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Big Beef City posted:A huge dog that sings https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwxV1wbBrfU
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Sep 3, 2022 02:03
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A ray gun that turns people who piss me off into $100 bills. They all feature the screaming face of the victim but are still legal tender.
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Sep 3, 2022 02:03
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What if they gave those Tim & Eric boys a movie?
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Sep 3, 2022 02:05
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a Vice™ documentary about the rise and fall of Bozo the Clown
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Sep 3, 2022 02:07
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snapcaps that look exactly like bullets and vice versa.
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Sep 3, 2022 02:08
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Phone case with little shutters you can close over the cameras to protect them. Legit, I want this.
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Sep 3, 2022 02:20
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I'm gonna hold a garage sale and price everything at a billion dollars, that way I only need to sell one item and I'll be set for however long it takes me to waste $1,000,000,000.
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Sep 3, 2022 02:22
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A Zoom competitor built on the Doom engine.
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Sep 3, 2022 02:23
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:steal Funky See Funky Do's bottle collection Just how in the hell are you going to steal 10,000,000,000 empty bottles and cans? Do you have any idea how big and heavy that would be?
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Sep 3, 2022 02:27
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Charge 10 dollars to register on a dead gay forum
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Sep 3, 2022 02:31
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How about a robot that looks like a smokin hot babe
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Sep 3, 2022 02:47
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a machine that waters your plants after you die
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Sep 3, 2022 02:49
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A 100K super UHD Blu-ray player and TV so you can see each individual film grain of any movie like Cameron staring into the Seurat painting in Ferris Bueller’s Day Off.
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Sep 3, 2022 02:49
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A machine that steals a dollar from the pockets of the world's poorest billion people.
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Sep 3, 2022 02:50
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teen witch posted:share em https://i.imgur.com/IYCw3mY.mp4
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Sep 3, 2022 02:52
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A machine that turns billionaire’s bodies into mulch for a nice park and also redistributes their wealth back to the people.
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Sep 3, 2022 02:52
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You Are A Elf posted:A machine that turns billionaire’s bodies into mulch for a nice park and also redistributes their wealth back to the people. This but it redistributes the wealth to me then self-destructs so it can't be used against me.
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Sep 3, 2022 02:53
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Post in the last poster in this thread becomes a billionaire thread
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Sep 3, 2022 03:05
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uber for your laundry
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Sep 3, 2022 03:09
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DicktheCat posted:Phone case with little shutters you can close over the cameras to protect them. 
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Sep 3, 2022 03:13
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An unbelievably delicious, inexpensive, shelf-stable snack cake with no artificial ingredients. The antidote will be available some time later for $50 a dose.
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Sep 3, 2022 03:16
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Boxer-briefs with a Bluetooth-equipped shart detector that sends a warning to your phone, tablet, earbuds, etc. as to not alert others. Teflon scrotum coating to prevent it from sticking to your legs in the summer Add a micro generator to a siren whistle. Encase the entire contraption in a silicone plug with a USB-C port. The plug could be inserted into the rectum or vagina so that you can recharge you phone with farts and/or queefs.
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Sep 3, 2022 03:16
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genetically engineer a tree that grows money as leaves
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Sep 3, 2022 03:21
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A machine that makes Margot Robbies.
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Sep 3, 2022 03:25
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Inept posted:uber for your laundry wait, do laundromats even exist anymore? I think the last one I saw was in chicago in the mid '90s and even then it was covered in lush vines and rusted detritus like an artifact from a lost civilization.
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Sep 3, 2022 03:25
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Kirk Vikernes posted:Boxer-briefs with a Bluetooth-equipped shart detector that sends a warning to your phone, tablet, earbuds, etc. as to not alert others. they make boxer-briefs with little nut pouches, dude. how could you not know this?
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Sep 3, 2022 03:27
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Trap a genie and bind it to a well so that it becomes a wishing well then I just fish out all change people toss in it to make wishes with. Cha-ching!
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Sep 3, 2022 03:28
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A machine that zaps billionaire’s bodies with a near lethal dose of electricity every time they make another dollar.
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Sep 3, 2022 03:28
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Buce posted:wait, do laundromats even exist anymore? I think the last one I saw was in chicago in the mid '90s and even then it was covered in lush vines and rusted detritus like an artifact from a lost civilization. nope, they're all gone. people either have a washing machine or they roll around in a pond for a while
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Sep 3, 2022 03:39
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Inept posted:nope, they're all gone. people either have a washing machine or they roll around in a pond for a while as i suspected
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Sep 3, 2022 04:02
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really good drugs. they're a perennial hit
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Sep 3, 2022 04:06
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crunchwarp supreme: a serialized space exploration show centered around tacos and other assorted mexican food
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Sep 3, 2022 04:44
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Food that's also clothes and also you can gently caress it And it's cheap
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Sep 3, 2022 04:45
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A machine that completely changes what you look like into what you want to look like at that moment. Stalls available in shopping centers across North America, 15$ each treatment, the treatment is not dangerous or painful, takes about 3 minutes, and can be done over, and over, and over.
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Sep 3, 2022 04:52
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Food you can eat again after you poo poo it out (and it tastes good)
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Sep 3, 2022 04:53
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The Bloop posted:Food that's also clothes and also you can gently caress it That's called bananas But I'm pretty sure billions have been made on them so yeah that passes
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Sep 3, 2022 04:53
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an anime featuring cute girls that you can license and spin off into various sexualized tchotchkes for lonely adult men
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Sep 3, 2022 05:08
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Take $999,999,999 and then wait a minute 
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sponsor clowns
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