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Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

Platystemon posted:

https://twitter.com/theonion/status/1565429340241813504

Cripes that buried lede.

# ¿ Sep 2, 2022 08:09

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# ¿ May 21, 2024 01:09

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

Marshal Prolapse posted:

Living standards might improve.

Also I’m trying to recall an old GiP tale, did someone here accidentally invade Syria once or was it an idiot officer who caused them to do it? For some reason I recall Vasadus(?) being the one telling the story, but my recall for names sucks, so I could totally be wrong.

Nice try Russian troll!

"WhAdAbOuT GiP iNvAdInG sYrIa!?"

# ¿ Sep 3, 2022 15:29

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

Yeah Israel is like, the most adversarial ally ever.

# ¿ Sep 3, 2022 21:25

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

Wtf is kiwi farms? Child porn? I don’t wanna Google that..

Acebuckeye13 posted:

Basically a forum dedicated to doxxing and cyberstalking people. You can imagine the kind of userbase it draws in.

It's also a Something Awful spinoff like 4chan, so be prepared for an influx of shitheads life rafting back here to lurk.

# ¿ Sep 4, 2022 14:45

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

Marshal Prolapse posted:

Then again I recall his big thing was women…and umm sometimes with the age slider way to far to the left.

That's a loving understatement.

quote:

In late 1993, Lawler was indicted in Jefferson County, Kentucky on charges of statutory rape and sodomy of a 15-year old girl. The charges were later dropped after the alleged victim recanted her story. Lawler then returned to work for the World Wrestling Federation.

# ¿ Sep 4, 2022 15:25

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

GB cancelled all it's racing LMAO these fools never skip betting.

# ¿ Sep 8, 2022 19:35

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

M_Gargantua posted:

Maybe conservatives just can't stop scrolling all these pics of hot shirtless dudes. Its always projection, insecurity, and envy.

Some of it can be sexual trauma specific, especially in the "bible belt".

# ¿ Sep 9, 2022 17:57

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

ardiem posted:

That reminds me how much magnets could gently caress up CRTs and leave dark blotches that couldn’t be degaussed away.

They can almost always be fixed, you just need some finesse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOyKuQf36TI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toG71oIBWGM

# ¿ Sep 10, 2022 23:16

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

lost my v card to a british-armenian lady so they always kinda had my support

# ¿ Sep 13, 2022 18:28

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

Milo and POTUS posted:

Jesus can't these people catch a break

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Comrade Blyatlov posted:

What the gently caress you can't probe for a sick burn

I'll take double in solidarity for this injustice.

# ¿ Sep 13, 2022 19:55

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

Handsome Ralph posted:

Fuckin' wild story there

Pretty loving ballsy, and stupid, to threaten an FBI agent at her home.

Yeah what kind of racist piece of poo poo thinks they are untouchable by the fed, like they are some kind of mafioso?

That's Paul Tanaka to the right wtf

# ¿ Sep 15, 2022 07:53

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

My last union gig, the contract was hosed into having to call in sick 24 hours in advance, I am betting they had stupid poo poo like this designed to keep membership (and bargaining stength) down.

# ¿ Sep 15, 2022 15:33

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

I swear Giuliani and his old mob poo poo leading to trump getting a whole bunch of property sets off my loving Spidey senses real loving bad. That and a couple Russian mob bosses have SDNY financial cases too.

Also, LV continues to race towards the bottom

‘I’ve never seen anything so disgusting’: Councilwoman rips conditions at animal shelter

By Ricardo Torres-Cortez Las Vegas Review-Journal posted:

By Ricardo Torres-Cortez Las Vegas Review-Journal
September 15, 2022 - 9:34 am

Las Vegas Councilwoman Victoria Seaman said she was appalled with what she saw at the Animal Foundation shelter after she showed up for an unannounced visit, which she classified as an inspection, earlier this week.

A stench of feces permeated from kennels that held distressed dogs at an intake area where animal control officers deliver animals found overnight, she said. Some of the 30 or so dogs sat alongside dry and fresh waste, while others rested beside overturned bowls of food.

Pictures she shared with the Review-Journal showed soiled blankets.

“The place was appalling,” she said in a phone interview. “I’ve never seen anything so disgusting that an animal should have to sit in a cage in those conditions.”

In all, Seaman said, she and Tim Potts, the city’s chief of public safety, only saw one employee in the area.

“He could not get to all the cages,” she said. “Of course he didn’t get around to cleaning up the dry feces.”

But had the councilwoman taken a look at the rest of the shelter Monday morning, even the adjacent room, she would have likely spotted an 11-member team cleaning areas that currently hold about 900 animals, according to the nonprofit, which is partially funded with tax dollars.

