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Sep 5, 2022 14:24
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Lucky Guy posted:whats the character limit on posts 50k
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Sep 5, 2022 14:29
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I really dislike the smell of curry  It's frustrating because I know I'm missing out, but the couple of times I have tried it the smell has killed my appetite so it's tasted meh. It's also embarrassing because 'ugh curry smell' is a staple complaint from racists everywhere. Everyone (else, including aforementioned racists) loves curry! Wtf is wrong with me?
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Sep 5, 2022 14:33
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All curry? That's quite a range of smells.
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Sep 5, 2022 14:39
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I've been on SA for literal decades.
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Sep 5, 2022 14:40
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I was probably a bit too old when I realised there wasn't a letter called elemenopee.
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Sep 5, 2022 14:43
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I can't click my fingers or whistle and I refuse to learnZoesdare posted:1: Façade is not pronounced “fack aide” I have a really bad case of Dad Joke Brain and ever since I saw the 'pronouncing things incorrectly' Vines I have a compulsion to pronounce things dumbly. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEWS45e5npA One of the ways I sometimes pronounce things dumbly is including the silent letters, like the 'l' in 'salmon'. Hey, I paid for all the letters so I'm going to get full use out of all of them. 
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Sep 5, 2022 14:45
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The w in sword is really fun you can get it so it takes people a few times to understand why it sounds different.
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Sep 5, 2022 14:49
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i can still taste him posted:I've been on SA for literal decades. what's your point
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Sep 5, 2022 14:56
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I've started whistling on my s's. I don't know when it started and I don't know how to stop.
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Sep 5, 2022 15:01
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Both sword and salmon are leftovers of grumpy old Englishmen with Opinions on spelling, though in different directions: Salmon has been "sammon" in English forever, but it has an L in Latin so that's clearly correct. And changing the spelling despite the pronunciation means you're learned and wise. Sword used to have that w - it's still got an audible V there in other languages. But changing the spelling because of the pronunciation is gauche and stupid, obviously. As for how I'm broken? I can't burp, so after a few beers I'm nauseous and bloated for hours. I'll sporadically let out a tiny *brp* if it catches me unaware while I'm moving, but never on command.
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Sep 5, 2022 15:04
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I misspelled a word on the internet and 12 years ago and people are still angry about it. 
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Sep 5, 2022 15:20
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Smugworth posted:what's your point I think it is a good indicator of being fundamentally broken.
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Sep 5, 2022 15:20
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Computer viking posted:Both sword and salmon are leftovers of grumpy old Englishmen with Opinions on spelling, though in different directions: Whoa psychic post. 
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Sep 5, 2022 15:21
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It’s all we hayve. 
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Sep 5, 2022 15:23
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It was actually spellcheckers fault. 
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Sep 5, 2022 15:28
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I’m of Mexican descent and I don’t like onions. Okay, so I’ve warmed up to them over the years and can eat them caramelized or dissolved in food; it’s raw I can’t stand  Which sucks because the majority of Mexican food has raw onions in it. Such is life.
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Sep 5, 2022 15:31
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I chop onions constantly to hide my tears of sorrow. It's gotten me fired twice
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Sep 5, 2022 15:40
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I dwell in beautiful darkness forever chop chop chop boohoohoo
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Sep 5, 2022 15:43
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Genitals too pretty
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Sep 5, 2022 15:50
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I seem to get vasovagal syncope pretty bad. I've nearly passed out from busting my knuckles and getting an ultrasound on my shoulder. Even blood pressure tests make me feel sketchy.
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Sep 5, 2022 15:53
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Icochet posted:I dwell in beautiful darkness forever No downers chum, you chop those onions in lonely silence.
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Sep 5, 2022 16:02
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spleen merchant posted:I seem to get vasovagal syncope pretty bad. I've nearly passed out from busting my knuckles and getting an ultrasound on my shoulder. Even blood pressure tests make me feel sketchy. What up vasovagal syncope pal! It loving sucks and I get it when using the bathroom sometimes, though it’ll kick in if I get up too fast. Love to wake up sweating on the floor for no reason. Good and normal body
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Sep 5, 2022 16:05
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Funky See Funky Do posted:I can't spell I have this with the word "occasion" as well. Must be something to do with the o-double-c thing.
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Sep 5, 2022 16:35
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I know nerds like to joke about sunlight, but I'm seriously bad at it (and bright lights in general). I burn more easily than my skin tone would suggest, I'm really sensitive to glare, and being out in bright sunlight makes me feel tired and leaves me feeling weird for the rest of the day. I'm like a dracula but not sexy.Edgar Allan Pwned posted:im always sweating unless its really cold. its why i love the cold. but just gallons a day of body sweat ^also this one. Summer is Not Great for me.
