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Fat Dan posted:Might be a bit Imagine going out of your way to be cruel to a disfigured blind man. Hell should exist just for people like that.
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Das Boo posted:Imagine going out of your way to be cruel to a disfigured blind man. Imagine going for a walk with no eyes. I have an eye issue and cant see sometimes, but gently caress going for a walk
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I've been told that I hold a pen oddly, and the fact that my right ring finger is scarred leads me to believe that might be true.Das Boo posted:To borrow a phrase, "My eyes are booty cheeks." One's near-sighted, one's far-sighted, both have astigmatism. Right eye is also lazy, but only to the extent that I can make it do weird poo poo when looking in a mirror. My optometrist told me to contact her when I begin to see a grey mass in the center of my vision and we'll talk about a corneal transplant. Which would put me on anti-rejection drugs for the rest of my life, because they're still donor corneas. Uh, are you Adam Conover? 
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Sep 6, 2022 18:35
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YeahTubaMike posted:
 No, but why has this happen twice?!
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Das Boo posted:
Well, Adam Conover is the only person I've ever heard of who has one nearsighted eye & one farsighted eye. If you said you had one blue eye & one dark brown eye, I wouldn't necessarily think you were Max Scherzer, but like...I'd have to ask. 
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YeahTubaMike posted:I've been told that I hold a pen oddly, and the fact that my right ring finger is scarred leads me to believe that might be true. It might actually be true, but find out to be sure.
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Fat Dan posted:It might actually be true, but find out to be sure. This is funny as hell.
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I hold a pen wrong, to the eternal shame of my mother who spent her working life teaching small children how to hold a pen.
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goatface posted:I hold a pen wrong, to the eternal shame of my mother who spent her working life teaching small children how to hold a pen. Did you use those triangle things on the pen
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YeahTubaMike posted:Well, Adam Conover is the only person I've ever heard of who has one nearsighted eye & one farsighted eye. It's a dumb as hell prescription. Last I checked, I couldn't even get Lasik because "no doctor's going to touch you with a 10 foot pole. You have no good eye to fall back on." It's unfortunate to hear someone else has booty cheek eyeballs.
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Das Boo posted:It's unfortunate to hear someone else has booty cheek eyeballs. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFibPY0J3I0
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YeahTubaMike posted:Well, Adam Conover is the only person I've ever heard of who has one nearsighted eye & one farsighted eye. I have that, I just get contacts with different prescriptions
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Mindblast posted:Some of my nerves dont seem to be wired up correctly. I have this I get some eye strain that took me forever to figure out what just I need to close my eyes and rest them and filter blue light to prevent. It feels like I have a tooth being ripping out of my head but it's floating like 6 inches outside my skull. It's a phantom I can pass my hand *through* the pain and it goes away for a second then returns. It also goes away if I close my eyes for a bit. Bodies can be way stranger than what you got.
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Zybourne Clock posted:My immune system literally hates my guts and attacks it for no good reason. The medication I use to make it stop doing that appears to have become less effective over time. My doctor has prescribed me some new medicine that seems to work, but it's not a permanent replacement and can't be used for longer than three months. Apparently I tempted fate by posting this. My doctor called me on tuesday to say the values of my latest bloodworks were off the chart, and told me to go to the hospital. A few short tests later and it turns out I have an abscess in a place that is difficult to drain. I'm currently hooked up to an IV line with antibiotics while awaiting surgery.
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I knew someone who had one nearsighted eye and one farsighted eye. Dude was training to be a pilot and seemingly passed an aviation medical.
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DamnitGannet posted:five minutes after waking up, every morning, i have a terrible need to take a poo poo. i hate getting woken up early because it means i will have no choice but sit on the toilet and take a huge poo poo. Ugh I get that too when my wife fucks my rear end with a big silver strapon. Literally have to roll on to my stomach and slide off the bed onto my feet and duck waddle to the toilet like a little bitch. 
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Does anyone else do that thing where they wake up and for 20/30 seconds just have no idea where they are? Also three times now I have woken up thinking it’s still late at night and got carefully out of bed only to bump onto something and discover it’s morning and my eyes were still closed,
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Extra row of tits posted:Does anyone else do that thing where they wake up and for 20/30 seconds just have no idea where they are? I remember when I was a kid I would sometimes wake up totally disoriented in the middle of the night, I saw the red digits on my dad's alarm clock and just couldn't understand where in the bed I was. These days I sometimes wake up and think I've been sleeping in my room at my parent's place and wonder why things look weird for a second. Well, sometimes, it's happened like only a few times over the course of a decade or so.
