbs I’ve ever seen in my whole goddamn life. Like holy poo poo! I need to invent a time machine and go back one week and throw acid in my eyes. This changes everything! I need to rethink the whole way I imagine her when I’m jerking off.

“Please keep that thumb away from my tushy, thank you. Why don’t we try some kinky sex toys instead.” *tosses her a pair of thick gloves* “Mmmm very sexy!”

Like I seriously wanted to puke looking at them. Can’t believe I’ve known her for ten years and never noticed these loving abominations before. Is it possible these could have grown overnight or been the result of some sort of horrible accident I am not aware of?

Goons with toe thumbs… what’s the deal? Do you know you have toe thumbs? Was it an accident or were they always like that? Do they smell like feet? Anyone ever back out of some friendly buttplay at the last minute with you?



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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Fugmiass

DONKEY SALAMI posted:

Big nipples, big life.

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

My hot Bonobo auntie has thumb toes

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

My hot Bonobo auntie has thumb toes