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I know I fed the animals, because I can see the dishes. But otherwise lol
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 01:28 |
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yeah i've had days like that too. i'm sitting there minding my own business and suddenly there are empty bottles lying all around the room.
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 01:36 |
I do but I'm not telling!
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 01:56 |
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joose?
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 02:00 |
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Who What Now posted:I know I fed the animals, because I can see the dishes. But otherwise lol Nice thread and login name combo, I guess the elephant av is meant to be ironic since they never forget anything.
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 02:02 |
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930 to 1pm is like 15 minutes long everyday
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 02:03 |
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Missing time is a very common symptom of alien abduction.
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 02:09 |
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i really hate it when i black out and and wake up with my butt full of everyday household objects
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 02:12 |
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:Missing time is a very common symptom of alien abduction. op probably got probed, i hear thats very common
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 02:26 |
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You made some really bad posts. So basically the same as your 8pm to 11am.
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 02:27 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1e4qhHOIQA
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 02:27 |
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I see you’ve been hired by Lumon
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 02:30 |
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Who What Now posted:I know I fed the animals, because I can see the dishes. But otherwise lol I'm here to listen to you, unlike all these other assholes.
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 07:21 |
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i ate a sandwich
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 07:39 |
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Oh really a whole 7 hours huh? I don't remember 2002.
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 07:40 |
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woke mods are worse than cops
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 07:40 |
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Yeah I’m passed out drunk during the day but you don’t see me bragging about it
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 07:43 |
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Sounds like maybe you should stop inhaling cat piss OP.
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 07:46 |
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That's called an honest day of work buddy
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 12:27 |
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Oh really a whole 7 hours huh? I don't remember 2002. Uh, that's 9 hours, friend. You might have been left with some lasting damage.
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 13:54 |
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goatface posted:Uh, that's 9 hours, friend. You might have been left with some lasting damage. 11 12 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 That's ten numbers so ten hours pal, the numbers don't lie.
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 13:58 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hx4gdlfamo
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 14:01 |
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We index our arrays from 0 around here, pal.
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 14:02 |
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Pac and Cheese posted:i really hate it when i black out and and wake up with my butt full of everyday household objects Yeah that’s something you’d wanna be awake for. You just know you missed out on a good time
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 14:15 |
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Lord Decimus Barnacle posted:Yeah that’s something you’d wanna be awake for. You just know you missed out on a good time This is way Ambien trips are a literal waste of time.
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 14:33 |
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Sounds like you pretty much skipped most of your waking hours and fast-forwarded though time a little bit. Do this every day and you’ll be a dying old man in no time! #lifehacks
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 14:35 |
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G-men pop by OP's place with a stern warning to stop posting. OP says "But I didn't say anything about being abducted by aliens!" The g-men reply, "You were abducted by aliens?!"
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 16:09 |
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Chief McHeath posted:11 *counting very slwoly on fingers*
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 16:14 |
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I'm glad of it, op
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 16:14 |
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i've heard of working 9 to 5, but forgetting 11 to 8?!?!?
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 16:16 |
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You are likely to have been abducted by aliens, OP. If your rear end is a bit sore, that confirms it.
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 16:18 |
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Feel you skull for nails or other items that may have penetrated your skull. Also just open holes to the brain matter inside. Call an ambulance if you find any of those ok.
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 16:23 |
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Sounds like you got a carbon monoxide or gas leak op, good luck
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 17:31 |
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OP is a government sleeper agent and spends those hours farting on people’s pillows while they’re at work.
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 20:00 |
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Lol who’s your herbman op?
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 20:02 |
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:Missing time is a very common symptom of alien abduction. I bet his butthole is sore too. Not like SUPER sore, but a little sore.
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 20:58 |
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Forgetting the time from 11am to 8pm makes you sound like you're an unemployed druggie. But forgetting the time from 8pm to 11am makes it sound like you went to a really great party on a Saturday night.
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 21:01 |
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Or needed a real good sleep.
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 21:05 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=refCJcJJZso
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 21:10 |
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I usually only black out for around four hours at a time.
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