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porfiria
Dec 10, 2008

by Modern Video Games
I believe someone will.

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Bargearse
Nov 27, 2006

🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.
No, I won't watch the show for you.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
No one on that show is good looking enough for a dragon to have sex with. Maybe someone could get coffee with a dragon or help it paint its new apartment but sex? No way. Dragons have standards.

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Lesbian chased by dragon on hoverboard

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
Yes, a Latina

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




i think the eggs are fertilized after they’re laid

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

In the setting of the Dragon Show, dragons are viviparous. Only humans lay eggs.

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

probably goku

maybe vegeta too once he finds out

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Imagine Dragon deez eggs across OP’s face

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


hang on let me check my 2022 dragon sex calander

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 21 hours!
OP, why do you want to gently caress a dragon?

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
I will do it.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

condolences on inadvertently posting the new deviantart thread, op

Ratios and Tendency
Apr 23, 2010

:swoon: MURALI :swoon:


Bad Purchase posted:

i think the eggs are fertilized after they’re laid

It still counts!!

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
I hope so, op.

Dial A For Awesome
May 23, 2009
In the last episode someone carried a printer back to the dragon’s lair, so I think he’s in with a chance.

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
Regular naked ladies just aren't envelope pushers anymore. New GOT should go full multi-million dollar, studio produced DeviantArt.

Now, that's never been done before!

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Das Boo posted:

Regular naked ladies just aren't envelope pushers anymore. New GOT should go full multi-million dollar, studio produced DeviantArt.

Now, that's never been done before!

Three posters from the Something Awful forums would successfully campaign to have production shut down.

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug

Dial A For Awesome posted:

In the last episode someone carried a printer back to the dragon’s lair, so I think he’s in with a chance.

There were dragon panties on the dragon's bed. Wtf!

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

condolences on inadvertently posting the new deviantart thread, op

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Do male lizards have testicles? If so, why aren’t we seeing swinging airborne balls every time the dragons appear on screen.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Vegetable posted:

Do male lizards have testicles? If so, why aren’t we seeing swinging airborne balls every time the dragons appear on screen.

Mammals keep their testicles in a bag because mammal body temperature is too warm for sperm. Reptiles are cold blooded.

Birds evolved from reptiles (dinosaurs) so they have the same configuration. Also, aerodynamics or something.

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

Blue Footed Booby posted:

Mammals keep their testicles in a bag because mammal body temperature is too warm for sperm. Reptiles are cold blooded.

Birds evolved from reptiles (dinosaurs) so they have the same configuration. Also, aerodynamics or something.

mammals are a dumb as hell design in this regard (and some others)

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Dragons are warm blooded like dinosaurs obviously they would have external balls.

Wilkins Micawber
Jan 27, 2005

as we leave this existence
looking for another
Fallen Rib
From the season preview for the new dragon show:

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug

Vegetable posted:

Do male lizards have testicles? If so, why aren’t we seeing swinging airborne balls every time the dragons appear on screen.

Yes they have big balls but Hollywood is too scared to show the truth!

Poil
Mar 17, 2007

Wilkins Micawber posted:

From the season preview for the new dragon show:
Rescuing a beautiful dragon from a horrible princess I see.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Dragons probably breed by like breathing fire over eggs they poop out.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

William Henry Hairytaint wishes he could according to my anonymous sources

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

yes, with a... Bad Dragon

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress
Ultra Carp

flubber nuts posted:

hang on let me check my 2022 dragon sex calander



drat I think they just covered this in QCS

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
They're gonna chicken out and make it so the dragon transforms into its human form first

Wilkins Micawber
Jan 27, 2005

as we leave this existence
looking for another
Fallen Rib

Colonel Cancer posted:

Dragons probably breed by like breathing fire over eggs they poop out.

Close, it's cum and piss and poo poo they breathe. Not fire. Otherwise this is scientifically true. :science:

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
This is the best possible thing that could happen on the show

Often Abbreviated
Dec 19, 2017

1st Severia Tank Brigade
"Ghosts of Honcharivske"
that show is really starting to drag on

sporkstand
Jun 15, 2021
imagine the dragon is giving you a beej and then the flames start shooting out and it burns ur dick

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?

sporkstand posted:

imagine the dragon is giving you a beej and then the flames start shooting out and it burns ur dick

when the flames come out but she still suckin

Dial A For Awesome
May 23, 2009
The question that’s been overlooked: will anyone have sex with a throne on the new thrones show?

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Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Bad Purchase posted:

i think the eggs are fertilized after they’re laid

I doubt it, dragons aren't like fish or amphibians, the eggs would need to have some sort of impermeable shell to prevent them from drying out.

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