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Bellmaker
Oct 18, 2008

Chapter DOOF



fsif posted:

Man I don't know if I've ever jonesed so hard for the start of football.

It’s not just you, I need some circuses to go with my bread

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Bellmaker
Oct 18, 2008

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Professor Funk posted:

Mods please change the thread title to #VagusNerve

Seconding this



I understand them trying to get used to Miami weather but uhhhhh

Bellmaker
Oct 18, 2008

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Docjowles posted:

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/34537928/bill-belichick-says-new-england-patriots-left-early-south-florida-get-acclimated-conditions

This does appear to be why they're down there, but uh yeah I am not sure why they basically set up shop in someone's back yard. Maybe Kraft has a buddy on the board of trustees

Well also Rammstein is playing in Foxboro tomorrow night so maybe they wanted to get away? :laffo:

Bellmaker
Oct 18, 2008

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Not really mad about the game result, it went about as I expected, I just want to know why the hell Kendrick Bourne the new Malcom Butler.

Even without Watt this Steelers D is gonna feast next weekend.

Bellmaker
Oct 18, 2008

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th3t00t posted:

You guys are harsh on Bill. He squeezed 10 wins out of last years trash roster (which he assembled lol).

I feel like you guys should have gone full tear down after Brady left instead of trying to compete. Could have cleared out all the bad contracts, drafted a few studs and be on the upswing by now. Instead you went 7-9 and 10-7 and have nothing for the future and still need to tear it down.

I wonder if Bill quits or gets fired and goes to another team and wins them a super bowl? What team is loaded with talent but just can't seem to put it together? GB, Dallas, Ari, Cleveland round 2 electric boogaloo?

Bill sucks rear end as a GM. I also don’t think the Pats have aced a draft since like 2012.

Also I think he’s an average QB but trading Garoppolo without a backup successor was inexcusable.

Bellmaker
Oct 18, 2008

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fsif posted:

Week Two and the owner is already (correctly) undermining the offensive coordinator.

https://twitter.com/GreshKeefe/status/1569735376482275329?s=20&t=udEf9d21fMfNjlMlF0YrFQ

fire Patricia into the drat sun

Bellmaker
Oct 18, 2008

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Im rooting for a 52-52 Buffalo/Miami tie myself :getin:

Bellmaker
Oct 18, 2008

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Already deleted whatever it was

Bellmaker
Oct 18, 2008

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Did Tua get hurt on that sneak? :stare:

Bellmaker
Oct 18, 2008

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well piss :smith:

Bellmaker
Oct 18, 2008

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tarbrush posted:

What actually happened to him? Last I saw he got picked and I thought that was that?

Defender rolled up on his leg

Bellmaker
Oct 18, 2008

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Kudos to the Dolphins for their successful “let Buffalo hit their kill limit and shut down” defense

Bellmaker fucked around with this message at 21:43 on Sep 25, 2022

Bellmaker
Oct 18, 2008

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Just had to put their franchise QB with brain damage back in to get it done!

Bellmaker
Oct 18, 2008

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torgeaux posted:

Back damage. We're being told it was "back damage."

https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1574101766681116673

yeah sure :barf:

Bellmaker
Oct 18, 2008

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Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Brian Hoyer’s actual name is Axel.

Did anyone know this?

I only found out from McCorkle’s press conference yesterday :laffo:

Bellmaker
Oct 18, 2008

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Sunday Morning posted:

Dolphins by a billion

Not a chance, Bengals by 20 with their “rule of cool” uniforms 😎

Dolphins will have 8 sacks though.

Bellmaker
Oct 18, 2008

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https://twitter.com/MikeGiardi/status/1575504099134652416?t=N2m-8gZc9PXkpwHYWC53kQ&s=07

There’s gamesmanship and then there’s whatever this poo poo is

Bellmaker
Oct 18, 2008

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Professor Funk posted:

The Jets are outscoring opponents like 58-20 in the 4th quarter. Is that the Clutch Gene???

Pretty sure that’s the “playing the AFC North” gene

Bellmaker
Oct 18, 2008

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Ehud posted:

I’m pretty sure you can’t just fly through all 5 phases of the protocol as quickly as you want.

The whole point of it is you introduce supervised activity, get examined by the doctor for symptoms, introduce more activity, get examined by the doctor again, etc.

