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so basically the pope is a jesuit who cares about poor people and that's bad because... ?
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Homocow posted:so basically the pope is a jesuit who cares about poor people and that's bad because... ? The marks aren't supposed to be in charge
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Sep 6, 2022 00:56
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Cao Ni Ma posted:Theres a catholic church in rural puerto rico with records of my baptism, communion and confirmation. Years after I stopped going to church and joined the military they still made my first set of dog tags saying I was catholic, when I wrote in I didnt have a religious preference when signing up. stolen valor
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Sep 6, 2022 00:57
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I think the catholic church needs to stay out of politics!!
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Sep 6, 2022 00:58
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Cao Ni Ma posted:Theres a catholic church in rural puerto rico with records of my baptism, communion and confirmation. Years after I stopped going to church and joined the military they still made my first set of dog tags saying I was catholic, when I wrote in I didnt have a religious preference when signing up. Catholicism is cultural, they made the right call
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Sep 6, 2022 00:59
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Homocow posted:so basically the pope is a jesuit who cares about poor people and that's bad because... ? Look, caring about some of the poor is fine. But when you start talking about loving gays and welcoming back people that get divorces into the church you are itching to get strangled
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Sep 6, 2022 01:01
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who would win? the pope or capitalism?quote:He maintains that the church should be more open and welcoming for members of the LGBT community. Francis is an outspoken critic of unbridled capitalism and free market economics, consumerism, and overdevelopment;[2] he advocates taking action on climate change,[3] a focus of his papacy with the promulgation of Laudato si'.
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Sep 6, 2022 01:07
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lobster shirt posted:i got confirmed lol
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Sep 6, 2022 01:14
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Homocow posted:so basically the pope is a jesuit who cares about poor people and that's bad because... ? speaking as someone who was educated by Jesuits for many years, and i mean this in the most literal sense, the Jesuits are the libs of the Catholic church they are the "lesser evil" within that institution technically i guess if you need to be pedantic, but it's still the loving catholic church so they absolutely are not "good"
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Sep 6, 2022 01:16
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Cao Ni Ma posted:Theres a catholic church in rural puerto rico with records of my baptism, communion and confirmation. Years after I stopped going to church and joined the military they still made my first set of dog tags saying I was catholic, when I wrote in I didnt have a religious preference when signing up. The best part of the predeployment rigamarole was changing my official religion to Norse and convincing a bored JAG to stipulate in my will that if I died in a combat zone and my corpse wasn't set ablaze in a boat I couldn't enter Valhalla.
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Sep 6, 2022 01:25
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Pablo Nergigante posted:I was baptized Same, but as a protestant.
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Sep 6, 2022 01:57
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This thread feels like a trap
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Sep 6, 2022 02:11
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it's not. which catholics will you side with
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Sep 6, 2022 02:14
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Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:The best part of the predeployment rigamarole was changing my official religion to Norse and convincing a bored JAG to stipulate in my will that if I died in a combat zone and my corpse wasn't set ablaze in a boat I couldn't enter Valhalla. epic poo poo goonsire 
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Sep 6, 2022 02:24
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get the pagan
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Sep 6, 2022 02:25
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the bruenigs will be the new pope
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Sep 6, 2022 02:26
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You're in gods army now
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Sep 6, 2022 02:54
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Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:The best part of the predeployment rigamarole was changing my official religion to Norse and convincing a bored JAG to stipulate in my will that if I died in a combat zone and my corpse wasn't set ablaze in a boat I couldn't enter Valhalla. You hosed up the joke by living, rear end in a top hat. Think of the hypothetical content we missed.
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Sep 6, 2022 02:54
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I too have regrets
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Cuttlefush posted:any actual catholics in this thread or just a bunch of larpers after 12 years of Catholic schooling (the last 4 at a Jesuit HS), my main connections to the church are "I support Glasgow Celtic", "I give up something for Lent as a personal-growth thing", and "fish fries own"
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Sep 6, 2022 03:26
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ok i'll print you up some soccer dog tags then
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Sep 6, 2022 03:35
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Cuttlefush posted:it's not. which catholics will you side with Neither, I hope they both lose.
