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facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
No final order yet, but looks like I'm an idiot and Donnie truly got a "law is fake" judge:

https://twitter.com/joshgerstein/status/1565420994143059968?t=Iv8p78JIqo_IpojM2xzkvg&s=19

https://twitter.com/stevenportnoy/status/1565414453994307584?t=5TX8vmZnVxKVU-fQqx-1_g&s=19

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facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Mr. Nice! posted:

the 11th circuit is likewise stacked with chudges.

Yeah, this is why I tie myself into mental knots having to deal with this poo poo, because all of the below are true:

- there is zero caselaw in favor of an executive privilege review and everything against it

- the judge could just be spewing verbal diarrhea as they like to do, then rule for the government

- the judge could just be spewing verbal diarrhea as they like to do, then back it up with that action

- judges use motivated reasoning as much as political hacks, because they are political hacks in many cases

- this really is a pretty novel case because no other president has been dumb enough to keep classified poo poo

- law is fake when trump judges declare it so and there's no logic to it

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

I honestly just tune out once it’s tied up legally and involves Trump. Treat it like a scrambled channel. Expect to see nothing, be thrilled at what could have been a nipple, possibly.

Good way to put it. So have a boob.

https://twitter.com/kyledcheney/status/1565428381142982659?t=Nf9wdemL4VBnh5g0WFcAng&s=19

https://twitter.com/kyledcheney/status/1565432536024727552?t=JKRGNQYGJTcz9oR72L5zJw&s=19

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

ZombieApostate posted:

Is there any legal argument to be made that a judge appointed by a defendant must recuse themselves from the trial? I'm guessing no, because that would actually require forethought, but I don't actually know anything.

Probably not. Judges that are appointed by the POTUS are constantly ruling on motions on lawsuits against the POTUS's government, especially in the DC Circuit. The general idea is that a justice should recuse themselves if they feel conflicted about it, which is semi-common in Supreme Court cases. That's especially the case where the recusing justice was a previous arguing party. And an appointment to even the lowest district court is lifetime, so there's nothing an angry POTUS could do as punishment, short of not promoting them to the circuit/supreme court. Also, most of the time the criminal trial judge is chosen at random from all the district court judges, so there's very little judge-shopping, unlike civil actions.

It's all bullshit, but that's the idea anyways. Egregious poo poo could always be appealed to the higher court on an emergency motion.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

Democracy! Thank you!

It's that time of the year and somehow Biden isn't the worst at it:

https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1565467434521399298

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Platystemon posted:

Lava status: possibly chocolate cake

Judge has air conditioning and doesn't have to go outside :v:

whoops double post

Edit: here's more judge content, this one looks way more neutral and seems to account for the fact that judges sometimes just kinda Say poo poo

https://www.lawfareblog.com/mar-lago-showdown-federal-court

facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 01:58 on Sep 2, 2022

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
:siren: OMICRON BOOSTERS ARE NOW APPROVED :siren:

quote:

Doses began shipping Wednesday to pharmacies, clinics and doctor’s offices after the FDA authorized the updated shots from Moderna and from Pfizer and its German partner, BioNTech. Like earlier coronavirus vaccines, the updated boosters will be free.

The new boosters — the first changes since the mRNA vaccines were rolled out in December 2020 — target the BA.4 and BA.5 omicron subvariants dominant in the United States. Officials say the new shots will help broaden immunity because they are a closer match to the strain that is circulating.

People can receive the updated shots if it has been at least two months since they completed their primary vaccine series or their most recent booster. Even if an individual received boosters of the original formulation, they can get the updated booster as long as it has been two months after their last shot. The interval of at least two months is intended to broaden immunity because getting shots too early reduces the vaccine’s effectiveness.

Availability is pretty poo poo right now, but is ramping up:

quote:

CDC said doses should be available within the next few days. Pfizer has already shipped more than 100,000 doses to 62 locations across the United States and expects to have 3 million doses available at more than 3,300 sites by Tuesday, the end of the Labor Day holiday weekend.

Moderna also promises to make its new booster available this month.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

That Works posted:

It's a small thing but given that the imagery is already being latched onto heavily by the detractors I can't help but wonder what the imagery added to the speech in any positive way.

https://twitter.com/RepMTG/status/1565524388384055296?t=sSvQM18gn1N7YqY5eJ46Gg&s=19

Democrats historically have a midterm turnout problem which was bucked back in 2018. Biden's trying to turn them out again because the threat never left (though he was dumb to say it would have earlier). The imagery works to say "hey, poo poo's not all roses Jack!"

