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Chickens with arms like popeye
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Ice cream filled hot pockets that you keep in the freezer. I call them Cold Pockets™.
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Sep 7, 2022 11:41
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Public toilets that spray the back of your hands with dye on the way in so it's very apparent if you don't wash your hands.
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Sep 7, 2022 11:45
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Ice cream filled hot pockets that you keep in the freezer. I call them Cold Pockets™. Hey, that's kinda my idea, I'll see you in court!!! ...um hire a good lawyer.
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Sep 7, 2022 11:57
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Massive cherries the size of plums, but without watering down the flavour.
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Sep 7, 2022 12:11
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Genetically engineered crabs that form naturally garlic flavoured buttery fat deposits.
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Sep 7, 2022 12:13
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Pumpkins with a natural kevlar skin so they resist any stray shotgun pellets.
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Sep 7, 2022 12:14
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I like my tarts raw
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Sep 7, 2022 14:35
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Who on earth likes their pop tarts 'well done?' I don't even want the frozen breakfast parties cooked all the way through, need that sweet still cold middle to cool down the molten outer layer.
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Sep 7, 2022 19:29
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Charles Bukowski posted:Who on earth likes their pop tarts 'well done?' Where are you getting poptarts with meat in them? 
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Sep 7, 2022 20:41
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a combination car wash & nail salon.
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Sep 7, 2022 22:00
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goatface posted:Chickens with arms like popeye BIG WINGS I'm into it
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Sep 7, 2022 22:36
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dr_rat posted:Hey, that's kinda my idea, I'll see you in court!!! That's why I am planning to introduce Temperate Pockets into our fast food ecosystem. Picture like the chillwave/vaporwave version of the classic Hot Pockets, that's our aesthetic. Filled with the garbage meats consumers know and tolerate. Plus there is a toy inside like a kinder egg. Patent pending
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Sep 7, 2022 22:52
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a long straw designed to covertly steal sips from people's drinks. if they start looking towards you, there's a button that causes it to retract almost instantly. if the straw is near your face when you do this it may cause some lacerations per our testing, but we're selling it with a special face guard that weighs under 5 pounds.
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Sep 8, 2022 01:09
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Pants you can poo poo in
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Sep 8, 2022 01:10
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Colonel Cancer posted:Internet but local and interacted solely by flapping moist appendages to make crude sounds. You just described nextdoor. A urinal with a power meter like that hammer game at fairs. I have no clue what the prize will be for ringing the bell, though. A tv show like undercover boss, but its the grunts of the workplace taking over for, like, whatever is above the manager of their department. Bored fucked around with this message at 02:31 on Sep 8, 2022 |
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Sep 8, 2022 02:24
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Pants you can poo poo in Brother have I got news for YOU
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Sep 8, 2022 02:35
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Big Beef City posted:Brother have I got news for YOU ok whats the news? this is pretty exciting stuff.
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Sep 8, 2022 02:41
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first, i hope you're sitting down. or at least squatting
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Sep 8, 2022 02:42
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corn haver posted:a long straw designed to covertly steal sips from people's drinks. if they start looking towards you, there's a button that causes it to retract almost instantly. if the straw is near your face when you do this it may cause some lacerations per our testing, but we're selling it with a special face guard that weighs under 5 pounds. Two of the vice founders made long straws to steal the ghb out of their ghb dealers drink when they weren't looking. Their dealer had a tolerance to put those 2 to shame so they both became zombified at the bar there. Good times.
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Sep 8, 2022 09:07
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nfts for human trafficking
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Sep 8, 2022 10:33
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getting a billion dollar anything goes science grant for proving that wet dreams are actually people from the future teledildonicking you
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Sep 8, 2022 10:34
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Pants you can poo poo in How soon, im sortoff having a situation here
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Sep 8, 2022 10:34
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Leper Go-getter posted:How soon, im sortoff having a situation here Do it in the ones you're wearing. You can call it a beta test.
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Sep 8, 2022 14:32
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Drug sniffing dogs you can hire when you've forgotten where in the house you hid your stash.
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Sep 8, 2022 14:35
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goatface posted:Drug sniffing dogs you can hire when you've forgotten where in the house you hid your stash. Are you a cop? You have to tell me if you're a cop Woooof
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Sep 8, 2022 14:39
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All dogs would be deradicalised before they were deployed to customers.
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Sep 8, 2022 15:02
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Ok so we make 500 mill pins right and we sell em for $2 a pop.
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Sep 8, 2022 16:05
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Just save 1 dollar a day, and live for a billion years
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Sep 9, 2022 16:42
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Then you'd have 365.25 billion dollars. Actually you probably wouldn't, but I can't remember the predicted long-term rotation change.
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Sep 9, 2022 17:09
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Im gonna get a really cute puppy and take it downtown and charge people $5 to pet it
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Sep 9, 2022 17:20
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Porta potty with pre-installed glory hole Comes in sets of 2 (Literally literally)
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Sep 9, 2022 17:56
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Cats genetically engineered with some genes from those clear glass fish they have. I don't know what they are called. That way, you can work from home, be hanging out with your pet, and still see the monitor. Also great for worms and other parasite diagnoses Wait, better idea: the movie Hollow Man except it's a cat. And no, Predator does not count. Kevin Bacon voices the cat
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Sep 9, 2022 19:22
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I'll make a paywalled site called billiondollarideas.com and charge a cool million for entry. For content I'll steal the posts in here. Get a thousand suckers and I'm a billionaire.
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Sep 9, 2022 19:24
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It would be kinda fun to watch the turds work through your pets body like some kind of shitpunk mechanocreation
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Sep 10, 2022 05:20
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Im just gonna crosspost By popular demand's billion dollar idea right here. It was a response to what appears to be fleshlight that you hide drugs in instead of your penis.By popular demand posted:The problem here is that you'd probably only figure out that it supposed to be a masturbation tool once you picked it up and then you'd feel how heavy it is with gold and jewels.
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Sep 10, 2022 06:07
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What if we made load bearing drywall viable That would be a billion dollar idea
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Sep 10, 2022 06:10
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We need lightweight material as strong as steel. We need to bio engineer huge spiders we can operate like Flintstones dinosaurs to build homes and stuff with their silk. Also we can make their faces look like puppies and kitties so people won't be afraid.
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Sep 10, 2022 07:15
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Onlyfans/ nail salon hybrid where I charge people to both give and receive pedicures etc Comin' & Goin'
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Sep 10, 2022 10:50
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Worf posted:shitpunk New sci-fi subgenre just dropped
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