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these automatons that run by burning poop sure are useful but i think there has to be a better way
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Sep 10, 2022 14:27
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anyone wanna go on a hike? like away from the city, it smells like poo poo
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Sep 10, 2022 14:30
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I was thinking shitpunk would be full of poo poo-based bioengineering and maybe poop golems.
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Sep 10, 2022 14:35
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Soylent Green made from the cloned Hitlersaurus.
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Sep 10, 2022 20:32
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Alex Jones court ordered community service is to review anime.
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Sep 10, 2022 20:36
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Dentistry and dental care has to be a 10+ billion dollar industry right, what with the dentist appointments, toothbrushes, toothpaste, floss etc I'm here to tell you to stop worrying about your lovely mouth bones and get DENTURES from Icochet's Faux Tooth Shack For just 1/10 of the price of your previous daily tooth worrying bullshit I will give you a set of DENTURES and a glass of water + a genuine oak night stand CALL NOW
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Sep 10, 2022 21:04
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What's it like chewing something with objects you can't "feel?" I'd be worried about biting my tongue.
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Sep 10, 2022 21:47
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It's incredible. Best chew of your life
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Sep 10, 2022 21:59
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Charles Bukowski posted:What's it like chewing something with objects you can't "feel?" I'd be worried about biting my tongue. Looking if your following decent healthy home cooking recipes there should be enough cocaine in all your food that you're not going to be feeling much of you're mouth anyway.
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Sep 15, 2022 12:42
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Sell this thread of billion dollar ideas for the one time only low offer of one billion dollars You'll make your money back on the first shot and after that the sky is the limit 😎
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Sep 15, 2022 12:54
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Ai controlled Fleshlight massage parlor franchise, like planet fitness except we want your lunks I think the janitors can start at like $200,000 a year
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Sep 15, 2022 12:58
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Call it AI, but actually have it remote controlled by perverts who want to decide when other people get to nut.
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Sep 15, 2022 13:04
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The perverts are also paying for the opportunity.
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Sep 15, 2022 13:04
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Worf posted:Ai controlled Fleshlight massage parlor franchise, like planet fitness except we want your lunks This but minus the AI and fleshlights. Just a chain of brothels and bath houses located in big box buildings with a friendly brand name and a customer rewards card. Just need to get rid of pesky anti-solicitation laws. I’m picturing myself wearing a fuzzy purple top hat and carrying a cane with a fist sized fake diamond on it for some reason. Nigmaetcetera fucked around with this message at 13:09 on Sep 15, 2022 |
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Sep 15, 2022 13:05
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goatface posted:Call it AI, but actually have it remote controlled by perverts who want to decide when other people get to nut. That sounds like a legal landmine At least I could just become the world's first franchise penis polishing service, powered by Microsoft
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Sep 15, 2022 13:08
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Actual penis polishing service. A full hot wax and shine for your helmet.
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Sep 15, 2022 13:09
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It wouldn't really take all that long before I could get enough signatures to qualify as a religion and stop paying taxes And thankfully, I wouldn't have to worry about antitrust violations because the competition in the field of religious penis polishers is stiff
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Sep 15, 2022 13:11
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A Papers Please kind of game where you play as a minor bureaucratic god and are assigned to process prayers in a small town. You have a dynamically generated list of religious rules(like, no red cloths, keeping cats is forbidden, etc.) and have to check the applicants for piousness. Everything has to be filled out correctly for the prayer to be accepted and you have to file everything in the right order. Your decision greatly affects the town and every person in it and you are payed for the amount of prayers you fullfil. You are panelized for granting prayer to non-pious people. The player has to constantly weight each decision. For example, granting a prayer to some guy who prayed for a lot of rain but has 10 cats gives you a massive penalty because he isn't very religious. But the rain might cause a massive flood and wash away the houses of religious people who will file many prayers and that will be a net profit. I guess what I'm saying here is, basically, that I'm bored out of my mind.
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Sep 15, 2022 13:33
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GABA ghoul posted:A Papers Please kind of game where you play as a minor bureaucratic god and are assigned to process prayers in a small town... Not sure about billion dollar idea, but this is defiantly a game I'd want to play.
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Sep 15, 2022 13:36
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It might be enough to get you banned and condemned by some religious communities, you might be able to spin that notoriety into outspoken celebrity-to-some-subcultures, maybe a tour of the chat shows - fringe at first, mainstream later - maybe a book deal that describes all your dealings with the god squad. Then you release a new game that lets you select a prophet for your religion, give them a "standard prophet name" and play with a character creator and dress up. Finally you hide from the fatwa and release notes from the underground as you become a hero and charity case for some objectionable people. This should get you into the right circles to wind up with a job at a think tank that pays a fortune for occasionally pissing off Iran. Might take a few years, but I think you could get there.
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Sep 15, 2022 13:45
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looks like this is one * masturbator thats going back to the office
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Sep 15, 2022 13:51
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dr_rat posted:Not sure about billion dollar idea, Oh, ok, nevermind then. But what about a bridge builder type game where you have to build a bra from beam elements that is strong enough to support different kinds of huge anime breast? It has finite elements simulations for the bra structure and real soft matter/fluid dynamics to simulate the gigantic anime breast. Is that a billion dollar idea?
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Sep 15, 2022 13:55
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Only if you can get official licences to sell as individual dlc.
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Sep 15, 2022 14:00
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Minecraft sold for $2 billion and it never had a single DLC
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Sep 15, 2022 14:10
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But that was sold to actual children, your pitch is targeting man-children.
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Sep 15, 2022 14:18
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goatface posted:But that was sold to actual children, your pitch is targeting man-children. Using the Minecraft to Star Citizen adjustment slider I've made They can plan on half of a billion then?
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Sep 15, 2022 14:45
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Worf posted:Using the Minecraft to Star Citizen adjustment slider I've made They can plan on half of a billion then? Billion dollar ideas only
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Sep 15, 2022 14:46
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Steak infused with antimatter to appeal to the conspicuous consumption crowd. $62.5 trillion dollars. and as a bonus when you cut into it you and everything in a several dozen kilometer radius will be completely annihilated
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Sep 15, 2022 17:54
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dsf posted:Steak infused with antimatter to appeal to the conspicuous consumption crowd. $62.5 trillion dollars. and as a bonus when you cut into it you and everything in a several dozen kilometer radius will be completely annihilated If the steakhouse isn’t already annihilated when you get there you’re being served fake antimatter. Probably overcooked too.
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Sep 15, 2022 17:56
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A fridge lock with a small screen. If you want to open the fridge after 10 pm you have to solve a captcha where it's a mixture of pictures of you at your worst weight and at your best weight and pics of morbidly obese 600lbs people and you have to select your slim pictures before the fridge open Also, same idea but for a booze cabinet and there is a breathalyzer instead
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Sep 15, 2022 18:00
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GABA ghoul posted:A fridge lock with a small screen. If you want to open the fridge after 10 pm you have to solve a captcha where it's a mixture of pictures of you at your worst weight and at your best weight and pics of morbidly obese 600lbs people and you have to select your slim pictures before the fridge open I'm gonna pay you 1billion dollars to gently caress off
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Sep 17, 2022 22:36
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a dollar store that actually charges more than a dollar for things 
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Sep 17, 2022 23:42
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Let's Play videos by the voice actor for the character in character doing inner monologue and extra dialogue work.
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Sep 21, 2022 10:46
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A TV show but it's just the end of Columbo. We don't bother filming or casting any of the story besides the end reveal.
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Robotic Peter Falk to play all of our grandfathers.
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