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Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Tarkus posted:

Would it be incest to have sex with your clone?

Only if it's the alternate universe version of you. The goatee stays on.

# ? Aug 24, 2022 03:41

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# ? May 13, 2024 14:00

Bad Purchase: Jun 17, 2019

Pac and Cheese posted:

how does jeffrey know i've done cousin stuff?

we should "punk" jeffrey by creating a lot of threads with disgusting titles, and then the op will say what the actual subject is once you click it. this will fill the front page with lots recommended threads about cousin loving or whatever and the many front page readers will see these titles and they will go: :ohno:

this is a sure fire way to get jeffrey "punk'd" really good

# ? Aug 24, 2022 04:01

Sophy Wackles: Dec 17, 2000; > access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.

Tarkus posted:

Would it be incest to have sex with your clone?

My clone says it�s not incest.

# ? Aug 24, 2022 04:20

Private Cumshoe: Feb 15, 2019; AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

IS your cousin hot I'll kiss them for you if you like :ohdear:

# ? Aug 24, 2022 06:15

Slugworth: Feb 18, 2001; If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

I dunno, maybe like a 3rd cousin or something I guess

Yeah, this is the answer. Like, yeah, the first cousin you kiss is weird, the second one, people are like "uhhh, does this guy have a cousin thing or something?? This is getting super weird", but by the time you've kissed a third one, people are just over it. What are they gonna do, you know? This guy just loves kissing his cousins.

# ? Aug 24, 2022 12:46

verbal enema: May 23, 2009; onlymarfans.com

is shark good

# ? Aug 24, 2022 13:07

Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003

William Henry Hairytaint married his aunt

# ? Aug 24, 2022 14:00

Fell Mood: Jul 2, 2022; A terrible Fell look!

I mean if they consent then sure op. But how do you know my cousin?

# ? Aug 24, 2022 14:15

Icochet: Mar 18, 2008; I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~; Grimey Drawer

I have literally carried a printer to my cousin's apartment. Seriously.

# ? Aug 24, 2022 15:16

bradzilla: Oct 15, 2004

just took a big stinky poo poo

it smelled better than this thread

# ? Aug 24, 2022 15:22

Tarkus: Aug 27, 2000

I once worked with a guy who was excited for his family reunion on the weekend. He claimed he was "going to get so much pussy this weekend". Food for thought.

# ? Aug 24, 2022 15:39

Bad Purchase: Jun 17, 2019

well how much did he get?

# ? Aug 24, 2022 15:47

Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003

Tarkus posted:

I once worked with a guy who was excited for his family reunion on the weekend. He claimed he was "going to get so much pussy this weekend". Food for thought.

Was it William Henry Hairytaint?

# ? Aug 24, 2022 15:50

Tarkus: Aug 27, 2000

Smugworth posted:

Was it William Henry Hairytaint?

I can't say!

# ? Aug 24, 2022 15:53

Tarkus: Aug 27, 2000

Bad Purchase posted:

well how much did he get?

I don't know. I didn't really pry any further. Some things are better left unknown.

# ? Aug 24, 2022 15:54

BigBadSteve: Apr 29, 2009

precision posted:

in Boulder last night, it was apparently the move in day for the college. i went to get a pillow at the Target because i was gonna sleep in my car to save money. had been a wee bit too spendy with the hostels and hotels and such and not enough worky with the Uber and whatnot. a working holiday on the barbary coast

the Tagret was overryn bu thecollege student. they were everywhere, and the pain medication aiesle was empty

i got a pillow, a set of measuring spoons, and a set of cups. the pillow cost 30 dolars but i forgot to scan it so i guess it was free. i took some pcis thos

What the gently caress is going on in those photos?

And what's your cousin's number (if a woman)?

# ? Aug 24, 2022 16:03

MrQwerty: Apr 15, 2003

BigBadSteve posted:

What the gently caress is going on in those photos?

Dall-E

# ? Aug 24, 2022 16:11

a mysterious cloak: Apr 5, 2003; Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!

Sid Vicious posted:

its a shark because same is shark is japanese

# ? Aug 24, 2022 16:12

William Henry Hairytaint: Oct 29, 2011

Smugworth posted:

Was it William Henry Hairytaint?

lol if you think I would willingly attend any kind of social gathering

# ? Aug 24, 2022 16:52

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Tarkus posted:

I once worked with a guy who was excited for his family reunion on the weekend. He claimed he was "going to get so much pussy this weekend". Food for thought.

Maybe they own a lot of cats?

# ? Aug 24, 2022 18:21

Icochet: Mar 18, 2008; I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~; Grimey Drawer

Tarkus posted:

I once worked with a guy who was excited for his family reunion on the weekend. He claimed he was "going to get so much pussy this weekend". Food for thought.

Maybe he crashed some other family's reunion. It's actually a pretty good idea, he's basically the only person there that people are allowed to gently caress

# ? Aug 24, 2022 18:38

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Crashing bud's weird hoof aunt family reunion

# ? Aug 24, 2022 18:49

Mooey Cow: Jan 27, 2018; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Pillbug

Icochet posted:

I have literally carried a printer to my cousin's apartment. Seriously.

Did they possess: human panties???

# ? Aug 24, 2022 18:50

Farmer Crack-Ass: Jan 2, 2001; this is me posting irl

Tarkus posted:

I once worked with a guy who was excited for his family reunion on the weekend. He claimed he was "going to get so much pussy this weekend". Food for thought.

but did he get head?

# ? Aug 24, 2022 19:06