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I suspect that I have Klinefelter's syndrome, but I cannot find a place to test for it in the goddamn place where I live. My PCP says the test for it is expensive, so he won't order it even though I told him I'd pay for it out of pocket if needed.
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Mooey Cow posted:I remember when I was a kid I would sometimes wake up totally disoriented in the middle of the night, I saw the red digits on my dad's alarm clock and just couldn't understand where in the bed I was. These days I sometimes wake up and think I've been sleeping in my room at my parent's place and wonder why things look weird for a second. Well, sometimes, it's happened like only a few times over the course of a decade or so. I’m used to it now and just wait it out, it’s very disconcerting if It happens when I’ve slept somewhere unfamiliar. I really feel connected to Homer Simpson when he said “Ah, the glorious 30 seconds before I remember why I’m sleeping on the couch”
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I would show my friend the horny stuff from the deviant art thread (all of it) and now i feel weirdly empty. am i just gonna have to find my own deviant art porn??
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Edgar Allan Pwned posted:I would show my friend the horny stuff from the deviant art thread (all of it) and now i feel weirdly empty. am i just gonna have to find my own deviant art porn?? True gooning
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I have a lot of trouble concentrating, but I neither qualify for an ADD or ADHD diagnostic, nor the meds usually taken by people with those diagnostic works for me. In fact ritalin and amphetamins don't really do anything, the latter at most makes me feel not hungry and that's the full extent of it. I usually have to go over multiple tasks a time because I lose concentration fast on them, so if I have 4 things to do I can rotate them on each day and that makes resetting my attention to any of them a lot easier.
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Elentor posted:I have a lot of trouble concentrating, but I neither qualify for an ADD or ADHD diagnostic, nor the meds usually taken by people with those diagnostic works for me. In fact ritalin and amphetamins don't really do anything, the latter at most makes me feel not hungry and that's the full extent of it. at least you're good at excel i suck at concentrating AND excel
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I only play games as an excuse to do math. I have no interest in AAA games for the most part or story-driven games with a few exceptions like life is strange or portal every once in a blue moon. I'm not even talking about excel spreadsheets, I'll full on write my own programs to simulate poo poo and what not. But also, yes, excel. I loving love excel. I don't think I can fully convey how much I love excel. I like it so much someone else beat my own post to it.
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Elentor posted:I only play games as an excuse to do math. I have no interest in AAA games for the most part or story-driven games with a few exceptions like life is strange or portal every once in a blue moon. I'm not even talking about excel spreadsheets, I'll full on write my own programs to simulate poo poo and what not. But also, yes, excel. I loving love excel. I don't think I can fully convey how much I love excel. I like it so much someone else beat my own post to it. what are your favorite math games?
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goatface posted:Have you considered entering the excel world championships? I would suck at it because I use Office 2010 and there's been a shitload of commands since then that I haven't learned yet. I think I have a good grasp of it but I feel like a championship would require a lot of technical knowledge that I don't have, I just like spreadsheets.
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I have a sneaking suspicion you'd like TIS-100 https://store.steampowered.com/app/370360/TIS100/
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a few DRUNK BONERS posted:what are your favorite math games? I think path of exile because it's not trivial to solve but I usually like to solve competitive games with math For example when I played PUBG I wrote a lot of spreadsheets and solvers for it to find optimal routes with least amount of risk. During that we fell into a problem which was defining the safest places to stay at any given point while not running at risk of ever taking damage to the blue ring, which I mathed out to find out that it was 1/(32/9π)r or 89% of the way close towards the border.  I mathed the game all the way until having the highest rank in the ladder despite having the lowest KDA among the top 100 players. I have endless examples of poo poo like this, I enjoy taking games seen as continuous and turning them into discrete pieces of data that I can math out. Elentor fucked around with this message at 22:39 on Sep 8, 2022 |
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When you think about, excel is the opposite of incel
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I can't imagine another human being making me anywhere near as happy as drugs do.
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unknown butthole posted:I can't imagine another human being making me anywhere near as happy as I can get a solid week or two in before I start thinking I should really get around to finishing Elex II
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X JAKK posted:I base my entire life on Tom Green movies. Honestly not a terrible idea
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Mooey Cow posted:When you think about, excel is the opposite of incel post of the year
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Mooey Cow posted:When you think about, excel is the opposite of incel 
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Mooey Cow posted:When you think about, excel is the opposite of incel drat right it is
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