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flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


im the alien from the famous alien autopsy tape. i hate getting autopsied!!!!

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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
im getting an autopsy right now

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Has a anyone said, "OP you're a real cutup" yet.

Also something smells funny in this thread (it's OP's corpse).

Are you a zombie and autopsying yourself while posting, OP? If so: You sick, dead, gay gently caress.


Edit: The same goes for Nooner.

Edit2: dead, gay' as in 'dead, gay forums', with all respect to our actual gay but not dead goons. Also :rip: to any actually dead ones.

Fake Edit Im gay.

BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 03:52 on Aug 22, 2022

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I’m getting an aubottomsy right now

Lamebot
Sep 8, 2005

ロボ顔菌~♡

ELTON JOHN posted:

being dead sucks rear end lol

try not to die if you can help it

Ah, it's great to see other other people enrolled in posthumous online simulation technology (POST) services as well. Money well spent.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




i'm getting tipsy right now

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

I’m getting an aubottomsy right now

lol

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
im getting an autopsy right now

Peg Sliderskew
Jan 4, 2010
Want to hear more from the goon whose dad ate a load of taco bell and pooed on a coroner.

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

Goons need to worry less about “autopsy” and more about “ah, gimme top, see?”

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8qhrURrQbI

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
Don't forget to tip the coroner :10bux:

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
What would be the most embarassing cause of death?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Colonel Cancer posted:

What would be the most embarassing cause of death?

Terminally online

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




impaled by a beach umbrella on a windy day

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

Suicide by cop in Uvalde, Texas.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Szyznyk posted:

Suicide by cop in Uvalde, Texas.

Still waiting around, I see.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Colonel Cancer posted:

What would be the most embarassing cause of death?

Yaldabaoth posted:



Some people just can't handle puberty.

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

Colonel Cancer posted:

What would be the most embarassing cause of death?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lc6db8qfZEw&t=8s

naem
May 29, 2011

are we all dead yet

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug

naem posted:

are we all dead yet

Our dreams are dead yea but I think the meat parts are still doing ok

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


i'm dead! that's right, dead serious about going to itchy and scratchy land

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Hey! I'm organ here!

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
related:

https://vimeo.com/328659366

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress
Ultra Carp

ELTON JOHN posted:

being dead sucks rear end lol

try not to die if you can help it

RIP OP

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

good luck in the skeleton wars

Pac and Cheese
Oct 29, 2010

gotta walk fast
last time i renewed my drivers license they asked if i wanted to be an organ donor but i ticked the wrong box and accidentally donated my body to science

Seth Pecksniff posted:

They're making fun of your weiner op

when i asked my friend in med school if this would happen he just laughed and wouldn't tell me

now i'm sure my flayed corpse will be presented at body worlds being eiffel towered by a couple sumo wrestlers

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

one could only hope

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

They found swag in my body

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

They found swag in my body

i am getting an autopsy right now

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Swiggedy swoggedy they’re up in my dead boggedy

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




roll call, is anyone getting an autopsy right now?

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Rearranging my guts as we speak

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Anyone got some tips on how to get a good autopsy? Don't want some bargain-bin doc working on me.

feller
Jul 5, 2006


satanic splash-back posted:

Anyone got some tips on how to get a good autopsy? Don't want some bargain-bin doc working on me.

I reckon a shark attack would. The trick is to not get eaten

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
i am getting an autopsy right now

Pac and Cheese
Oct 29, 2010

gotta walk fast
nooner is completely out of control, this is ridiculous

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

Lawrence Gilchrist posted:

I've apparently been walking around and driving with coma-level blood sugar levels, which I just found out, and when I told the nurse that called me about it that I am starting a new job that is more physically demanding tomorrow, she said to carry some nuts and seeds on me, since I probably have type 1 diabetes. The company insurance doesn't start for two months. I might be getting an autopsy later.
Man that sucks
:(

I was going to PM you but you don't have platinum for some unknown crazy reason

you were around when I 1st started posting. I think it's wonderful when people have the same av forever :)

I hope you're OK
Glad you're working hope you have insurance

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Rearranging my guts as we speak

I was gonna and then I decided to rearrange ya mum's instead lmao I hosed your mum joke gottem.

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Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

Pac and Cheese posted:

nooner is completely out of control, this is ridiculous

I hear he's getting an autopsy right now

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