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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
I know I fed the animals, because I can see the dishes. But otherwise lol

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roomtone
Jul 1, 2021

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 9 days!)

yeah i've had days like that too. i'm sitting there minding my own business and suddenly there are empty bottles lying all around the room.

goochtit
Nov 2, 2021



I do but I'm not telling!

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
joose?

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Who What Now posted:

I know I fed the animals, because I can see the dishes. But otherwise lol

Nice thread and login name combo, I guess the elephant av is meant to be ironic since they never forget anything.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
930 to 1pm is like 15 minutes long everyday

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Missing time is a very common symptom of alien abduction.

Pac and Cheese
Oct 29, 2010

gotta walk fast
i really hate it when i black out and and wake up with my butt full of everyday household objects

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

Missing time is a very common symptom of alien abduction.

op probably got probed, i hear thats very common

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

You made some really bad posts. So basically the same as your 8pm to 11am.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1e4qhHOIQA

testtubebaby
Apr 7, 2008

Where we're going,
we won't need eyes to see.


I see you’ve been hired by Lumon

b mad at me
Jan 25, 2017

Who What Now posted:

I know I fed the animals, because I can see the dishes. But otherwise lol

I'm here to listen to you, unlike all these other assholes.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

i ate a sandwich

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Oh really a whole 7 hours huh? I don't remember 2002.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
woke mods are worse than cops

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
Yeah I’m passed out drunk during the day but you don’t see me bragging about it

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Sounds like maybe you should stop inhaling cat piss OP.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
That's called an honest day of work buddy

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Oh really a whole 7 hours huh? I don't remember 2002.

Uh, that's 9 hours, friend. You might have been left with some lasting damage.

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

goatface posted:

Uh, that's 9 hours, friend. You might have been left with some lasting damage.

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That's ten numbers so ten hours pal, the numbers don't lie.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hx4gdlfamo

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
We index our arrays from 0 around here, pal.

Lord Decimus Barnacle
Jun 25, 2005


Hell Gem

Pac and Cheese posted:

i really hate it when i black out and and wake up with my butt full of everyday household objects

Yeah that’s something you’d wanna be awake for. You just know you missed out on a good time

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Lord Decimus Barnacle posted:

Yeah that’s something you’d wanna be awake for. You just know you missed out on a good time

This is way Ambien trips are a literal waste of time.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
Sounds like you pretty much skipped most of your waking hours and fast-forwarded though time a little bit.

Do this every day and you’ll be a dying old man in no time!

#lifehacks

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



G-men pop by OP's place with a stern warning to stop posting.

OP says "But I didn't say anything about being abducted by aliens!"

The g-men reply, "You were abducted by aliens?!"

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Chief McHeath posted:

11
12
1
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3
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8

That's ten numbers so ten hours pal, the numbers don't lie.

*counting very slwoly on fingers*

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I'm glad of it, op

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i've heard of working 9 to 5, but forgetting 11 to 8?!?!?

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
You are likely to have been abducted by aliens, OP. If your rear end is a bit sore, that confirms it.

Fat Dan
Jul 10, 2022

HELLO
Feel you skull for nails or other items that may have penetrated your skull. Also just open holes to the brain matter inside.

Call an ambulance if you find any of those ok.

dk2m
May 6, 2009
Sounds like you got a carbon monoxide or gas leak op, good luck

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
OP is a government sleeper agent and spends those hours farting on people’s pillows while they’re at work.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Lol who’s your herbman op? :rznv:

Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

Missing time is a very common symptom of alien abduction.

I bet his butthole is sore too. Not like SUPER sore, but a little sore.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Forgetting the time from 11am to 8pm makes you sound like you're an unemployed druggie.

But forgetting the time from 8pm to 11am makes it sound like you went to a really great party on a Saturday night.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Or needed a real good sleep.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=refCJcJJZso

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Emrikol
Oct 1, 2015
I usually only black out for around four hours at a time.

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