SA2K's 2022 QB Rankings Part 1

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a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Hello TFF friends. I did this last year and people seemed to respond well, so I will do it again.

I am going to rank the starting QBs in the NFL. These rankings will be going into the 2022 season, and is not based on career performance or anything like that. This is strictly going into the 2022 season so if Tom Brady is not as high as you think he should be, please do not yell at me.

I will do this four more times throughout the season, after the quarter, half, three-quarter, and finally a Final Ranking thread. It will be fun to see how things change!

I will also be listing all rookies at the bottom because they have not played yet. Again these are just my rankings, and they are fluid.

So without further adieu, here is how I think the QBs stack up as we enter the 2022 NFL season:

1. Aaron Rodgers
2. Josh Allen
3. Patrick Mahomes
4. Justin Herbert
5. Lamar Jackson
6. Joe Burrow
7. Matt Stafford
8. Tom Brady
9. Russell Wilson
10. Derek Carr
11. Dak Prescott
12. Kirk Cousins
13. Kyler Murray
14. Baker Mayfield
15. Jameis Winston
16. Matt Ryan
17. Ryan Tannehill
18. Mac Jones
19. Jalen Hurts
20. Tua
21. Mitch Trubisky
22. Justin Fields
23. Jacoby Brissett
24. Carson Wentz
25. Davis Mills
26. Jared Goff
27. Trevor Lawrence
28. Daniel Jones
29. Geno Smith
30. Marcus Mariota
31. Zach Wilson
32. Trey Lance

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# ? May 7, 2024 20:04

Blitz of 404 Error: Sep 19, 2007; Joe Biden is a top 15 president

Great list, thank you

# ? Aug 30, 2022 07:22

McGurk: Oct 20, 2004; Cuz life sucks, kids. Get it while you can.

Extremely accurate and thorough. I look forward to the updates.

# ? Aug 30, 2022 07:36

Hizawk: Jun 18, 2004; High on the Lions.

Lol, just lmao at Jared ' Pro Bowl QB' Goff being ranked at the bottom ahead of the rookies.

The Pro Bowl is in ref to this season as well.

# ? Aug 30, 2022 09:50

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Matt Ryan gonna make a fool of you Steel Angel.

# ? Aug 30, 2022 20:55

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

TFF sweetheart Tom Brady is looking forward to proving you wrong.

# ? Aug 30, 2022 21:16

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

For the sake of posterity, here are your rankings at the beginning of last season.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3975927

quote:

1. Patrick Mahomes - Kansas City
2. Aaron Rodgers - Green Bay
3. Russell Wilson - Seattle
4. Lamar Jackson - Baltimore
5. Tom Brady - Tampa Bay
6. Josh Allen - Buffalo
7. Matt Stafford - Los Angeles Rams
8. Deshaun Watson - Houston
9. Justin Herbert - Los Angeles Chargers
10. Dak Prescott - Dallas
11. Ryan Tannehill - Tennessee
12. Baker Mayfield - Cleveland
13. Kirk Cousins - Minnesota
14. Derek Carr - Las Vegas
15. Kyler Murray - Arizona
16. Joe Burrow - Cincinnati
17. Ryan Fitzpatrick - Washington
18. Matt Ryan - Atlanta
19. Andy Dalton - Chicago
20. Tua Tagovailoa - Miami
21. Jimmy Garapalo - San Francisco
22. Jameis Winston - New Orleans
23. Ben Roethlisberger - Pittsburgh
24. Drew Lock - Denver
25. Daniel Jones - New York Giants
26. Jared Goff - Detroit
27. Cam Newton - New England
28. Jalen Hurts - Philadelphia
29. Sam Darnold - Carolina
30. Jacob Eason (?????) - Indianapolis
31. Trevor Lawrence - Jacksonville
32. Zach Wilson - New York Jets

# ? Aug 30, 2022 21:23

surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

I can't believe you get it exactly right every year, but that's just how it is.

# ? Aug 30, 2022 21:29

Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

a neat cape posted:

Hello TFF friends. I did this last year and people seemed to respond well, so I will do it again.

I am going to rank the starting QBs in the NFL. These rankings will be going into the 2022 season, and is not based on career performance or anything like that. This is strictly going into the 2022 season so if Tom Brady is not as high as you think he should be, please do not yell at me.

I will do this four more times throughout the season, after the quarter, half, three-quarter, and finally a Final Ranking thread. It will be fun to see how things change!

I will also be listing all rookies at the bottom because they have not played yet. Again these are just my rankings, and they are fluid.