Either way, Seaman is calling for an “audit” of the foundation, which in 2020 received $4.7 million from fees and government contracts with Las Vegas, North Las Vegas and Clark County, according to financial disclosures, and the councilwoman said she was putting it up for discussion at the Oct. 19 meeting at City Hall.

A Las Vegas spokesman confirmed the item would be in the agenda.

The funds cover about one-third of the foundation’s overall budget, the organization said. The contracts cover law-mandated holds for animals found or taken from people.

Foundation CEO Hilarie Grey and board member Jan Jones Blackhurst, former Las Vegas mayor, vehemently rejected Seaman’s characterization in a phone interview Wednesday.

“We find that to be nothing more than a political stunt, and not an indication of anything,” Grey said.

“The councilwoman’s antics are getting a little tiresome,” Jones Blackhurst said.

They noted that Seaman showed up before the shelter was open and that the power to inspect it does not belong to her. They said the shelter is routinely subjected to random checks by county and city inspectors, something they welcome.

“Animal control does not report to a council member,” Jones Blackhurst said, calling Seaman’s actions on Monday inappropriate.

Seaman also misstated the position of the worker she “surprised,” the foundation said. He is an admission specialist in charge of visiting animal hospitals and recovering injured animals.

It’s not rare to see feces in the intake area from dogs that are brought overnight and that often spend some time in animal control vehicles for hours before they’re taken to the shelter, the board members said.

Each animal is evaluated by teams of veterinarian and behavioral specialists, they added.

Seaman said that she’s been aware of issues at the shelter since November and that she regularly receives tips from within the organization about mistreatment of animals. She also alleged that the nonprofit pushes out anyone who speaks out.

Grey and Jones Blackhurst denied the allegations, which the former mayor called “categorically untrue.”

The board met with city and county officials earlier this year and work to address emerging concerns, the members said.

“I don’t buy it. I’m not gonna buy it,” Seaman said. “The animals are the concern that I have.”

If Seaman wanted to help, Jones Blackhurst said, she could advocate for allowing animal control to microchip animals so they could be returned straight home, increase funding for shelters, or move to ban sales of animals at pet stores like Clark County recently did.

“But she’s not doing any of that,” she said. “It’s not constructive; it’s disingenuous.”

“She was interested in her own political agenda,” Jones Blackhurst said about Seaman’s visit Monday. “Nobody cares more about our homeless animals than this staff and this board, and if the councilwoman wants to help, we would love the help. If she just wants to cause problems for her political agenda, then she’s not doing anything to help these animals.”

# ¿ Sep 16, 2022 01:46

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

Marshal Prolapse posted:

Oh yeah I got some crazy pro Russian nut bag tweeting that to me. Luckily she was also not a fan of Jews and well…she’s off Twitter now.

We should have rolled them up that day, like MPD did later on. Treat it like the insurrection it was. Shoutout to the FBI for doing its job quite well afterwards though.

Sometimes you gotta let snitches run their mouths to catch the big ones

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXCb6jfTfEA

# ¿ Sep 16, 2022 08:11

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

Kazinsal posted:

He specifically got convicted of three counts each of possession of child pornography and enticing a minor.

Knowing the kinds of things that lead to insane child abuse cults, his appears more like Yeezy is setting himself up for future arrest and conviction of production or at least aiding and abetting in such.

He was acquitted of some of the possession but not the production of child pornography Because this country is a loving nightmare.

Weird how the Kardashians end up in the orbit of black celebs who "go crazy" tho, huh?

# ¿ Sep 16, 2022 22:47

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

Dance Officer posted:

I don't get it. Is this an amicus brief or something? How in the hell did this end up on the docket, even Trump's usual idiots aren't sovshits.

Weird except that's not true especially in Canada.

Fascism is international.

# ¿ Sep 20, 2022 17:27

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

A.o.D. posted:

How the hell is SovCit compatible with fascism? Fascism demands complete control and fealty. It will not tolerate anyone who even pretends to exercise any independent authority.

Is this one of those "tankies backing fascists" 2022 broke brained politics things?

Sovcits are entitled whitey playing the victim to escape taxation and paying debts. They are not your friend in the fight against the rich, they are trying to game the system for the gain of themselves.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SeHLhSyT_Y

# ¿ Sep 20, 2022 18:00

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

More like "average Joe tries to force a mistrial (which is also illegal)"

# ¿ Sep 20, 2022 18:12

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

I'm a cold warrior child.

I see Russia step on their dick?

Shots.