So he's tying all of the unpopular Republican positions (abortion, privacy, healthcare) to everyone running, then throwing a MAGA cherry right on top. Right now, a lot of the Republican primary winners are rapidly trying to moderate and scrub their sites of Trump endorsements and forced birth positions. And so the defensive reactions are exactly what he's going for - the "moderate" Republicans are getting mad, yelling, and defending their MAGAs, while the true MAGAs are putting Hitler mustaches on Terminal Centrist Joe Biden.

And news commentators are going HOW DARE HE POLITICIZE THOSE MARINES and getting immediate snapbacks of gassed protestors and the 36372 times Donnie politicized the military to remind everyone about that too!

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

M_Gargantua posted:

If the background had shown blue they would have latched onto the 'divisiveness' of blue = democrat and leaving out republicans and then deepfaked hitler and swasticas on the video anyway

You cannot fight these people in good faith.

In addition, gotta meet the voters where they are. Giving pure positive Americana imagery for a speech like that in a country where only 30% think we're on the wrong track isn't going to work and Republicans will still accuse Biden of calling them Nazis.

Plus we won't be talking about that speech after Next Trump Controversy X and it wasn't even broadcast on the networks that wide. I was watching two college football games.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
if it turns out to be a taurus, the would-be assassin should've just given the taurus a good shake

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fn6GFSwTEw

I love this video so much

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Here's a more-detailed inventory of what Donnie had:

https://twitter.com/kyledcheney/status/1565705149171044357

https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/22274262-39-1

A big, fat, stinking question is why did he have emptied classified folders? I'm guessing these aren't just the typical classification cover sheets, so uh, that's a big thing.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

Battery chat is in the civ dad chat thread now. Burn things there.

shouldn't battery chat go in the cop thread instead

as in assault and


Edit: WHY DO THEY INSIST ON MAKING BIDEN COOL, gently caress

https://twitter.com/DailyCaller/status/1565729527929651200

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
.... woopsie

https://twitter.com/JordanOnRecord/status/1565802312286621702

apparently this dumbass is likely only on the hook for a potential 60 day suspended sentence and a year of probation and he skipped bail and also told someone YES I AM SKIPPING BAIL BYE

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Keys to this video:

It's in India
The event is called London Bridge
It's at a fair

London Bridge is falling down
falling down
falling down

London Bridge is falling down

my fair

https://twitter.com/DeMoeRoberson/status/1566519775941087235

lawsuits

https://mandynews.com/amusement-park-ride-in-india-breaks/

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Yeah my feed is more or less saying that it's all bullshit motivated reasoning the whole way through, and giving Donnie the benefit of half a world's worth of doubt, but ultimately doesn't matter and is just a shortish delay that the DOJ can appeal to the trumpy 11th circuit if they want to.

https://twitter.com/renato_mariotti/status/1566822416088719360?t=mOV7GpHIQcYX4E4ZaevD_w&s=19

Popehat:


quote:

I don’t think the absolute freakout over this is warranted. I don’t think it’s the right outcome, equitably, but numerous elements of the written decision don’t support it being the catastrophe people are saying. But there seems to be very little point in saying so.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Mr. Nice! posted:

It enjoins criminal investigative use of the materials. They literally cannot prosecute based upon the materials now.

It's mostly a delay without much of a consequence, but:

https://twitter.com/Popehat/status/1566825562781364226?t=lxofIBDwio_VIum76Cjo8g&s=19

So this goes past the level of being a dumbass superficial delay if 1) some dumbass special master is named like Rudy Giuliani or 2) the likely DOJ appeal gets slow-walked by the 11th circuit, or 3) the special master actually finds and declares a lot of material as Executive Privileged (because that's just straight bullshit that the judge decided to humor).

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Yep, basically fuckin sucks when a circuit court is full of chudges (that's been a good term btw) and the district comes up with some bullshit that gives DOJ some real poo poo options:

https://twitter.com/imillhiser/status/1566831000730193920?t=Egje1F3THSmxYndcpvSZfA&s=19

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Godholio posted:

Edit: Who gets to pick the special master?

Judge!

Donnie's team gets to submit a list plus protocols, DOJ gets to submit a list plus protocols, some haggling, then a decision. Judge also sets the boundaries that a Special Master operates in.