We’ve seen a bajillion folks with a concussion clear it in less than a week, Tee Higgins did it week 1 for instance

It is a bit odd

Bellmaker
Oct 18, 2008

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Kalli posted:

When was the last time they both had a winning record in a matchup? Because uh, they're each playing Broncos and Bears before they play

Probably the Jets win in the playoffs in 2010?? it's been a while

Bellmaker
Oct 18, 2008

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Sources: Mac Jones, his mom

Bellmaker
Oct 18, 2008

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Incredible if he single-handedly cost them this game

Bellmaker
Oct 18, 2008

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if it's any consolation the Dolphins offense will look great next week against the Lions :laffo:

Bellmaker
Oct 18, 2008

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Diva Cupcake posted:

Honestly kinda surprised considering they beat us by an average of 30 last year. Not the same defense at all, but it's still Bill and he'll be dialing up bombs up 40 again if allowed.

https://twitter.com/ZackBlatt/status/1584528205603491840

E: Also what the gently caress happened here?
https://twitter.com/Michael_Nania/status/1584538853884407809

Yeah this matchup looked like a 17-14 kind of slugfest but with Breece hurt/done I'm not sure it's going to be close. He was the entire offense.

Bellmaker
Oct 18, 2008

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Diva Cupcake posted:

Zappe is starting right? What else is this word fuckery?

https://twitter.com/DakRandallNESN/status/1584646852669947904

Mac playing Madden tonight

Bellmaker
Oct 18, 2008

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syzpid posted:

Even with the injuries to the Jets, I can't believe the Pats are favored over them at Metlife.

I mean Justin Fields looked better last night than Zach Wilson has any game this season.

Somehow??? Football is weird

Bellmaker
Oct 18, 2008

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Diva Cupcake posted:

Can we trade Elijah Moore for a stud tackle? I'm almost out.

https://twitter.com/KyleTeichert/status/1584917211843645440

It is impressive how he became a diva before the, y’know, the being good part

Bellmaker
Oct 18, 2008

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Ehud posted:

mac jones deserves a better fan base

Mac Jones is gonna ejected in the second quarter Sunday for punching Sauce in the junk while sliding

Bellmaker
Oct 18, 2008

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Maybe Mac's getting cold feet about playing Sunday :v:

Bellmaker
Oct 18, 2008

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Shimrra Jamaane posted:

How well has Hunt even if we’re gonna leave aside the woman beating incident.

Him and Chubb have been a powerful 1A/1B combo . He still sucks as a person but it’s not like the Browns care

Bellmaker fucked around with this message at 16:23 on Oct 29, 2022

Bellmaker
Oct 18, 2008

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Professor Funk posted:

Wonder if they’re going to do some designed runs with Streveler.

I mean the only other option is Wilson/Flacco can’t go for some reason

E: comedy option is Wilson got mono from someone’s mom

Bellmaker fucked around with this message at 22:42 on Oct 29, 2022

Bellmaker
Oct 18, 2008

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Flacco was at least capable of hitting an open Garrett Wilson, Zach... just does not look that way.

Bellmaker
Oct 18, 2008

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Taylor ruled out, gonna be the mess of a game we thought Jets-Pats was gonna be

Bellmaker
Oct 18, 2008

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A win today by everyone but Buffalo would be sweet

Just put all 8 East teams into the Divisional Playoff :laffo:

Bellmaker
Oct 18, 2008

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oh that would change things :stare:

devastating if true

Bellmaker
Oct 18, 2008

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tarbrush posted:

Ugh, Allen getting Tua'd would suck

I’d be more worried about Pennington’s than Tua’d

Bellmaker
Oct 18, 2008

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TheBizzness posted:

Yesterday was probably the best game Tua has played this season (tough to pick one :smug: ) and Waddle and Reek had their worst games that they've played with him.

I think they are a huge part of his success obviously but Tua is also just playing really well right now.

to be fair the Browns got absolutely killdozed by Mostert and Wilson, he didn't need to throw to Tyreek and Waddle as much :killdozer:

And the one he did were :perfecto:

Bellmaker
Oct 18, 2008

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Lance of Llanwyln posted:

LOL we're going to lose to the Browns, aren't we?

I mean they lost to Jacksonville last year, nothing is beneath them

Bellmaker
Oct 18, 2008

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Make them forfeit :unsmigghh:

It’s not like they can move them to Tuesday they play on Thanksgiving!

Plenty of excuses when they lose to the Browns now, there’s no excuse not to have been ready for this, there was plenty of notice!

Bellmaker fucked around with this message at 15:16 on Nov 19, 2022

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Bellmaker
Oct 18, 2008

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t a s t e posted:

they're going to blow out the browns and get a week of praise for "overcoming adversity"

Nah they're gonna lose 20-17 and there will be three straight days of national media going "What's wrong with the Bills??!"

The Bills then proceed to boatrace the Lions 49-10 because they're real bad.

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