# ¿ Sep 21, 2022 20:08

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

AreWeDrunkYet posted:

Isn't Venezuela famously high on the list of countries with very limited extradition to the US?

pmchem posted:

don’t make me post the clip again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siFmJz7CZSM

# ¿ Sep 22, 2022 06:30

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

Milo and POTUS posted:

The most likable troop I know irl thinks stolen valor is hilarious because "who would want to pretend to be in the military". Well, we found him

This dude loving gets it

# ¿ Sep 23, 2022 05:04

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

Soul Dentist posted:

The classified documents from Mar-a-Lago solely detail Majewski's military records. Goes all the way to the top

To be honest here's a part of me that knows trump thought he could just classify any crimes and no one would need to know.

# ¿ Sep 23, 2022 19:47

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

Oh cool so it's loving worthless since EOs get erased by the supreme court all the time, right?

# ¿ Sep 23, 2022 20:08

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

"Violence doesn't solve anything!"

Then why does every country want a monopoly on it?

Incredible violence feels like the only answer for these assclowns.

# ¿ Sep 24, 2022 17:29

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

Plenty of rich people could use a rumor to make a short really land.

# ¿ Sep 25, 2022 01:24

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

CBJSprague24 posted:

https://twitter.com/NBCNewYork/status/1573439585677463566?t=rvfhw6kxhfTt8wmR99tTKQ&s=19

Rudy now trying to go to jail to avoid having to work for Donnie anymore.

The Russian mob checks stopped coming, eh?

# ¿ Sep 25, 2022 09:38

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

The Washington Post: Denver Riggleman unauthorized book upsets Jan. 6 committee members.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2022/09/25/ex-staffers-unauthorized-book-about-jan-6-committee-rankles-members/

Weird how these people keep trying to force a mistrial huh

# ¿ Sep 26, 2022 07:10

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

facialimpediment posted:

If you know somebody who knows somebody, there's always a way out. Plus, he's white, and the meatgrinder is still focused on ethnic minorities for now.

https://twitter.com/shanvav/status/1574448961406078979

Baconroll posted:

Is he self-aware enough to realise he ain't gonna live long enough to worry about retirement ? He'll be falling out a window in Russia or dying in ADX Florence supermax (with or without optional special treatment in Gitmo first).

Russia nor the US like loose ends.

# ¿ Sep 26, 2022 20:44

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

MrMojok posted:

b) I’m traveling to get to my unit, and I’m about to miss a movement. Often times in these dreams I’m traveling a long distance on a train, for some drat reason, to get to Pendleton or Lejeune or some fever-dream semblance of a base.

I legit had the inverse of this where they hosed up and I knew I wasn't supposed to be there.

I had had several dreams like that before where I was unshaved or just smoked pot before formation or something, but this time I just poo poo-bagged it, and decided to bail without comment the first bit of friction I encountered.

Highly recommend becoming the master poo poo bag your next military stress dream. I loving laughed so hard at all the poo poo breaking and screaming and yelling but they just couldn't touch me it was crazy.

Wasabi the J fucked around with this message at 23:42 on Sep 27, 2022

# ¿ Sep 27, 2022 23:39

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

Imagine if all their poo poo wasn't strapped down and tucked away.

https://twitter.com/TheAstroNick/status/1575179978718998528?t=HXEcSbaSdN3wRWEVx4Ybig&s=19

Thus, the term "ship shape".

# ¿ Sep 28, 2022 22:35

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

pmchem posted:

“The anesthesiologist told the agent she had previously reached out directly to the Russian Embassy by email and phone to offer her and Maj. Henry's assistance after the nation invaded Ukraine, the indictment alleges. “

real Burn After Reading vibes there. Coen brothers would be proud

Found footage from the meeting with the agent

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flY5nEphdSs

# ¿ Sep 29, 2022 17:40

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

maffew buildings posted:

white people are insane hth

You better learn the religion of peace (and subservience to Rome)... or else!

Sincerely
A Spaniard to an ancestor, probably

# ¿ Sep 29, 2022 20:12

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

That Works posted:

"School shootings are a mental health issue not a 2A issue" - many GOP

https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1575560855990591489?s=20&t=fl0adMCxpQw7KX0Q_7KBlw

Death cultists

# ¿ Sep 29, 2022 22:34

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

The Guardian US: Trump not required to provide sworn declaration that FBI ‘planted’ evidence.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2022/sep/29/trump-mar-a-lago-special-master-judge-ruling

# ¿ Sep 30, 2022 01:50

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# ¿ May 21, 2024 01:09

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

ASAPI posted:

That dude should not have been on the field. poo poo, he probably should have been forced into retirement.

If I had seen that game I would have been yelling at the TV. I don't understand how they will have someone out for a few weeks due to a sprained pinky toe or some poo poo while the guy with likely brain damage is cleared to go.

Just absolutely shocked the NFL would permanently wreck the livelihood of another black quarterback.

# ¿ Oct 1, 2022 06:59

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