Thus why I pulled the tweet on the bad faith options that DOJ gets to pick from. Fun!

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

The other is that W/Obama-era conservative legal scholars/judges have spent decades coming up with fancy doctrines, multiple-part tests, and convoluted legal reasoning. In the Trump/Biden era, those same scholars/judges are now saying "lol gently caress you", which is way more honest.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Looks like the pharmacy appointments for the bivalent COVID boosters are now online for both Pfizer/BioNTech and Moderna.

Check your pharmacy though, around here CVS is a bit weird in that it states it's just "offering" Moderna with lots of references to scheduling bivalent boosters now but nothing explicit. Walgreens is much clearer and specifically states that the appointment is for the updated booster. Get your 6G reception y'all!

Edit: and vaccines.gov seems to be really poo poo at finding the proper locations, as there's no bivalent-only option that I'm seeing. So check through your local pharmacies.

facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 20:28 on Sep 5, 2022

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Since we always tend to post poo poo that's unfortunate:

https://twitter.com/ryanjreilly/status/1567220814818250753?t=G1Qd1my2I9fdR5V-F5WUZA&s=19

It's a good thing this idiot wasn't on good terms with his ex!

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Cugel the Clever posted:

Bets on whether it's Israel, Iran, or North Korea?

I'll take Iran. The poo poo he had was in/around the time he pulled out of the Nuke Deal because Bolton-types were in his ear at the time.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Yep, that Oz thing is real. Betting the Fetterman social media folks were like NOPE and just leaked it instead.

Also, this straddles the line between Current Event and Idiots Thread, but I'm going to pick here:

https://twitter.com/KyleBarr5/status/1566032446122037250?t=U8c7Lrx_Qdo1d_sjd4NEPg&s=19


quote:

According to images of the email thread shared by the tipster, a “replyallcalypse” happened when a low-level clerical employee at Ramstein Air Force base in Germany sent out a query about a computer issue at the base, subject line “Logo appearing on our screern [sic].” She wrote, “Please help us !!!” about an ugly and outdated logo that would not quit the screens at Ramstein. She called it “this horrible green statement.”

Unfortunately, she accidentally added the “AF-All” address, which appears to have forwarded the query to droves of Air Force personnel stationed at different bases.

The recipients of the email thread were not pleased. One person, a Lt. Colonel Matthew S. Judd, of Wright-Patterson Air Force base in Ohio, replied bluntly:

Elizabeth,

Good Morning, I’m sorry to hear about your computer issue, I really have no idea what your issue is or have a good solution to the problem, but here’s a shot anyway:

Unplug device, head for the second story, open window and throw it out the window, should get rid of the green screen. I hope this helps.

I've been through three of these and it always takes half a day or so for a tech person with access to the mass email address to actually lock down the permissions. But it's never been service-wide like this one!

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Looks like Steve Bannon got state charged in New York on something mysterious:

https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1567467996813172736?t=k8y-5LqsimfG09dw7BhYOQ&s=19

Haven't seen a drat thing about it, but wouldn't surprise me if the staties got pissed off about the federal pardon and started digging into his shady poo poo.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

I could've commented on SCOTUS poo poo, but instead

https://twitter.com/waDNR/status/1539679024611414016

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
So a Las Vegas Review-Journal reporter was found stabbed to death the other day. He was riding the rear end of a local Clark County politician for quite some time and uh.

That dude did it. He was seen talking to a red car that matches the car from the scene and apparently a suspicious-looking person in a straw hat caught leaving the stabbing scene walks pretty much like this dude.

https://twitter.com/reviewjournal/status/1567529944783421443

https://twitter.com/BrettClarkson_/status/1567626634081218565

https://twitter.com/riolacanlale/status/1567673810845061127

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
I did not know this story about the queen and it has completely flipped my opinion about her.

https://twitter.com/JacobRubashkin/status/1567881687303864320?t=waD5Jyt-WS6ScccEisuh3g&s=19

She probably had a blast the whole time.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
The staties really tossed the indictment book at Bannon and he should be concerned since these aren't president-pardonable and there's a paper trail.

https://twitter.com/KatiePhang/status/1567894786828279812?t=3GAKClRQFC7HRdpV6jhh9g&s=19

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
DOJ's officially appealing the chudge's ruling on the Special Master:

- Executive Privilege review is bullshit (the appeal)
- Can't sever the National Security Risk Assessment like the chudge wants because the FBI is tied with DOJ's counterintel division and here's an FBI affidavit about it (requested stay on the 100 classified documents)
- Need to know what was in those empty folders so FBI needs to investigate (stay request)
- Go ahead and Special Master the unclassified poo poo, we really don't care

https://twitter.com/charlie_savage/status/1567965654090760201

Makes a lot of sense, so they'll probably lose

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

A.o.D. posted:

Good things just keep happening today!

