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i have toes instead of fingers.
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I'm so good at sex I play in a whole other division from everybody else. Unfortunately i'm the only one in that division and they won't let me move back down again.
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Sep 5, 2022 20:00
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I sustain myself on a diet of mens blood
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Sep 5, 2022 20:07
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I'm pretty sure I have ulcerative colitis but when I went to the hospital because I was making GBS threads myself to death they didn't want to diagnose me with it because it would have been a pre existing condition. The non downer part is that I'm going to have insurance again soon and can get my butthole fixed.
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thomawesome posted:I'm pretty sure I have ulcerative colitis but when I went to the hospital because I was making GBS threads myself to death they didn't want to diagnose me with it because it would have been a pre existing condition. UC is no joke, fingers crossed!!!
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ChubbyChecker posted:i... same but mine is what people like about me
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teen witch posted:I sustain myself on a diet of mens blood Same but menstrual blood
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Sep 5, 2022 22:09
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Mooey Cow posted:Same but menstrual blood I should start a really hosed up blood bank.
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teen witch posted:I should start a really hosed up blood bank. I'll rob your bank then
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I have huge man tits, but luckily I also keep a praying mantis as a pet, so when someone screams “Ha, nice man tits!” I can convince myself they’re shrieking “Ha, nice mantis!” and I can find the strength to face another day.
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Sep 5, 2022 22:27
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I loving hate everything about cars and driving, spending unhealthy amounts of time (typically while driving) stewing over how much of an epic clusterfuck car culture created, and despair that I was born too late to avoid cars altogether but too early for car dominance to implode. This is maybe not the best attitude while living in the US.
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Sep 5, 2022 22:28
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No matter how hard I try, my poops simply do not smell like poop. It just comes out as lavender I'm also a super taster as well, which is probably obvious to those in the know
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* I am pretty much at a solid level of contented happiness like 95% of my life * Perhaps related these days, the other way in which I am most broken is that I have been sexually attracted to like ten women at most in my life, and now that all of them are married or otherwise unavailable I honestly feel like I am retired from the concept of relationships as there is nothing for me to do. But HANG OUT AND HAVE A NICE TIME BY MYSELF
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Sep 6, 2022 02:38
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If I see a thread is already past page 1 I usually don't think it is worth posting in any more.
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Sep 6, 2022 02:42
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I am extremely careful with my covid precautions. Fully vaxxed, hand steriliser, Mask up in public. Yet somehow I still caught influenza.
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I can't type the numbers one and three to form that one number. I'm not superstitous otherwise and I think I just formed a habit out of not using it. 12,9 is fine, I can do 12,99 which is what i usually type if a job requires me to input a value for an elevation of "thirth"-"een" centimeters. I'd rather not try "1"...- "3,01" for example but 13,5 I can do. I don't remember when exactly it started, but judging by work I'm posititive it's been 15+ years. e: no actually im not comfortable with ", 5" either. 12,99 is accurate enough. Horrorosaurus fucked around with this message at 09:18 on Sep 6, 2022 |
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Sep 6, 2022 09:15
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i like corn on the cob. i dont like corn off the cob
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Sep 6, 2022 09:18
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Dr. Quarex posted:* I am pretty much at a solid level of contented happiness like 95% of my life That sounds familiar. Things are basically fine with some interruptions, and I don't really get the gloomy "what do you mean, days that are not constant suffering?" people. Not the worst problem to have, mind you.
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Some of my nerves dont seem to be wired up correctly. I had a problem inside a molar but I felt the pain of the infection in a front tooth. That tooth started feeling normal after the molar was fixed. Pain in my gut somehow makes my toes ache. And sometimes my head itches and when I scratch it I feel a sting in my left flank. 
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lost my butthole in a wizard duel
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Sep 6, 2022 12:50
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Gained an extra butthole in a wizard duel
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Gained an extra butthole in a wizard duel gg
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my poo poo smells really bad
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I'm broken because my parents didn't care for me enough. They were always working and I suffered as a result. Look at me now.
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I dunno BIG AND PROUD, you're lookin just fine to me 
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Funky See Funky Do posted:I can't spell I also have this exact problem.
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Sep 6, 2022 15:28
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Computer viking posted:That sounds familiar. Things are basically fine with some interruptions, and I don't really get the gloomy "what do you mean, days that are not constant suffering?" people. Not the worst problem to have, mind you. It makes people who do not know me well think I am a toxic positivity person, but I am fully aware of how awful so many things are, I just cannot be upset about them for long unless I actively try to maintain it. Also, coincidence? I would also refer to myself as a computer viking
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Sep 6, 2022 16:07
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To borrow a phrase, "My eyes are booty cheeks." One's near-sighted, one's far-sighted, both have astigmatism. Right eye is also lazy, but only to the extent that I can make it do weird poo poo when looking in a mirror. My optometrist told me to contact her when I begin to see a grey mass in the center of my vision and we'll talk about a corneal transplant. Which would put me on anti-rejection drugs for the rest of my life, because they're still donor corneas. My job is being an artist, lol.
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Sep 6, 2022 16:21
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Just pluck the worse one out and be done with it.
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goatface posted:Just pluck the worse one out and be done with it. Only do this if the eye offends you personally or makes derogatory comments about other races.
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Sep 6, 2022 16:37
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I don't have an Angel and a Devil on opposing shoulders. I have Hawk and Animal from The Road Warriors. 
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goatface posted:Just pluck the worse one out and be done with it. About there. Then at least I could do cool fake eyes.
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Das Boo posted:To borrow a phrase, "My eyes are booty cheeks." One's near-sighted, one's far-sighted, both have astigmatism. Right eye is also lazy, but only to the extent that I can make it do weird poo poo when looking in a mirror. My optometrist told me to contact her when I begin to see a grey mass in the center of my vision and we'll talk about a corneal transplant. Which would put me on anti-rejection drugs for the rest of my life, because they're still donor corneas. Get 2 fake eyes that look normal
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I want one that's a geode and one that's a mouth with teeth.
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Das Boo posted:I want one that's a geode and one that's a mouth with teeth. If I lost an eye I'd get something clear maybe with a slight magnification so people could just see straight into the empty socket.
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maybe put a little hatch on it so it didnt scare people
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When I get to be grandma age, I'd definitely want something to scare people. "No one rob that grandma, that's the weird grandma."
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Dr. Quarex posted:Yes obviously it is not in and of itself a problem for me, but it has been interesting discovering how little I can relate to the zeitgeist downer (no downers) mindset as a result. Yeah, exactly - the entire "lol depression and nihilism" imgur commenter mindset is kind of logically understandable, but the part where they talk about it as some kind of universal experience bounces off me. I imagine some of the reason is that the majority of the Internet culture we run into is based in the US, and things are outright worse over there? Sure, some of the big problems are global, and things could be better here, too - but living in Scandinavia is probably less likely to bring out the latent doomer in people.
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Das Boo posted:When I get to be grandma age, I'd definitely want something to scare people. "No one rob that grandma, that's the weird grandma." Might be a bit  for a pichttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raymond_Robinson_(Green_Man)
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