ITT we brainstorm the premise of the goatse game to put in the app store

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Like one of those fake disney princess branded dentist games but you gotta carefully remove the ring without disturbing him

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# ? Sep 3, 2022 23:54

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Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

Subway surfers but for his colon

# ? Sep 4, 2022 00:08

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it could be a series of minigames, like "put the ring on the right finger" i dunno

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# ? Sep 4, 2022 00:33

Ass-penny

A circle increasing in diameter and you need to click the screen when it syncs up with the diameter of his rectum, and with each successful click the circle will grow faster.

# ? Sep 4, 2022 01:25

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A speed-typing game but the only keys you use are 0, O, and *

# ? Sep 4, 2022 01:54

Trying

Track & Field Susiphius Edition

# ? Sep 4, 2022 01:59

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

Goatse simulator

# ? Sep 4, 2022 02:00

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Maybe someone beat us to it?

# ? Sep 4, 2022 02:11

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Peggle but its the ring just ping ponging around in there, and you gotta try to hook it onto some traffic cones

# ? Sep 4, 2022 02:19

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A potion brewing game where you stir ingredients together, but instead of a cauldron, you mix them in the goatman.

# ? Sep 4, 2022 02:45

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in an epic quest for glory, our hero must gather the eight digits of destiny in order to open the chaos portal and defeat the powerful creature inside

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# ? Sep 4, 2022 03:05

Ass-penny

Buttchocks posted:

A potion brewing game where you stir ingredients together, but instead of a cauldron, you mix them in the goatman.

I've actually played a potion brewing game, called Quacks of Quedlinburg. this is what the board looks like

I probably won't play it even a half dozen times a year but I don't know if I'm ever going to be able to play it again and not thinking about mixing the ingredients in the goatman.

# ? Sep 4, 2022 03:27

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

Tetris where the traffic cones fall upwards

# ? Sep 4, 2022 03:51

Escape From Noise

A JRPG called Goat Quest

# ? Sep 4, 2022 06:56

Iambic Pentameter

Chewbecca posted:

Subway surfers but for his colon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gduUeX0N4Q&t=202s

# ? Sep 4, 2022 08:00

Escape From Noise

Goatse: The Total VR Experience

# ? Sep 4, 2022 08:23

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Garden management sim where the soil is pre-loaded with seeds.

# ? Sep 4, 2022 19:08

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have you played "donut county"? basically donut county but the hole is goatse

thanks Manifisto!

# ? Sep 5, 2022 03:56

google THIS

TheOtherHole.io

# ? Sep 5, 2022 04:03

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first person pooper

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Sep 5, 2022 04:06

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

Swinging around his (miniature kirk) johnson like the fruit ninja sword

# ? Sep 5, 2022 18:03

Twenty Four

One of those memory testing picture matching games where you try to uncover a hidden picture by remembering what tile you flipped over and where the corresponding one was in a certain time limit.

Except you can't close the game and you are trying to cover up the goatse image instead of uncover it and the only "time limit" is to cover it up before a family member or co-worker see it on your screen.

# ? Sep 6, 2022 08:27

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Twenty Four posted:

One of those memory testing picture matching games where you try to uncover a hidden picture by remembering what tile you flipped over and where the corresponding one was in a certain time limit.

Except you can't close the game and you are trying to cover up the goatse image instead of uncover it and the only "time limit" is to cover it up before a family member or co-worker see it on your screen.

i can't imagine working in a place with a strict no goatse policy

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# ? Sep 6, 2022 20:02

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Nosfereefer posted:

in an epic quest for glory, our hero must gather the eight digits of destiny in order to open the chaos portal and defeat the powerful creature inside

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# ? Sep 6, 2022 21:48

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