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Tesseraction posted:Here you go then https://www.youtube.com/c/WelshASMR82 I'll be honest I was thinking more ladies, though Welsh male is also a good accent, especially for comedians for some reason
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Sep 1, 2022 16:19
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When I read chav I just imagine that video of the topless lad giving his topless mate a kiss before smashing a chair across his bsck
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Sep 1, 2022 20:02
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Diet Crack posted:Labourfluid Miwk?
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Sep 1, 2022 21:32
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Doctor_Fruitbat posted:oval office is pretty much an insta-ban on Twitter depending on how the algorithm is feeling that day and people are largely conditioned to not use it as a result, so that would probably explain its absence. This is anti -Australianism, and I'm here for it
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Sep 2, 2022 13:48
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mrpwase posted:Horrible scrum dick was a common affliction at Eton, I'm led to understand It's like a combination of athlete's foot and cauliflower ear, but for the dilz E: Horrible Scum Dick Johnson
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Sep 2, 2022 14:24
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"Clueless untrustworthy idiot Thatcher" is amazingly accurate. I'm a little sad we didn't get "Truss enuss" in there tho
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Sep 2, 2022 14:27
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The Wicked ZOGA posted:I don't know why I didn't clock that that's basically the same joke I appreciated the memory of that button that was just an obnoxious guy shouting "DJ!" like a Street Fighter announcer
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Sep 6, 2022 09:57
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Diet Crack posted:Where can I bet on Truss banking on relations with the Queen being positive because they both have the name "Liz" She may not be bright enough to have made that connection
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Sep 6, 2022 11:59
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Diet Crack posted:Either Truss is wearing 9 inch heels or the Queen is 4'6 I think it's just a Michel Gondry level forced perspective, like the photo of Jimmy Carter looking really tiny, but also considering how bloated Johnson became, I assume the PMship must max out your Largeness stats E: adding the Carter-Biden pic cause it's still a good lol 
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Sep 6, 2022 13:06
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Microplastics posted:Is she transforming into a corn cob as well? Well, the British Empire is, so by the transitive property yeah
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Sep 6, 2022 14:24
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NO WHITE MEN IN THE CABINET 111!!!! Hope that boils the piss of some massive dickheads https://soundcloud.app.goo.gl/sG96J
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Sep 6, 2022 19:06
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Darth Walrus posted:Kwarteng and Truss co-authored Britannia Unchained. This is absolutely a nightmare scenario. Britannia Unchained definitely sounds like self-published erotica about getting it in the backbench
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Sep 6, 2022 22:12
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She definitely gets the vibe but missing the head tilt and the vacant smile of accomplishment
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Sep 6, 2022 22:21
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Aphex- posted:I'd argue he is the worst of them because he caused all this poo poo in the first place when he resigned after brexit And, y'know, caused Brexit
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Sep 7, 2022 08:12
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https://twitter.com/ranil/status/1558738970862882816?t=yv14OaIpkR_SPHtbTl4rWQ&s=19 10 million quid market lol.   and  all at onceE: ok the tweet is slightly old, but he's the new Food Guy so still relevant, unlike this trade deal Failed Imagineer fucked around with this message at 09:10 on Sep 7, 2022 |
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Sep 7, 2022 09:05
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Also, Day 1.5 and her team are already bullshitting hard on NI https://twitter.com/DPhinnemore/status/1567383693911531523?t=ZwP9-m4GZWG_6eyvntIxtg&s=19 Irish Joe Biden had his Ready Brek and is calling for every man to stand behind The Men Behind the Wire
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Sep 7, 2022 09:22
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Private Speech posted:According to BBC Liz Truss is the only minister to have survived in the government since David Cameron. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJMwBwFj5nQ
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Sep 7, 2022 09:34
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Private Speech posted:I know she's probably an utter monster, but Chloe Smith looks disturbingly attractive for a top-level Tory. I just GIS'ed to confirm, results indicate you are Down Bad
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Sep 7, 2022 10:53
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Guavanaut posted:Are all those "police and council are useless get the army in" comments on social media secretly by 30 year olds with ironic avatars of 60 year old brexiteers? It's a really good bit if so
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Sep 7, 2022 12:18
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happyhippy posted:An actual question there was 'Isn't cancer bad?' Well it does kill a lot of Tories, so it's impossible to say
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Sep 7, 2022 12:38
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OzyMandrill posted:To where? The pound is already down at $1.14, it's not been this hosed since the 80s. Dunno what you're talking about, the Mongolian Tugrik is positively buoyant at the moment!
