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ok so vampires don't like garlic, and also if you throw stuff on the ground vampires will be compelled to count it. so if you throw a bunch of garlic on the ground, the vampire will want to count it, but then upon realizing it's garlic, will be repelled by the garlic, and then will realize there is stuff to count on the ground so they will try to do that and be repelled again, and so on and so forth, causing the vampire to be stuck in a softlock condition until the sun comes up at which point they will be killed (by the sun) think about it !
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Most telescopes have mirrors so they won’t be able to use one to count at a distance either!
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Aug 27, 2022 04:28
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They cant cross running water either OP, so as long as you piss at em ur prolly safe. Just stay hydrated!
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this kills the dracula
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Thank you OP I've been having some vampire problems lately and I'm gonna try this.
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Aug 27, 2022 04:51
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yook posted:Most telescopes have mirrors so they won’t be able to use one to count at a distance either! Mirrors don't hurt vampires, they just can't see their reflections in them you absolute moron
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Aug 27, 2022 04:52
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Just nail the coffin shut
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Aug 27, 2022 05:14
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I noticed when I manage to clip a stake through a vampires torso their AI flips out and kinda stops working
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Aug 27, 2022 05:58
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Vampires are stupid
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This is why I walk around with multiple 100,000 lumen ligths blasting in every direction when I go out at night, cant be too careful
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Aug 27, 2022 05:59
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Toxic Mental posted:This is why I walk around with multiple 100,000 lumen ligths blasting in every direction when I go out at night, cant be too careful What is the weirdest bug you've pulled out of your mouth
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Aug 27, 2022 06:00
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While a vampire is waiting to be invited into your home, simply place another home behind them close enough that the doorways are connected. If they are not invited into either home, they will be trapped in the makeshift vestibule forever.
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Aug 27, 2022 06:01
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Vampires don’t cast a reflection in mirrors. This makes it very hard for them to shave and do their hair. Set up a barber shop in your area and when they come in really butcher their hair. Not like they can see it. Just pretend like everything is fine and let them go out looking stupid. Obviously this would need to be a late night barber shop.
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Aug 27, 2022 06:17
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Vampires cannot enter anyone's home unless invited. So what you do, is you build a house directly against the portcullis of their castle, and make sure to not invite them in. They're now stuck inside the castle, it's hilarious!
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Aug 27, 2022 06:24
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Hot Dog Day #91 posted:this kills the dracula i am ok with killing draculas tbh
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Aug 27, 2022 06:26
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if you drain all of your own blood a vampire won't be able to detect you
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Aug 27, 2022 06:29
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Skeleton Ape posted:What is the weirdest bug you've pulled out of your mouth That sounds like something a bat would say.
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Skeleton Ape posted:What is the weirdest bug you've pulled out of your mouth This is me 
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Aug 27, 2022 06:43
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this move shaved 48 seconds off my nosferatu% PB, thanks op
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Aug 27, 2022 06:43
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Being rich hundreds of years there's no way their finances are 100% legit, especially as they always end up eating their accountants or driving them insane. Audit the fuckers. Audit them hard
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Aug 27, 2022 06:48
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hehe, check this out: COUNT QUACKULA
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Aug 27, 2022 06:49
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Good advice OP but what I really need to know is how to cockblock a vampire.
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Aug 27, 2022 06:50
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I had a similar idea of luring a vampire into a plain and buying the land surrounding it Being unable to enter without permission, they would be stuck
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Jestery posted:I had a similar idea of luring a vampire into a plain and buying the land surrounding it it seems like the dracula would turn into a bat well before you finished purchasing the land, and if you had the land pre-purchased then your plan falls apart! draculas are tricky like that
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Aug 27, 2022 07:09
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When a vampire turns into a bat in order to escape, you can run an ultrasonic cleaner in the room to mess up their echolocation.
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Wait a sec are we talking about a boy dracula or a girl dracula
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Jestery posted:I had a similar idea of luring a vampire into a plain and buying the land surrounding it this stopped working with the Paris Convention of 1919, now vampires just have to fly high enough to reach the easement for air travel
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HELLOMYNAMEIS___ posted:When a vampire turns into a bat in order to escape, you can run an ultrasonic cleaner in the room to mess up their echolocation. i use a giant ultrasonic at work almost every night to wash solder printer screens, i wonder if that's why i never see any draculas areound (i work overnight so it is absolutely dracula time)
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Tunicate posted:this stopped working with the Paris Convention of 1919, now vampires just have to fly high enough to reach the easement for air travel A question I have had for the last few years has now been answered
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bossy lady posted:While a vampire is waiting to be invited into your home, simply place another home behind them close enough that the doorways are connected. If they are not invited into either home, they will be trapped in the makeshift vestibule forever. Be careful with this, if someone trips and knocks the dracula into a house, it will die
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Aug 27, 2022 08:26
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If a vampire turns into a bat you just shoot them, it's no biggie.
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Aug 27, 2022 08:31
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What a waste of a vampire. Trap them in a silver cage. Vampire guano is worth mucho dinero.
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Aug 27, 2022 08:57
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Sorry OP but it's like trying to trap the NPCs in the Sims. Eventually they will shrug their shoulders and disappear but they can return later.
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Aug 27, 2022 10:02
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Vampires are getting wise on the various land and household ownership rules, so watch out. Where do you think all these timeshare scams are originating from? Transylvania.
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Aug 27, 2022 10:06
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Ironically, ancient vampires who were considered royalty hundreds if not thousands of years ago are behind the entire socialism boom to remove the idea of ownership of property. When it's no ones property, Dracula doesn't need permission to waltz right in and drink you or your entire family. Think about it: Who is investing in silver? Vampires. They're hoarding it to keep it out of the hands of the common man. Vampires also want to get rid of religion and religious symbols.
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Aug 27, 2022 10:16
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I'm gonna softlock my partners penises
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Vampires can only count to 57, so throw 58 toothpicks at them but glue 2 together. They will think they have a satisfactory memory count but in fact it’s an overflow, and they can’t do division so you broke the adder. MUAHAHAHHAAA OOPS! 
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Aug 27, 2022 10:37
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Why do people call photo cameras single lens reflex cameras? Like yeah everyone knows it has one lens. Is there a double lens reflex camera? Like why would you need to specify the single  lens part? 
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Aug 27, 2022 10:53
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Nobody calls them that we all call them dracula detectors.
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the best way to get rid of a dracula is to repeat the following two timesquote:Dig through the ditches this is repulsive to all creatures alive and dead
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