So without further adieu, here is how I think the QBs stack up as we enter the 2022 NFL season:

1. Aaron Rodgers
2. Josh Allen
3. Patrick Mahomes
4. Justin Herbert
5. Lamar Jackson
6. Joe Burrow
7. Matt Stafford
8. Tom Brady
9. Russell Wilson
10. Derek Carr
11. Dak Prescott
12. Kirk Cousins
13. Kyler Murray
14. Baker Mayfield
15. Jameis Winston
16. Matt Ryan
17. Ryan Tannehill
18. Mac Jones
19. Jalen Hurts
20. Tua
21. Mitch Trubisky
22. Justin Fields
23. Jacoby Brissett
24. Carson Wentz
25. Davis Mills
26. Jared Goff
27. Trevor Lawrence
28. Daniel Jones
29. Geno Smith
30. Marcus Mariota
31. Zach Wilson
32. Trey Lance

All of these guys are way too high.

# ? Aug 30, 2022 22:27

GOOD TIMES ON METH: Mar 17, 2006; Fun Shoe

Thanks for the list

# ? Aug 30, 2022 22:41

sirtommygunn: Mar 7, 2013

Why is Geno Smith above anyone?

# ? Aug 30, 2022 22:46

Mystic Stylez: Dec 19, 2009

Trevor Lawrence being the 27th rated quarterback on the Official SA2k's 2022 QB Rankings Offered To You By DraftKings after his first year in the league. The Jacksonville Jaguars.

# ? Aug 30, 2022 22:56

MrLogan: Feb 4, 2004; Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.

Why is Trey Lance so low?

# ? Aug 31, 2022 01:04

Hot Diggity!: Apr 3, 2010; SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

MrLogan posted:

Why is Trey Lance so low?

If I had to guess it's because he has barely seen the field

# ? Aug 31, 2022 01:11

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

I'm surprised to see the Russ Bus so low this time around. But I must accept the Truth.

# ? Aug 31, 2022 01:20

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

MrLogan posted:

Why is Trey Lance so low?

He played like 2 games last year and didn't really impress

# ? Aug 31, 2022 01:49

xbilkis: Apr 11, 2005; god qb
me
jay hova

It will interesting to see how the results of this season influence future rankings.

# ? Aug 31, 2022 01:55

Bird in a Blender: Nov 17, 2005; It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

Mitch right above Justin Fields is affecting me in strange ways.

# ? Aug 31, 2022 01:57

Bob Socko: Feb 20, 2001

sirtommygunn posted:

Why is Geno Smith above anyone?

Yeah, I�m hung up here too. He might have some better stats than a couple of QBs, but he�s so boring. Surely that moves him down further.

# ? Aug 31, 2022 02:01

shirts and skins: Jun 25, 2007; Good morning!

Perfect list, no notes.

# ? Aug 31, 2022 02:35

Pontius Pilate: Jul 25, 2006; Crucify, Whale, Crucify

looking forward to herbie ascending at least a couple spots by season�s end, i have faith

# ? Aug 31, 2022 05:51

Chucktesla: Jul 13, 2014

Gotta think Herbie is a spot lower than he should be otherwise good list

# ? Aug 31, 2022 13:49

Probably Magic: Oct 9, 2012; Looking cute, feeling cute.

glad this is back, thank you, ross

i'd put ryan and tannehil over jameis because he's an interception machine and i'd dock geno lower, but it's still a good list

# ? Aug 31, 2022 19:55

syzpid: Aug 9, 2014

Zach Wilson too high, otherwise perfect.

# ? Sep 2, 2022 01:43

Paint Crop Pro: Mar 22, 2007; Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.

I might put Prescott over Carr, but I can see why you would do the opposite.

Looks good SA2k.

# ? Sep 3, 2022 00:28

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

I see what you did with mitch and fields you fiend

# ? Sep 3, 2022 01:54

Acebuckeye13: Nov 2, 2010; If you or someone you know has a gambling problem, crisis counseling and referral services can be accessed by calling
1-800-GAMBLER; Ultra Carp

Hizawk posted:

Lol, just lmao at Jared ' Pro Bowl QB' Goff being ranked at the bottom ahead of the rookies.

The Pro Bowl is in ref to this season as well.

On the one hand, I Want To Believe.

On the other hand, he did throw it away on 4th down multiple times last season.

# ? Sep 4, 2022 18:26

Sour Diesel: Jan 30, 2010

thanks

# ? Sep 6, 2022 23:47

pasaluki: Feb 27, 2008; THIS WHAGON HAS NO BREAKS! I HAVE THE HEART OF THE BUUFALO the strength OF THE MOUNTAIN, THE FURY OF THE THUNDER AND MY WILL IS UNBREAKABLE! I will not surrender to KNOW ONE

It's actually legit good SA2k.

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a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

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