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Sep 7, 2022 13:42
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Hope somebody hacks their text output to generate tweet opinions on variable "Generic Viagra Generic Tadalafil Cialis Viagra And Levitra Online Levitra And Tadalafil Online Generic Cialis Lowest Price Levitra Pills Cialis Viagra Levitra Cialis And V1agra Cialis Tadalafil Cialis And Levitra Generic Pills Online Cialis Buy Levitra Levitra Cialis In South Africa Levitra Dosage Online Cialis Lowest Price Viagra And Cialis Dosage V1agra Cialis Cialis Buy"
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Sep 7, 2022 17:57
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Dire
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Sep 7, 2022 18:13
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This is funny but also quite true, a lot of UKians seem to think Liz is their nan. It's funny. Should make for some good Gogglebox anyway
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Sep 8, 2022 13:27
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If Truss gave COVID/brucellosis to Liz and it took out Charles as well, we would have to admit she is the greatest PM in history
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Sep 8, 2022 13:28
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forkboy84 posted:"Darkness imprisoning me 
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Sep 8, 2022 13:41
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Lol
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Sep 8, 2022 13:46
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Nicola Sturgeon, I call on you to unilaterally declare independence and immediately close the border
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Sep 8, 2022 13:49
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sebzilla posted:Which maniac will recreate The Tweet on this occasion? There's going to be a lot of tributes pouring in over the coming days
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Sep 8, 2022 13:52
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JohnCompany posted:Not even United Kingdomian but getting my post in on Gnarly Charlie Day. If your country has ever been invaded or colonised by the Evil Empire you're allowed
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Sep 8, 2022 14:00
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Answers Me posted:https://twitter.com/johnmcmarx/status/1567849658134761472?s=46&t=JjGjD3bBGmBReBMpdJKXRw https://twitter.com/jeevanrai/status/1567846808528846849?t=auXz7jOU2HHqqpHMqCG6lQ&s=19 Today will be a good day to tweet
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Sep 8, 2022 14:04
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https://twitter.com/BareLeft/status/1567861623284457476?t=Q_i6-XTA4YbnVbC66ovAAg&s=19 drat, this is definitely going to happen
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Sep 8, 2022 14:11
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Mega Comrade posted:If she dies live tv stops at the BBC until an official statement is put together. So we know shes gone when we get a "Please stand by" message. They've already cancelled all afternoon programming and are just showing BBCNews
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Sep 8, 2022 14:16
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https://twitter.com/hellomag/status/1567858880935239680?t=mdPRsI3YjxGW3EYmLn_esw&s=19 Not now Louis! E: 
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Sep 8, 2022 14:19
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Edited my previous post, but its a sobering reminder to always screenshot your links, the juiciest tributes will have a half-life of minutes
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Sep 8, 2022 14:21
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forkboy84 posted:I know, but it's so much effort Tbh I only just learned about the "insert imgur" function on the Awful app so now it's literally 2 clicks
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Sep 8, 2022 14:27
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Guavanaut posted:What if she dies in Wales? Or one of those places in England where she's technically like the Bishop of Doncaster or something rather than the Queen? Assume she always travels with a coffin's-worth of English soil to regenerate in
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Sep 8, 2022 14:33
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Tigey posted:Oh god yes please let this get some traction Cameron did gently caress the pig tho
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Ghost Leviathan posted:That feels like given the chaos dimension we live in that means it's almost certain to happen. That, or it gets leaked by a Balmoral staffer doing a TikTok. E: the Beeb now chatting about the transition in very loosely hypothetical terms, quite surreal
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