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Sep 6, 2022 04:12
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really queer Christmas posted:Neither, I hope they both lose. I'd like to think this is a strong possibility
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Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:The best part of the predeployment rigamarole was changing my official religion to Norse and convincing a bored JAG to stipulate in my will that if I died in a combat zone and my corpse wasn't set ablaze in a boat I couldn't enter Valhalla.
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Sep 6, 2022 07:41
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Cuttlefush posted:it's not. which catholics will you side with let_them_fight.gif
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Sep 6, 2022 08:26
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I heard you don’t have to pick a side yet? You can die and hang out in limbo until the End Times and then Jesus will come through one last time and say “last call for the heaven train, all aboard, choo choo!”. Is this true? If so I may do this, it’s hard to be an early adopter.
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Sep 6, 2022 08:40
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really queer Christmas posted:Neither, I hope they both lose. And Constantinople shall rise from the ashes as the undisputed head of mother Church
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Sep 6, 2022 14:33
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War and Pieces posted:And Constantinople shall rise from the ashes as the undisputed head of mother Church that upstart town? not if Antioch has anything to say about it
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Sep 6, 2022 15:45
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I am a Catholic Social Justice Warrior trained by the followers of Saint Ignatius de Loyola. I will ride with Pope Francis through the tribulations of the devil to build heaven on earth atop the bodies of God's enemies. what happens if theres a church coup. do they convene by night and blow new smoke w/o warning
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Sep 6, 2022 15:55
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if anything happens to the pope its because he's having second thoughts about letting the vatican's gladio office fund the brabant killings 2 not because he thinks gays are okay
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Sep 6, 2022 15:58
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Pentecoastal Elites posted:if anything happens to the pope its because he's having second thoughts about letting the vatican's gladio office fund the brabant killings 2 not because he thinks gays are okay He's epic and based though, that is why the Catholic church continues to cover up their crimes and never pays any reparations.
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Sep 6, 2022 16:00
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 Pope Francis, I am ready to commit to spiritual battle against the corrupt forces within the believers of God's kingdom on Earth.
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Sep 6, 2022 16:04
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AnimeIsTrash posted:https://twitter.com/gumby4christ/status/1566121127885299712
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Sep 6, 2022 16:18
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im not well versed in this sort of thing but if we do end up with a holy war i have a question: hypothetically if i overcharged the poo poo out of a local freemason lodge for some dodgy electrical work am i going to get murdered by the catholics for helping the masons or will i get a pass because i ripped them off asking for a friend
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Sep 6, 2022 16:25
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blatman posted:im not well versed in this sort of thing but if we do end up with a holy war i have a question: hypothetically if i overcharged the poo poo out of a local freemason lodge for some dodgy electrical work am i going to get murdered by the catholics for helping the masons or will i get a pass because i ripped them off I think they cut off your hand, dip it in molten gold and give it back to you
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Sep 6, 2022 16:35
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I’m in the process of studying for the Third Order of Saint Dominic and had to do a fair bit of study to get permission from the bishop for a mass when I married a Protestant. Having said all that, that’s got to be atypical and the people who go for Christmas and Easter rather than the Opus Dei, Lay Dominicans or even Knights of Columbus are probably better representatives. Probably too are the March For Life people and the Crypto Snake Handlers in the charismatic prayer groups.
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Sep 6, 2022 16:56
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Rightwing culture warrior and head of the US conference of bishops Gomez has been snubbed and excluded from elevation to cardinal. https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2022-09-02/archbishop-jose-gomez-not-cardinal quote:Gomez spent most of the Mass on his bishop’s throne, offering some unmemorable words toward the end. Afterward, the faithful waited for a chance to see the holy relic, in a line that spanned the length of the cathedral.
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Sep 6, 2022 18:43
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just one antipope vs a jesuit pope AND a jesuit black pope? not a fair fight at all
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Sep 6, 2022 18:47
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Hey thanks for reminding me that Cardinal Burke survived ventilator covid, assholes
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unwantedplatypus posted:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJis2skju7g
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