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Sep 5, 2022 16:36
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Edgar Allan Pwned posted:im always sweating unless its really cold. its why i love the cold. but just gallons a day of body sweat What up fellow sweater! Sometimes I'll be sat at my computer desk and just like "too hot, I am sweating, off goes the t-shirt" in 20*C weather. Sometimes I get woken up in the night by these horrendous cramps in one of my calf muscles and I have no idea what causes it. It's just a thing that happens. Even get a limp the following day if it's been particularly bad! I over-explain things because my dad is a crazy person and did things, or did things in a certain order, without obvious rationale when I was a kid so I am compelled to justify anything and everything I do to not seem like a crazy person myself, which annoys my partner.
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Sep 5, 2022 16:46
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Brutal Garcon posted:I know nerds like to joke about sunlight, but I'm seriously bad at it (and bright lights in general). I burn more easily than my skin tone would suggest, I'm really sensitive to glare, and being out in bright sunlight makes me feel tired and leaves me feeling weird for the rest of the day. I'm like a dracula but not sexy. I usually sneeze when I step out into the sun. My dad does too and so did my granddad. Must be 1/64th vampire or something. I am pretty sexy though so at least I got that going for me.
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Sep 5, 2022 16:56
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I hate getting my hair wet. The day I found out you don't have to wash your hair every day and it actually dries out your scalp i was so excited. Now I just take a body shower half the time.
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Sep 5, 2022 17:04
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Dixville posted:I hate getting my hair wet. The day I found out you don't have to wash your hair every day and it actually dries out your scalp i was so excited. Now I just take a body shower half the time. This is good to know since I'm covered in hair as well
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Sep 5, 2022 17:05
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goatface posted:All curry? That's quite a range of smells. I know! That's why I think it qualifies as 'broken' rather than 'doesn't like the smell of some spices'. It's like- the smell of hot!
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Sep 5, 2022 17:15
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Very special. Sell your nose to science.
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Sep 5, 2022 17:16
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I can’t not swap the words “dishwasher” and “washing machine”. I’ll say my clothes are in the dishwasher and the dishes are in the washing machine. I never go so far as actually putting my clothes in the dishwasher but for some reason when the word comes out of my mouth I will say the wrong appliance every time.
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Sep 5, 2022 17:16
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I've never been diagnosed, but I think I might be slightly OCD. I have a weird thing about numbers, where the volume on the TV or the stereo can't be an odd number unless it's 5. One, three, seven, and nine are not acceptable. It has to be even or a multiple of 5. It's not all the time, but it's pretty often, and I have gotten a bit better at tolerating the "bad numbers" over the years. I'm mostly deaf in my right ear. I rely on reading people's lips a lot when talking with them, so masks have been a problem the past couple of years. And I get so tired of asking "I'm sorry, what was that?" that I will just nod my head and go "uh-huh, yeah wow" a lot of the time. It rarely seems to make much difference in like 90% of conversations. As mentioned before by others itt, I think mispronouncing words is funny. I go a bit further with it though and will call things by the wrong names or use words inappropriately because it's amusing to me. My delivery is so dry though that people regularly take it as a sincere mistake. And even if they do get it it's never as funny to them as it is to me, so it's almost never worth doing. My girlfriend and I are both word nerds, but she's more prescriptive as opposed to my more descriptivist point of view, so it drives her a little bonkers.
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Sep 5, 2022 17:27
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I just noticed a bruise running down my tricep and onto the outside of my forearm. No idea where that came from.
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Sep 5, 2022 17:53
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looking at prominent adams apples fucks me all the way up
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Sep 5, 2022 18:06
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I stubbed my left pinkie toe so many times that it has low grade superpowers (can predict weather changes by aching)
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Sep 5, 2022 18:59
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There was stool in my blood today
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Sep 5, 2022 19:03
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Three or four legs?
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Sep 5, 2022 19:04
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i've always gotten this weird vertigo/anxiety riding on the interstate for more than 30 min to an hour and then ive been in 3 kinda scary car accidents that were entirely the other drivers' fault, though i was uninjured and then the better part of a decade driving around log trucks or pulling heavy equipment trailers in the inner city so now every thing about being in a car is just anxiety and stress for me
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Sep 5, 2022 19:06
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i... i have a hole between my buttocks
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Sep 5, 2022 19:49
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