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in Boulder last night, it was apparently the move in day for the college. i went to get a pillow at the Target because i was gonna sleep in my car to save money. had been a wee bit too spendy with the hostels and hotels and such and not enough worky with the Uber and whatnot. a working holiday on the barbary coast the Tagret was overryn bu thecollege student. they were everywhere, and the pain medication aiesle was empty i got a pillow, a set of measuring spoons, and a set of cups. the pillow cost 30 dolars but i forgot to scan it so i guess it was free. i took some pcis thos  
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Yeah man you can kiss my cousin, thanks for running it by me first.
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Aug 22, 2022 20:51
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i'm into cousin swapping
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Aug 22, 2022 20:53
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How do I bookmark a thread for someone else?
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Aug 22, 2022 20:57
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Depends how much you're paying OP.
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Aug 22, 2022 21:05
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Cousins are an under-appreciated dating pool OP. Dive in!
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Aug 22, 2022 21:08
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cousinmeetup.com
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Aug 22, 2022 21:08
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It’s legal here to gently caress, marry, and if I feel threatened afterward, kill my cousin.
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Aug 22, 2022 21:10
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op should be banned for his habitually incongruent thread title/body posting problem. it's disingenuous
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Aug 22, 2022 21:15
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op is a menace, to be frank
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Aug 22, 2022 21:16
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:op is a menace, to be frank op is a frank. by that I mean a weenie
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Aug 22, 2022 21:26
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I dunno, maybe like a 3rd cousin or something I guess
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Aug 22, 2022 21:28
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Aug 22, 2022 21:37
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Hi George-Michael
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Aug 22, 2022 21:38
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According to sources familiar with the situation, it is not OK to kiss your cousin.
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Aug 22, 2022 21:43
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kissin' cousins leads to fuckin' cousins; some people think its bad, some people think its good
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Aug 22, 2022 21:50
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By all means, just go ahead and breed with your family members until you're all a bunch of giant naked mole rats. Evolution deserves to be mocked like this for putting such a strong emphasis on genetic similarity.
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Aug 22, 2022 21:54
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I’ll kiss you OP. You can pretend we’re cousins if you want.
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Aug 22, 2022 21:54
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OP are you some sort of Google posting AI
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Aug 22, 2022 21:58
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MaliciousBiz posted:According to sources familiar with the situation, it is not OK to kiss your cousin. “America’s Mayor” Mr Rudy Giuliani begs to differ.
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Aug 22, 2022 22:10
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ask my cousin man idk
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Aug 22, 2022 22:11
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Yes
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Aug 22, 2022 22:16
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permanently poisoned genepools sound like a problem for future generations, why should i care? we can’t even stop burning fossil fuels or creating trash continents in the ocean.
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Aug 22, 2022 22:17
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i say live for today, with your cousins
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Aug 22, 2022 22:18
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The world’s on fire, fascism is winning; kiss your cousins who gives a poo poo, go hog wild.
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Aug 22, 2022 22:19
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i dont have a cousins. can I borrow yours, op?
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Aug 22, 2022 22:24
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All of my cousins are ugly. I am too, but I can do better.
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Aug 22, 2022 22:31
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My cousins are rednecks so you might catch something, but otherwise knock yourself out.
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Aug 22, 2022 22:32
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i do have an uncle though. he's a retired homicide detective in chicago. he still carries a snubby .38 which, lol.
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Aug 22, 2022 22:32
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you're allowed but no tongues so what's the point
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:you're allowed but no tongues so what's the point a kiss wi thout tongue is technically called a "smooch"
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precision posted:in Boulder last night, it was apparently the move in day for the college. i went to get a pillow at the Target because i was gonna sleep in my car to save money. had been a wee bit too spendy with the hostels and hotels and such and not enough worky with the Uber and whatnot. a working holiday on the barbary coast i hear you brother. last time i went t tothe tARGET i couldn't find a god damned thing i needed. they rearrnaged the whole fuckin store since the last time i was there. anyone else miss george w. bush? now there was a president i'd want to have a beer with! anyway i got up to the "customer service" desk - which is a real crock of poo poo, nobgody at that drat store or in this goddamn country knows how to offer service to a PAYING CUSTOMER any more. it's because the schools are all hosed up with the NEW MATH and teaching children their feelings matter os some poo poo like that. unbelieveable. back wehn i was in school if you got out of line the teacher had a free hand to belt you one for acting up, because we knew thats what we were there for and parents support it. now it'd be a god drat media circus and courts and fuckin' CROOK LAWYERS making all kinds of our drat money off of it. now the kids grow up and they don't know to obey like they should, that's what happened with my ex-wife, she made a VOW to obey me and then she broke that vow, but the fuckin' court still took me to the drat cleaners when her CROOK LAWYER snowed the judge with... hell, if bullshit were music, that rear end in a top hat would have been a symphony orchestra!!! i got up to the "customer" "service" desk, some PC bullshit if you ask me, might as well just call it the complaints desk like they used to, even if they won't do what they used to, because by god if i didn't have complaints before visiting that drat desk i sure would have 'em now! they got PC names for all kinds of bullshit now too, that's hillary clinton for you, her and jimmy carter ruined this country for all time. if they weren't trying to reprogram americas minds they were trying to get us all hooked on the BIG GOV'T teats, but that's some sour fuckin' milk i'll tell yopu what. one time i tried to take the bus, which i PAID TAXES for and then had to PAY FOR A TICKET, fuckin' gvoernmtn double-dipping my wallet, i got somethin' you can double-dip! anywa back in 1978 i tried to take the bus from st. johns out to the hillsboro airport, and the drat map looks like it was written by one of those drat satanic goblins my son loved to play with his friends with, so i called up metro to have them explain it to me - couldn't make it happen! loving unbelievable! they had the drat gall to ask me to "calm down" and i really lost my cool and yelled at them so hard i lost my voice for two days. they want us to be depednetn so they can keep us from going where we want to. that's socialism for you. i tried explainnig all this to the girl at the "custoemr service" desk - she had that loving hairdo, you know the one i'm talking about, no sense of professionaleism in today's ameriac - and at some point her dumbass manager came up and told me to leave his store. i hadn't even been able to buy a drat thing because they fuckin hid it from me! i coudln't even get to that though, he interrupted me while i was chewing him out for trying to boss around me, a PAYING CUSTOMER and said he'd call the cops on me if i didn't get out. well i aint' too proud to admit but i had to hightail it when he started dialing, i got warrants out - the drat wife again, you got no idea what a world of trouble marriage is, worst mistake i ever made aside from voting for Nixon, who buddied up with the drat chicoms, and i dont have time to gently caress around with johnny law any more. i got back home and the drat girlfriend goes off on me because icame home empty-ahnded, we had a real fight on that one, had the neighbors hollering and pounding on my drat door EVEN AFTER I TOLD THEM NOT TO, finally gave in and handed her a wad of cash so she could go buy her own poo poo. loving unbelievable. the liquor ain't been drawn hard enough that can settle the pains i have to bare
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:saME dolphin:
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its a shark because same is shark is japanese
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drat I just looked that up and you're right as hell sid
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Never doubt Sid wisdom
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Shinjobi posted:Never doubt Sid wisdom sidsdom
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Sid Vicious posted:its a shark because same is shark is japanese god DAMMIT
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Thread? Can you move both your arms? Speech slurring? I'm calling 911 and a swat team to all your houses.
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