Michael Transactions posted:

title says it all. i no longer desire pussy.

Michael Transactions posted:

title says it all. i no longer desire pussy.

Buck Turgidson posted:

same. men's asses ftw

Buck Turgidson posted:

same. men's asses ftw

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

Mayor Dave posted:

What about nussy

platzapS posted:

"Scientists have found similar dirty drawings and notes on the walls of in Pompeii and Herculaneum. They mention erotic matters as well as everyday life. Here are some of them:

I made bread on April 19th

platzapS posted:

"Scientists have found similar dirty drawings and notes on the walls of in Pompeii and Herculaneum. They mention erotic matters as well as everyday life. Here are some of them:

Floronius, privileged soldier of the 7th legion, was here. The women did not know of his presence. Only six women came to know, too few for such a stallion.

Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!

Chie, I hope your hemorrhoids rub together so much that they hurt worse than when they ever have before!

Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog

Apollinaris, the doctor of the emperor Titus, defecated well here

Restituta, take off your tunic, please, and show us your hairy privates

I was loving with the bartender

Secundus likes to screw boys

Phileros is a eunuch!

Cruel Lalagus, why do you not love me?

I made bread on April 19th

Gaius Sabinus says a fond hello to Statius. Traveler, you eat bread in Pompeii but you go to Nuceria to drink. At Nuceria, the drinking is better

Anyone who wants to defecate in this place is advised to move along. If you act contrary to this warning, you will have to pay a penalty. Children must pay [number missing] silver coins. Slaves will be beaten on their behinds.

Epaphra doesn’t play football well

You can ride your maid whenever you want. It’s your right

Pyrrhus to his colleague Chius: I grieve because I hear you have died; and so farewell

O walls, you have held up so much tedious graffiti that I am amazed that you have not already collapsed in ruin

My lusty son, with how many women have you had sexual relations?

If anyone sits here, let him read this first of all: if anyone wants a screw, he should look for Attice; she costs 4 sestertii.

Samius to Cornelius: go hang yourself!

If anyone does not believe in Venus, they should gaze at my girl friend

To the one defecating here. Beware of the curse. If you look down on this curse, may you have an angry Jupiter for an enemy

We have wet the bed, host. I confess we have done wrong. If you want to know why, there was no chamber pot

What a lot of tricks you use to deceive, innkeeper. You sell water but drink unmixed wine

The finance officer of the emperor Nero says the food here is poison

Gaius was here – (the oldest graffiti, dated 78 BCE; found in Pompeii.)

Vote for Isidorus for aedile, he licks cunts the best"

Michael Transactions posted:

title says it all. i no longer desire pussy.

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

how is that a problem? no one's beating down your door to stick their oval office in your face. for now, you are fine not having sex with women and women are undoubtedly fine not having sex with you.

paranoid randroid posted:

i love that guy thats just like, "sup yall i made bread today" in between people talking about their dicks and telling each other to kill themselves. posting is truly eternal.