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YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."


drat, Taggart has had a hell of a fall from grace.

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Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."

YOLOsubmarine posted:

drat, Taggart has had a hell of a fall from grace.

i mean he utterly annihilated FSU, they're only just now digging out of that hole

Achernar
Sep 2, 2011

Relentlessboredomm posted:

i mean he utterly annihilated FSU, they're only just now digging out of that hole

He had help. Jimbo walked away from a time bomb ready to go off, and it went off in Taggart's face. I'm not sure who could have made anything out of those FSU teams. Also not helping was the AD wanting to make a big push in Basketball, and stiffing the Football team right at the start of the era of megacomplex facilities.

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?
Rams hired Chase Blackburn to coach ST

KYOON GRIFFEY JR
Apr 12, 2010



Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22

Relentlessboredomm posted:

i mean he utterly annihilated FSU, they're only just now digging out of that hole

He was Not Good at Oregon.

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Sataere posted:

Co defensive coordinators! What could go wrong!

Assistant to the defensive coordinator.

The Wild Man of YOLO
Apr 20, 2004

A little cross-country, gentlemen?

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1628538399182438400?t=DAqpYdFaE20867Xn9W5yFA&s=19

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Look I wanted Rex Ryan back into the league for shits and giggles, but suddenly I really want him back in the league just so that other guy doesn't ever get another job outside of New England.

davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.

DariusLikewise posted:

Rams hired Chase Blackburn to coach ST

Picked Rodgers and Brady (in the Super Bowl!) in the same season. GOAT.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Yes.

YES.

YEEEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!!

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Lol just saw photos of Dom Capers press conference.

What the gently caress is going on with that head. Jesus mate.

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014


drat, sean took a year off and he legit forgot 15 years of how defense works

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

really queer Christmas posted:

drat, sean took a year off and he legit forgot 15 years of how defense works
He’s had 4 top 10 defenses in his career. It’s never been much of a priority for him.

solarjetman
Jan 27, 2001

Fun Shoe

What a lineup. I'd rather draw a linebacker coach's name out of a hat

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Matt Patricia has that Patriots pedigree, plus he has experience (being garbage) on both sides of the ball!

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011


Just John hiring his friends as usual

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Failed with and without Belichick and still getting work. Being a white coach is an easy gig.

Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."

ah yes 2 decent options and a drunk pile of burning refuse, lets see who they pick

adaz
Mar 7, 2009

https://twitter.com/SharpFootball/status/1628546821730586624

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014




Ches Neckbeard posted:

Failed with and without Belichick and still getting work. Being a white coach is an easy gig.

Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."

loving exhibit a of systemic racism in the nfl. this dude's absolute dogshit

Nodoze
Aug 17, 2006

If it's only for a night I can live without you
Oh my god take him, please

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Relentlessboredomm posted:

loving exhibit a of systemic racism in the nfl. this dude's absolute dogshit

He's not even charming or anything from what I can tell (maybe he is in coaching meetings or something, but certainly not publicly). Belichick is at least gruff and has that disappointed father thing going on, Patricia's more talking down to you while producing absolute poo poo on the field.

I just don't understand it. There's no there, there to his track record. I mean well there is one, it's just super super bad at every step of the way. His positive resume is exactly 'sat in a room with Bill Belichick.'

Hamhandler
Aug 9, 2008

[I want to] shit in your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your real mother across the face [laughter]. Fuck you, you're still a rookie. I'll kill you.

BlindSite posted:

Lol just saw photos of Dom Capers press conference.

What the gently caress is going on with that head. Jesus mate.

I just spent like fifteen minutes of the one life I will have trying to figure out when Dom Capers originally started wearing hosed up hair pieces that look like my dogs coat.

It at least goes back to his time with the Dolphins I’m not fully confidant before that.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

https://twitter.com/jeffzrebiec/status/1628524671023849479?s=20

Ravens fired the covid coach, devaluing my avatar

pasaluki
Feb 27, 2008

THIS WHAGON HAS NO BREAKS! I HAVE THE HEART OF THE BUUFALO the strength OF THE MOUNTAIN, THE FURY OF THE THUNDER AND MY WILL IS UNBREAKABLE! I will not surrender to KNOW ONE

Corvid 19 will always be with the plaguebirds

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009


It's a goddamn miracle they fired this dude

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Mystic Stylez posted:

It's a goddamn miracle they fired this dude

Internal hire fills me with hope

Hamhandler
Aug 9, 2008

[I want to] shit in your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your real mother across the face [laughter]. Fuck you, you're still a rookie. I'll kill you.
https://twitter.com/CoachVass/status/1628587273271795712?s=20

Someone needs to bring Rex Ryan back if the Broncos don't my god

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable
I can't believe all the reverse racism in this thread! It's like yall don't even respect his aeronautics engineering degree!

Woozie66
Sep 8, 2009

I'll wait for the next era
https://twitter.com/jjones9/status/1628586962759127040?t=W1EmM6hN9lYZ4-rTLYxX2w&s=19

Bubba


WR coach coaching Lamar, you say?

The Wild Man of YOLO
Apr 20, 2004

A little cross-country, gentlemen?


poo poo

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me



BlindSite posted:

Assistant to the defensive coordinator.

Assistant to the assistant to the defensive coordinator.



I feel like Sean Payton has decided to try winning a ring on hard mode. Okay, now let's see if I can do this with Russell Wilson and Matt Patricia.


Grittybeard posted:

Look I wanted Rex Ryan back into the league for shits and giggles, but suddenly I really want him back in the league just so that other guy doesn't ever get another job outside of New England.

I feel like as a Chiefs fan and/or a fan of schadenfreude, you should be actively rooting for this.


Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

Yes.

YES.

YEEEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!!

This guy gets it

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

Sataere posted:

This guy gets it

He just wants Patricia the gently caress out of New England, whatever it takes. Which is correct :hai:

sweet geek swag
Mar 29, 2006

Adjust lasers to FUN!





Maybe Sean Payton wants to motivate his defense by telling them of they don't play well he can always hire Patricia.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
Matt Patricia should end up on the Browns, as true karmic retribution

Woozie66
Sep 8, 2009

I'll wait for the next era
https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1628777202194997248?t=qd1m9ISr1HYFDwObpHGUNw&s=19

"Official" now.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1628795639415947264?t=lQQoaSdc6fIOhSybitIbOA&s=19

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost





Wow, returning to a team you head coached for in a lesser role. How often does that happen?

Also, no Rex back in the NFL! :sad:

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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

drat. Really wanted Rex back.

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