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MarryABillionaire.com
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Sep 3, 2022 05:40
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A business that charges (let's say $5) to give a white person a one time use official certified permit from a genuine verified black person that authorizes them to use the N word. Buy 10 and receive a free coupon from one of our real life 100% authentic gay people to say the F word in a non-public setting.
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Sep 3, 2022 05:51
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Sep 3, 2022 05:58
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a hole in your pants to hook a vacuum upto to suck out your poopoo
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Sep 3, 2022 06:51
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a dick sucking automoton that your wife doesnt know about.
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Sep 3, 2022 07:06
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crowdsource a billion one dollar ideas
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Sep 3, 2022 07:16
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Funky See Funky Do posted:A business that charges (let's say $5) to give a white person a one time use official certified permit from a genuine verified black person that authorizes them to use the N word. Buy 10 and receive a free coupon from one of our real life 100% authentic gay people to say the F word in a non-public setting. monetizing hate speech is a genuinely brilliant idea. its like a swear jar for adult idiots. i would love to drop a hard r for the holidays, but im a little low on cash can we finance our slurs on layaway or something
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Sep 3, 2022 07:19
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Nooner post subscription $1,000,000,000
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Sep 3, 2022 07:22
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red avatars in real life, like ohio party plates for your face. the government sells em like war bonds. eventually everyone will walk around with either the disney logo or the amazon smile tattoed on their forehead but i'll be rich enough to get it lasered so thats my idea, mr cuban
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Sep 3, 2022 07:23
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Hey, only gotta sell one 
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Sep 3, 2022 07:23
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Ban scrub turd for loving up my post $1 A billion people will buy it
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Sep 3, 2022 07:24
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Indulgences... But online! E-ndulgences if you will. We're not affiliated with Catholic church
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Sep 3, 2022 07:24
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Nooner posted:Ban scrub turd for loving up my post i'd be down with this if i could wet my beak
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Sep 3, 2022 07:26
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my idea is creating one billion in fake $1 bills and spending them
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Sep 3, 2022 08:07
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banks and money but for dogs.
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Sep 3, 2022 08:07
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selling dogs you can keep as pets
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Sep 3, 2022 08:08
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Steal 40 grams of Californium, sell the californium to people who need it at a normal price, which is $27,000,000 a gram. Or even better charge an extra fee because the stuff is scarce right now after you stole much of the world’s supply.
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Sep 3, 2022 08:20
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An AI that generates porn to sell to people.
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Sep 3, 2022 08:45
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Gum that has thc cbd and valium in it.
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Sep 3, 2022 09:01
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time travel teledildonics
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Sep 3, 2022 09:05
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Man I've been talking up teledildonics for at least 5 years, where the gently caress are the consumer grade ones by now???
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Sep 3, 2022 09:09
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in the future
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Sep 3, 2022 09:20
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Cat food service that you pay like $25 for and you get maybe 20 diff flavors of dry or wet cat food in tiny containers, so you can see what flavors cat ACRtUALLY likes . Hard to generate recurrent spending, however concept can be expanded beyond pet food
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Sep 3, 2022 10:26
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Animorphs style VR game, with or without horny
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Sep 3, 2022 10:29
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Company that takes pets and using latest tanning technology, fashions them into tasteful leather fanny packs, broaches, and chain wallets
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Sep 3, 2022 10:35
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service that hires someone to deliver a note to your crush that says: do you like me? circle one. yes / no . with your name at the bottom.
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Sep 3, 2022 11:11
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Some kind of bomb or something that (if the city doesn't pay me $1,000,000,000USD by midnight) will explode and destroy half of the city.
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Sep 3, 2022 11:16
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A fake vagina people could carry around disguised as a flash light so nobody would suspect that they're using it to masturbate with.
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Sep 3, 2022 11:19
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Funky See Funky Do posted:A fake vagina people could carry around disguised as a flash light so nobody would suspect that they're using it to masturbate with. Sounds easier to get a girlfriend but have her carry a fake flashlight
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Sep 3, 2022 11:21
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Worf posted:Sounds easier to get a girlfriend but have her carry a fake flashlight But that's the beauty of it. It also doubles as a fake flashlight.
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Sep 3, 2022 11:34
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star wars episode ten
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Sep 3, 2022 11:51
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Wall Balls posted:star wars episode ten What. The. gently caress? What the gently caress?! I'm in if you'll have me kid! Star Wars X!
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Sep 3, 2022 11:55
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If I wanted someone to leave my fleshlight alone I wouldn't bother telling them it's a flashlight, I'd just tell them what they're holding is usually filled up with my cum. They'll put it down. Or they won't in which case Heyyyyy now (They'll put it down)
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Sep 3, 2022 12:13
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I'll take care of your dog after you die from cancer or whatever
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Sep 3, 2022 12:22
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Pets you can rent
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Sep 3, 2022 13:18
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Wilkins Micawber posted:Cat food service that you pay like $25 for and you get maybe 20 diff flavors of dry or wet cat food in tiny containers, so you can see what flavors cat ACRtUALLY likes . Hard to generate recurrent spending, however concept can be expanded beyond pet food Finally a sound loving idea
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Sep 3, 2022 13:25
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Nigmaetcetera posted:A machine that steals a dollar from the pockets of the world's poorest billion people. The world's poorest billion people don't have a dollar in their pocket, or even to their name  But get this: A machine that steals a dollar from the world's wealthiest billion people! They wouldn't even notice!
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Sep 3, 2022 13:50
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Train crows to collect the millions in change that gets lost from circulation every year
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Sep 3, 2022 14:01
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I don't think train track coinage can be easily monetized, crows or not
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