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AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

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Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

i guess she would have had herself thrown into a concentration camp?

i'm not very good with philosophical questions

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

Dustcat posted:

i guess she would have had herself thrown into a concentration camp?

i'm not very good with philosophical questions

riff it out

Cabbages and VHS
Aug 25, 2004

Listen, I've been around a bit, you know, and I thought I'd seen some creepy things go on in the movie business, but I really have to say this is the most disgusting thing that's ever happened to me.
what if poster AnimeIsTrash posted..... an anime frame?

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

Getting findom vibes from lady Hitler

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

mein kampf would have been called mein nrgeln

😂😂😂

alarumklok
Jun 30, 2012

I can fix her

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

i'm gonna go to qcs and tell them cspam wants to fondle hitler's tits and rear end unironically

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


Dustcat posted:

i'm gonna go to qcs and tell them cspam wants to fondle hitler's tits and rear end unironically

personally i would want to fondle girl hitlers tits + rear end way less

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

Hitler had a micropenis, so I'm not sure how that translates in this hypothetical

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
man hitler had dogs and girl hitler has cats

guidoanselmi
Feb 6, 2008

I thought my ideas were so clear. I wanted to make an honest post. No lies whatsoever.

wonder what happened to Baron Werner nderbheit

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
girl hitler gets hopped up on all that speed and instead of invading poland just cleans tyhe freaking house and makes a big dinner for all the hungry boys of the fatherland.

GIRL HITLER getting soo jealous of how skinny the jews are getting in the concentration camps.

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

Okay let's be real, lady Hitler would have easily defeated the USSR, England, and the US. Women are simply better leaders

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
the hugo boss uniforms would have tiny, useless pockets

FreeRangeHexagon
Apr 17, 2022

don't blame me, I voted for Catclops

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
GIRL HITLER lacing up her shiny black leather [post descends into a completely earnest sexual fantasy resulting in the user being permabanned]

Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007
probably wouldn't have gone out like a bitch

Cloks
Feb 1, 2013

by Azathoth
Hitler would be shoppin'

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

"sorry I did the Holocaust, I just found out I've had undiagnosed ADHD for most of my life"

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

There would be a musical called Hitler and the titular role would be played by Madonna, the lead song is "Weine nicht um mich, Deutschland"

FreeRangeHexagon
Apr 17, 2022

personally I would prefer to drive a Volkswagen Beetle if it was designed by a woman

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
girl hitler consulting with an astrologist for war strats, retreating or invading due to mercury retrograde

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

Lady Hitler's OnlyFans was in the bottom 5% of accounts, and that directly lead to WW2

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

Karl Barks posted:

Hitler had a micropenis, so I'm not sure how that translates in this hypothetical

theyd have a big labia

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Karl Barks posted:

Lady Hitler's OnlyFans was in the bottom 5% of accounts, and that directly lead to WW2

"Come on guys, only 500 more tokens til we hit our telegraph pole goal"

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

Hitler's Big Labia

Plank Walker
Aug 11, 2005
she would have been blocked from becoming chancellor by von papen and his bros (who aren't even real nazis) despite being the most qualified candidate in history

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

Imagine how many wars it would prevent.

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

Dustcat posted:

i'm gonna go to qcs and tell them cspam wants to fondle hitler's tits and rear end unironically

what

Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!
she'd definitely remember winter clothing, op

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

ohhhhhh.....tiger bomb

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕
She'd probably want to date me and I would have none of it (I'm gay, and therefore would only date man Hitler)

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

FreeRangeHexagon posted:

don't blame me, I voted for Catclops

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

Believe women, and that means believe me

- the opening to mein kampf

Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!
#ichauch

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:
what if hitler was force femmed
just a pawg like one of us

copy
Jul 26, 2007

AnimeIsTrash posted:

theyd have a big labia

labiasraum

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008
Girl Hitler would probably have just been a regular failed artist rather than a mass murderer

Makes u think...

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Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Smythe posted:

girl hitler consulting with an astrologist for war strats, retreating or invading due to mercury retrograde

man are you serious? it would be a mars retrograde

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