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AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

https://twitter.com/gumby4christ/status/1566121127885299712

Excited to see where this will lead.

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i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

https://twitter.com/caliredandgreen/status/1566167876125409280

seems cool. other replies suggested the rumor of him stepping down was fueled by said conservative elements

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


don't blame me I voted for Cyber Pope

Ansar Santa
Jul 12, 2012

His holiness only needs to give the order and I will immediately begin high-tempo offensive operations against the crypto-protestant traitors and the johnny-come-lately larper "converts."

Dasha Nekrasova, your days are numbered.

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Avignon antipapacy:

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

yeah, i'm thinkin' montblanc

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:
the antipope will reside in boston

Deep Dish Fuckfest
Sep 6, 2006

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Toilet Rascal
they gotta go for some tiny sovereign country that they can actually take over. i'm thinking andorra or san marino

FreeRangeHexagon
Apr 17, 2022

Vatican civil war going to be the lamest civil war since Sealand

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Deep Dish Fuckfest posted:

they gotta go for some tiny sovereign country that they can actually take over. i'm thinking andorra or san marino
but they already control the US...

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Time to find out where the Swiss Guard’s loyalties truly lie

MLSM
Apr 3, 2021

by Azathoth
religionlol

GOAT with the jugs
Sep 2, 2022

by Azathoth

Deep Dish Fuckfest posted:

they gotta go for some tiny sovereign country that they can actually take over. i'm thinking andorra or san marino

district of columbia

FreeRangeHexagon
Apr 17, 2022

A bunch of weirdo French libertarians actually did briefly succeed in taking over a large chunk of Vanuatu in the 80s and it only ended because Vanuatu had to get Papua New Guinea to send their army in to chase them off.

FreeRangeHexagon
Apr 17, 2022

the guy who was the leader of it had even tried to do the same thing in The Bahamas a few years earlier

dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004

badass

Love Rat
Jan 15, 2008

I've made a psycho call to the woman I love, I've kicked a dog to death, and now I'm going to pepper spray an acquaintance. Something... I mean, what's happened to me?
I was wondering why all these dumb loving Catholic chuds were cosplaying as Knights Templar and poo poo. lol

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




the Pope starts purging the reactionaries at the same time the Pope's XI absolutely shitkicks Sevco 4-0 in the first Glasgow Derby of the year, things aren't bad

speng31b
May 8, 2010

we gonna get some dark Francis memes out of this or what

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

i stand ready

War and Pieces
Apr 24, 2022

DID NOT VOTE FOR FETTERMAN
Friendly reminder that Knights of Malta have (had?) an air force and navy

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


in the same way poles have submarines, sure

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

Cardinal Burke is going to be declared the new anti-pope by the US Supreme Court. His press tour to the US public will involve a guest appearance on Red Scare.

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

delivering Zangief power bombs to all enemies of god

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
technically there is no limit to the number of antipopes. there are also no qualifications aside from claiming to be the pope. conversely, someone who claims to be an antipope is not one. so obviously, i'm declaring that i have always been the pope.

Deep Dish Fuckfest
Sep 6, 2006

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Toilet Rascal
i've got no reason to doubt you but how's the "defender of the faith" decision interact with all of that stuff?

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin
new dan brown novel really hitting those old group hits

platzapS
Aug 4, 2007

Someone asked "do atheists go to hell" and francis said "who am i to judge??"

that wasn't just catholic doctrine on the sovereignty of God's judgment and the humility of men--he was saying atheists go to heaven, and in fact get the biggest mansions bc atheism is Good

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

behold - the anti-pope from a Dan Brown book
https://twitter.com/IPalmariana/status/1487175077904871425?s=20&t=N_HcGae3-pdi6-cXO6rOFw

quote:

In http://iglesiapalmariana.org you can already find the wonderful new apostolic letter written by His Holiness Pope Peter III entitled:
Why does the Palmarian Church require so much in the Dress Code?
https://cdn-prod.ocsficp.org/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/22-Carta-PP-Pedro-III-Espanol.pdf

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

https://twitter.com/nashedonia/status/1565354233142005761

dudes rock

dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004

bibbi btfo

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



Turns out that american antipope died last month

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Bawden

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

Gleichheit soll gedeihen
any actual catholics in this thread or just a bunch of larpers

a few DRUNK BONERS
Mar 25, 2016

I can't wait for the schism, it's like we're living in a history book

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Cuttlefush posted:

any actual catholics in this thread or just a bunch of larpers

I was baptized

CRAZY KNUCKLES FAN
Aug 12, 2022

by Fluffdaddy

Cuttlefush posted:

any actual catholics in this thread or just a bunch of larpers

I had my baptism and first communion, fell out of the faith in my teen years and never went through confirmation

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

Gleichheit soll gedeihen
well good luck staying out of hell you two

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

i got confirmed lol

PerniciousKnid
Sep 13, 2006

Cuttlefush posted:

any actual catholics in this thread or just a bunch of larpers

I haven't gone to mass in five years because of COVID.

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Cao Ni Ma
May 25, 2010



Theres a catholic church in rural puerto rico with records of my baptism, communion and confirmation. Years after I stopped going to church and joined the military they still made my first set of dog tags saying I was catholic, when I wrote in I didnt have a religious preference when signing up.

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