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DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.
this is pretty lol given they spent yesterday attempting a character assassination on someone to try and smear the "enough is enough" campaign by association

https://twitter.com/StevenGWalker74/status/1565112871444529152?t=20dmgsb1cCIqEsHpMr6_Vw&s=19

I guess a month before they are rehabilitated to the bubble, maybe a bit quicker if keef keeps floundering and those pesky protesters keep picking up the numbers

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DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.

Guavanaut posted:

Strap-ons are stored in the sporran.

one deep dirking

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.
the term "chav" is largely superseded by "roadman" among the youth of today and that's seemingly at least a little more about behaviour than fashion or class

chav seemed at its height of vitriol when cameron was rocking some heavy moral panics about the yoofs of today, seems almost quaint now

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.

Libluini posted:

I saw the thread title and nearly got a heart attack, but really, after Trump's election I shouldn't have expected a better outcome.

So, did Rishi not win? Our media is just talking about Boris going, but I didn't saw anything about the replacement yet.

Liz Truss: 81,326

Rishi Sunak: 60,399

Electorate: 172,437

Turnout: 82.6%

Rejected ballot papers: 654



I thought she was a bit more ahead than that

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.

Guavanaut posted:

Jamie Oliver blames families for living inside 'massive loving television boxes' :wankah:

he took my irn bru and he sullied the name of turkey twizzlers, if he mouths off about cheesy chips again I will do time I swear

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.
presenter sounds choked up

queen's dead lol

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.
nothings more comfortable than dead

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.

Mega Comrade posted:

We forget in our little echo chamber that some people really REALLY loving love the queen. And people getting turned down for jobs or even fired for making jokes at her passing probably will happen.

make jokes about the queen being dead (lol) and immunise yourself from bad workplaces at the same time, it's a twofer

peanut- posted:

Every single thing you do this afternoon now loaded with the possibility of being the ultimate "where were you when..." moment.

watch out for chafing and stay hydrated imo

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.
not gonna seem real till limmy does a tweet imo

probably arrested the poor bastard to stop him posting

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.
twitter app broke on android 13 so I'm having to do it old school

this harvest will be of legend

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.
"She's dead"


Not difficult is it, get the gently caress on with it




And blimey do some people not like it if you explain the queen's not gonna shag em, especially not now

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.
lol

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.

Dead Goon posted:

CWU cancelling their strike actions is a bit pathetic, no?

It is, but they had very little choice otherwise if they wanted to keep the strikes popular with the general public, and since I never saw public support for strikes so high I can understand suspending strikes for a day or two even if I don't really like it


PS: queen's dead

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.
I just lie about the TV licence, but other than doing it to see if the brendapocalypse had begun I can't actually remember the last time before that

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.

i hope someone shows the proper respect to the inhabitants of this wobeshitten isle, rips that notice down and fucks it directly off into a bin

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

furiously shagging a sign to spite norwich city council

if people chip in for my petrol, aye why not

southend borough council already fear me

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.

Pistol_Pete posted:

It's smoking, a cultural indifference to repeatedly getting sunburned to poo poo, a higher proportion of people engaged in heavy manual labour and I think moisturiser hadn't been discovered back then either.

I think.

also everyone was an alcoholic

can't forget the wonderful effects of constant exposure to leaded petrol fumes too

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.
i would say it's been an opportune moment for folks to tell on themselves but there haven't really been any massive surprises there

as set of performative rituals it's boring as gently caress too, at least roll out some druids with swords, burn some effigies or have people paid to scream and rend their clothes at least



I think I'm gonna do some chores then accidentally over medicate myself

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.

Samael posted:

I'm working today 2PM-10PM at a SPAR shop so there's bound to be some places open, not everything is closed. (I'm also being paid normal wage also, FFFFFUCK RETAIL)

your boss is stealing from you

return the favour



do they still do those plates with the red and green check design around the edge?

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLLQFLXz6VE


if it's now stuck in my head, it can be stuck in your head too

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.

Lady Demelza posted:

What in God's name did you make me listen to?

the only cure is to inflict it on others

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.

The Perfect Element posted:

This final payment is the only one left, and I'm beginning to worry that the company may have just built it into their business model to essentially sack off that final payment indefinitely so they can focus on new projects and keep the money rolling in elsewhere.

It's likely to be this I'm afraid.

Will bet the contents of my wallet that the cost of doing the remaining work is higher than the value of the remaining payment, probably by several times at least.

