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sebzilla posted:Some belters in this word cloud Keith Starmer, primeknob of the UK
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Diet Crack posted:This can't be real, C**t isn't present Secondly, some of the entries in there make no sense on their own (“whos”, “corbyn”, “worse”), so I assume they’ve gotten responses from a text box where some people have just written “whos he” or “worse than corbyn” and thrown everything straight into the cloud generator. And I can’t believe that many people would put “whos he” or another string containing “whos” so I’m also going to assume the overall number of responses is small enough that words of that size come from at most two people.
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OwlFancier posted:knob joke encouragement should be a category on pornhub
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Answers Me posted:https://twitter.com/piercepenniless/status/1566180111849848833?s=21&t=Dc09o1JH08MOhFBmz2Op1A  E: Oh yeah they obviously won’t do anything to help regular people. People will die and landlords will make bank on all the new properties on the market. TACD fucked around with this message at 20:40 on Sep 4, 2022 |
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Pistol_Pete posted:How long do you think she'll last? I can see her crashing and burning within months if she doesn't get to grips with the energy crisis and if she really is as hopeless as, well, every single indicator that I've seen of her so far.
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Diet Crack posted:'Hannah Bardell (SNP) asks why her constituents should have faith she can suffer the “ongoing humanitarian crisis” caused by the energy crisis. And will Truss be as “corrupt” as her predecessor?
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But conversely if I was the Tories I’d probably give up even the slightest pretence of playing along at PMQs, given how it absolutely doesn’t matter. Just answer every question with “I support British people and businesses and we’re working hard to make Britain better” word-for-word, no matter what it is
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Couldn’t have just waited three days to make this our 9/11 huh
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I wonder if I should go get some shopping in, it wouldn’t surprise me if this somehow triggers mass panic or something stupid
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Sep 8, 2022 14:03
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Boris is going to be absolutely fuming that he’s just missed the chance to do the big statesmanlike “we loved our Queen” speech and get a big ratings boost
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Sep 8, 2022 14:14
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lol it's just all bangers all the time on the cursed bird site today
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Twitter has been on top form for Queen related comedy but I don’t know if there’s seventeen days of material there
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Have also just realised we won’t be talking about Brenda anymore. I had to go look it up but apparently the new one is called Brian 
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I had a date over the weekend and we chatted and laughed about the dead queen and the date went really well, so cheers liz 👍
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feedmegin posted:Yes. Just don't go to any (British) news site whatsoever.
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Sep 13, 2022 13:30
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brb, rebranding my anti-royalist placard as an official if nonstandard Book Of Condolence
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EvilHawk posted:I cannot get into the head of anyone who voluntarily stands in an hour long queue to look at a box
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I was in Legoland the other day and rather enjoyed their tribute; I honestly can’t tell if it’s respectful or not:
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I’m going to be spending the day respectfully eating whatever scraps of food I can find around the flat as I’ve been away since Wednesday and all the chuffing shops are staying shut.
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Sep 18, 2022 19:09
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:Our local co-op and a 'one-stop' (post office / general store) are both opening 5pm-10pm tomorrow. Any near you?
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:Apparently it is also International Talk LIke A Pirate Day, aarrrr Jim Lad.
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Sep 19, 2022 10:07
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Developing my deep Labour Party lore where the most competent and principled members regularly get elected as leader, only to find themselves rendered powerless once they put on the traditional Leader’s suit… all their policy visions and charisma sucked away by the dark occult powers of the Cursed Armour.
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Mega Comrade posted:Is it over now? Can we go back to normal? soon.
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Sep 19, 2022 22:14
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Quick question about the COVID booster thing, is there a distinction between “immuno-comprised” and “severely immuno-compromised” when I go to book it? Basically for the vaccinations last year I was in the group that got a text message invitation to an earlier session thanks to my coeliac disease, which is an immune-related condition but I wouldn’t say is “severe” in that regard. Does getting those texts mean I’m also eligible to book a booster now or is it only for a more severely compromised group?
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Good enough for me, I’ve booked a session and I guess I’ll see if they tell me to gently caress off 👍🏻 There’s also an immunocompromised lass at work waiting for a text to get a booster so I’ll let her know it’s basically book it yourself this time around
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thrashingteeth posted:I wonder if they sang the anthem before or after the Red Flag.
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Sep 25, 2022 15:35
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have we tried just switching it off and back on again
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Sep 26, 2022 11:58
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the economy or liz truss, either might work
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:https://twitter.com/OwenJones84/status/1574504361740361759
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When’s the last time they tried to blame things on “the last Labour government”? Whatever happened to the classics?
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lmao, been getting quotes to fix the window in my spare room that won’t close properly and I’m being quoted ~£1,200 (because it needs scaffolding) and a wait until March. never mind, says I, I’ll just keep that door closed all winter to keep the heat in imagine my joy when I come home today and try to get in to fetch my laundry and the sodding mechanism won’t open properly. Had to take it to bits so now there’s a big hole in the door as well 
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Sep 27, 2022 18:13
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I am going to plaster every loving problem in this flat with duct tape until it fucks off
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Barry Foster posted:Nothing will ever make me vote for Keir Starmer's Labour. 
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Noxville posted:https://twitter.com/dinosofos/status/1575389891453648901?s=46&t=lAkFHu6deDf9ktNcbn1klQ
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Tesseraction posted:Mean average or median average! Or is it mode average! Curse these statistical demons and their words.
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Sep 29, 2022 11:55
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This is the kind of thing that really, genuinely baffles me. There's no problem spewing lies out of every hole at 100MPH most of the time, why's this one so hard? If pensions fall to pieces it's hardly going to matter that she promised they'd actually be safe.
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I'd like to take this opportunity to personally guarantee every one of you that Putin will never nuke this island, and if he does you can hold me to account
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OwlFancier posted:So even if she comes across as a frothing moron, the overall portrayal is that ultimately we have to listen to her because she's the prime minister and we can't dispute that, and there are some people out there who will say on television that she is doing a good job, so while she may be controversial we cannot possibly suggest that there is a correct view, she's just the prime minister and that's how it is. She seems like such a nice young woman That Mr. Johnson left her an awful mess to clear up Let’s give the poor girl a month or two to find her feet There’s no need to be mean to her
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