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Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

really queer Christmas posted:

Believe women, and that means believe me

- the opening to mein kampf

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Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Riot Bimbo posted:

man are you serious? it would be a mars retrograde

soz im noob

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020
smythe why do you love this thread so much?

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

lumpentroll posted:

smythe why do you love this thread so much?

he's getting horny

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Smythe posted:

soz im noob

smh powerful fallen mercury energy

croup coughfield
Apr 8, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 89 days!

Animal-Mother posted:

the hugo boss uniforms would have tiny, useless pockets

hugo girlboss

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yC7-JsR2Fk

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

in smythe's memory, girl hitler was eight feet tall

she was his princess enormousfeet

Brrrmph
Feb 27, 2016

Слава Україні!

Cloks posted:

Hitler would be shoppin'

NeatHeteroDude
Jan 15, 2017

Smythe is riffing it out and I think we should support and encourage that when possible

NeatHeteroDude
Jan 15, 2017

Cloks posted:

Hitler would be shoppin'

Lol

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Vox Nihili posted:

Girl Hitler would probably have just been a regular failed artist rather than a mass murderer

Makes u think...

there have probably been 100s of girl hitlers

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

every girl is hitler

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

especially the one reading this post :wink:

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

What if girl hitler teamed up with nerd hitler and jock hitler and wisecracking hitler for a series of feature length movies?

Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!
into the hitlerverse

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

Girl hitler walks out of the room as jock hitler and wisecracking hitler stare at her rear end. Wisecracking hitler raises his sunglasses. Eh, Id hitler

TheSlutPit
Dec 26, 2009

You see us as you want to see us - in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain, and an athlete, and a basket case, a princess, and a criminal. Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, Adolf Hitler

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

Smythe posted:

GIRL HITLER lacing up her shiny black leather [post descends into a completely earnest sexual fantasy resulting in the user being permabanned]

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Sherbert Hoover posted:

into the hitlerverse

"I've learned so much from you these past few days, Mississippi Hitler. I'll never forget you OR Girl Hitler."

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

Vox Nihili posted:

Girl Hitler would probably have just been a regular failed artist rather than a mass murderer

Makes u think...

women are human too. they arent lesser beings

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

fart simpson posted:

women are human too. they arent lesser beings

what about woman hitler

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

AnimeIsTrash posted:

every girl is hitler

sung to the tune of every sperm is sacred

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006
it's fuhrHER turn

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

would you kill baby hitler if that baby was a girl?

Flunky
Jan 2, 2014

do i get probed for calling girl hitler a huge bitch and a dumb oval office

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

fart simpson posted:

women are human too. they arent lesser beings

Why do you think mass murderers are superior?

What made Hitler a superior being, in your mind?

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

really queer Christmas posted:

Believe women, and that means believe me

- the opening to mein kampf

Ben Nerevarine posted:

it's fuhrHER turn

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

Flunky posted:

do i get probed for calling girl hitler a huge bitch and a dumb oval office

riff it out brother

Cloks
Feb 1, 2013

by Azathoth

Flunky posted:

do i get probed for calling girl hitler a huge bitch and a dumb oval office

finally, a safe space for ironically hating women in a nominally leftist forum

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

Cloks posted:

finally, a safe space for ironically hating women in a nominally leftist forum

Them making a showing is the best part of threads like this. We're not even talking about a real character. Lmfao

Buck Turgidson
Feb 6, 2011

𓀬𓀠𓀟𓀡𓀢𓀣𓀤𓀥𓀞𓀬

Smythe posted:

GIRL HITLER getting soo jealous of how skinny the jews are getting in the concentration camps.

Ugh these fashion shoahs present a completely unrealistic ideal of the female body

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

AnimeIsTrash posted:

Them making a showing is the best part of threads like this. We're not even talking about a real character. Lmfao

gonna call hitlher the nword

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕

Ben Nerevarine posted:

it's fuhrHER turn

Farm Frenzy
Jan 3, 2007

Cloks posted:

finally, a safe space for ironically hating women in a nominally leftist forum

uh I sincerely hate woman hitler. interesting that you think standing up to her is a big joke

Flunky
Jan 2, 2014

Farm Frenzy posted:

uh I sincerely hate woman hitler. interesting that you think standing up to her is a big joke

i let my hatred of woman hitler go too far. my b

Farm Frenzy
Jan 3, 2007

*to hitler* way to do the holocaust you stupid whore!!!

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
the downfall scene where all the generals inform hitler that they're definitely losing the war, but hitler's only response is "It's fine."

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Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Farm Frenzy posted:

*to hitler* way to do the holocaust you stupid whore!!!

lol

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