Michigan's abortion ballot initiative was kept off the ballot by a split in the canvassing board (2-2, chuds voted no because of a dumb spacing / nonspacing / formatting bullshit issue), Michigan Supreme Court just told them to go gently caress themselves:

https://twitter.com/bystellayu/status/1567984682741948420

Plenty of time before the ballot deadline. MI Supreme Court is 4-3 Democrat as the state democratic party made a big thing about judicial elections in past years :toot:

Edit: 5-2 decision

Edit2: and the Republican canvassfuckers tried to do the same with a voting rights amendment and got equally told to 5-2 go gently caress themselves

https://twitter.com/DavidEggert00/status/1567987068655095808?t=mI5Sk7Ezxn_ZnTxi7niZhw&s=19

Edit3: Worth a read to get to the kicker:

https://twitter.com/Dave_Boucher1/status/1567992641379262465?t=lMn1A5NUQvZrfroqB_Rv0A&s=19

facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 22:46 on Sep 8, 2022

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
It's possible that I've never seen anything as American as this clip:

https://twitter.com/bubbaprog/status/1568021768316542976

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

pantslesswithwolves posted:

The article itself says it was only one person, a juvenile, who was wounded and that the two suspects are also juveniles. Not that it’s any less hosed up that kids are shooting other kids but at least it’s not some incel trying to beat the high score by shooting up a memorial ceremony or something, which was my initial impression from the tweet.

can't trust the police there, but they're calling it a gang thing rather than a mass shooting:

https://twitter.com/jdavidgoodman/status/1568021512149516290

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Old Boot posted:

Twitter was pure chaos yesterday, A+.

Here's another bit of chaos: the Daily Caller decided to attack Biden's monkeypox czar by calling him a big gay, gay who gays and made him look rad as all gently caress:

https://twitter.com/Dylan_Housman/status/1567951104511741952?t=depYCn5xTwsqCxMaQtYhUQ&s=19

They are absolutely, positively loving determined to make Biden cool.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

I don’t have any idea where my vac records are, but it was 3 pages last time I looked at it circa 2014.

Not sure your location, but around here, the county health department keeps the records. Mine were actually just recently digitized so I can log in through the county website and call it up, but they give me a record whenever I go to the county health department for a vaccine. Might be worth going there for your yearly flu shot to have them check your records.

Most people apparently got their polio vaccines before they were 6 years old, so it's likely you've got them. But I'm sure the county/local place will gladly pull yours up and recommend whatever - like how I'm due for TDAP by the end of the year. They also noted that I never got a varicella (chicken pox) vaccine and had me order up a blood test to confirm that I had it as a kid (yep, victim of a chicken pox party).

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Perfect Dark's X-music was absolutely perfect for multiplayer matches, either with people, bots, or challenges. Fuckin loved that poo poo.

Also there's jack poo poo for news today, just complete college football hilarity and a hilarious Ukrainian advance, all covered in other threads :toot:

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
don't forget

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Today I learned that there are auto-abort functions inside some space capsule / rocket thingies that can stop some launches in progress.

https://twitter.com/Psythor/status/1569336614891016193

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
DOJ isn't loving around in the Fake Elector scheme either - two more trump cronies had their phones seized.

https://twitter.com/renato_mariotti/status/1569442187036991488

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

GoGoGadget posted:

Lindsay Graham Proposes National Abortion Restrictions

Guess the argument for it being a states' rights issue didn't stick around for long, huh?

Lindsey Graham just wrote all of Democrats' midterm ads for them on a day that inflation numbers spiked and sent the Dow down by 1k. There will be bothsidesism everywhere, but the bill super-restricts blue states even more with minimal exceptions. Fun!

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facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
rest in gently caress, you piss

https://twitter.com/louiseradnofsky/status/1569792844226863106?t=EwjSmOB6US5DEy24waR4kw&s=19

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