The last twenty percent of a job like this can easily be more than half the actual effort- making everything neat and presentable etc can be an absolute pain


I would give them a final chance to put things in order and give you a timescale, and then take things from there accordingly- sadly in terms of effort and likelihood of a good result, you might just be better to ditch them, keep the payment and hire someone else to finish the job properly but get CAB or a solicitor to look poo poo over for you.








'24 for the 32

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84_UvByGDkM

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.
the late, great, dawn foster spoke multiple times about how members of the bubble would regularly try and co-opt her, to bring her onside

when jack did the "I met the CEO of google and a bunch of other CEOs and we had a tinder style matchup to solve poverty" of a few weeks ago, it felt like she swallowed it hook, line and sinker, and the sam vines thing that was however well intentioned has also been captured/neutered

WhatEvil posted:

Even so, I don't wish her any harm and if she's not in a good place she should get herself off twitter, yeah.

aye- especially if she can't figure out that constantly responding and reacting to those trolling her was feeding more and more trolling

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.
this medium post that was linked from the jack monroe twitter thread is pretty loving damning and gives a lot of receipts on a lot more bullshit than I had been aware of

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

what if he breaks into your home and holds a knife to your throat and demands that you accompany him to the polling station in that stupid voice of his

you just recite "the forde report compels you" a few times and he disappears like a drunk who hit a cyclist

alternatively

jokes on him, I get off on that poo poo

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.
*sounds of knives sharpening continues*

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.
taking captaincy of the titanic some time after the bridge has gone beneath but prior to the final plunge

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.
I have no vote on the threadbanning issue but I think it would be great for the running of the forums if you could just gimme a sixer so I don't do something properly naughty to actually deserve a probe

thankyou/fuckyou for your considerations

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.

EvilHawk posted:

I'm not getting involved in the Ash debate, but I absolutely loving love how a D&D mod has come in, asked we want to ban one particular poster, and then immediately fucks off and leaves the thread to go over the same points over and over again for 24 hours.

threadban the mods imo

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.

Rarity posted:

Nik Nak Rib n Saucy is having words

are those words "I'm jealous and sad cause I'm not scampi flavour"

cause they should be

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.

Bobby Deluxe posted:

We're socialists Jeremy, not anarchists!

it's the 2020s and I'm looking to experiment a bit

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.

Dead Goon posted:

I'm not doing anything this weekend.

My OU courses start tomorrow so I guess I have something to do.

what courses? would love to go back and finish my degree or at uclan if I had the time or cash


this weekend I'm splitting and bagging firewood and then feeling sore from splitting and bagging firewood

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.

peanut- posted:

So they’re putting the full-on austerity message out to the press now

https://twitter.com/thetimes/status/1576089975900307456

[redacted on legal advice]

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.

OwlFancier posted:

I learned recently that what the americans call circus peanuts are what we call foam bananas, which was baffling. I always assumed they were actual peanuts.

what the actual gently caress

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.
This thing with the poo poo

I'm not sayin its an op

but

It's certainly the kind of stuff that would be one

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.
have done, am doing and will do a variety of crimes but gently caress littering imo

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.
gotta have some level of compromise but if my vote is going to be worth anything at all, it's gotta be worth more than a series of guilt trips to get me to walk into that booth

labour are run by a group of vicious, racist bullies who take their orders from corporate interests and who actively sabotaged two election campaigns and the current policy list is "the government should gently caress migrants more" and "privatise more of the NHS"

I don't buy the argument they can be removed and I definitely can't hold my nose hard enough to vote for that shower of shite without it snapping clean in half

DesperateDan fucked around with this message at 15:28 on Oct 13, 2022

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.
oh look it's another media grabbing stunt that does nothing to harm capital while providing the media a propaganda coup

and it's to "raise awareness", like people don't know climate change is a thing

reminds me of the magical thinking jack chick tracts have where there's a constant supply of folks entirely unaware of christianity, but all the author self insert has to do is inform them of the basic tenets and it converts them instantly



it's a loving op, it's obviously a loving op but there's no shortage of useful idiots to be sent out on stupid loving stunts like this

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DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.

Mega Comrade posted:

..... What

Everything else before this bit I agree with. But do you honestly think the met or whomever are behind this?

aye, I do

because it's exactly the same kind of poo poo they have done for years- infiltrate, disrupt and discredit organisations hostile to capital with undercover operatives playing a key part

did the spycops stuff pass you by?

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