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Blowjob Overtime
Apr 6, 2008

Steeeeriiiiiiiiike twooooooo!

New Eliminator goal: end the season above .500

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Mayveena
Dec 27, 2006

People keep vandalizing my ID photo; I've lodged a complaint with HR
Back on top on the Funbucks leaderboard. Barely ahead! Had I realized Brady was playing in London I wouldn't have bet on that game but oh well.

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe

Blowjob Overtime posted:

New Eliminator goal: end the season above .500

it's been a tough year

WaffleZombie
May 10, 2003

"Identity Crisis" Murderer Wild Guess #333:Prince "Lady Killer Charming "Well, I AM the Adversa"



Wait, Nathan Peterman, THE Nathan Peterman is starting for the bears. Sure I'll put $500 on that spread. gently caress it, I'm putting everything left on the moneyline.

Aggro
Apr 24, 2003

STRONG as an OX and TWICE as SMART

WaffleZombie posted:

Wait, Nathan Peterman, THE Nathan Peterman is starting for the bears. Sure I'll put $500 on that spread. gently caress it, I'm putting everything left on the moneyline.

I’m sure a lot of people had the same thought and may lose a bunch of money. loving Adam Schefter’s garbage reporting.

Mayveena
Dec 27, 2006

People keep vandalizing my ID photo; I've lodged a complaint with HR
C’mon Eagles, that’s just stupid

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
every time I am upset with myself for not adding to or updating Eliminator, I at least get to see that ESPN with its billions still hasn't updated the playoff machine since 2010

https://web.archive.org/web/20101204092245/http://espn.go.com/nfl/playoffs/machine

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer
Bucs really killing me on this 9 game parlay where they were the final leg.

Edit: Oh umm, guess not.

wilderthanmild fucked around with this message at 05:12 on Dec 6, 2022

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe

wilderthanmild posted:

Bucs really killing me on this 9 game parlay where they were the final leg.

Edit: Oh umm, guess not.

touchdown tom does it again

Mayveena
Dec 27, 2006

People keep vandalizing my ID photo; I've lodged a complaint with HR

Qwijib0 posted:

touchdown tom does it again

Not good enough!!! They didn't cover, those morons.

Taerkar
Dec 7, 2002

kind of into it, really

I counted out Touchdown Tom and am now in the black for this season!

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007



finally hit on one of these silly parlays!

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

lol

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

as a former high roller from doing parlays, down in the dirt this season, i acknowledge your achievement

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

I blew it in all forms of eliminator early in the season so this is the only thing left. Im running an even steeper $5k parlay this week!

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe

Leperflesh posted:

I blew it in all forms of eliminator early in the season so this is the only thing left. Im running an even steeper $5k parlay this week!

may the odds be ever in your favor

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

the op has cursed you to win 2 dollars per bet for the rest of your life

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Cavauro posted:

the op has cursed you to win 2 dollars per bet for the rest of your life

I swear I watched some movie where this was a plot point ("you stole my one big win!") and they were Eagles fans. Can't remember the name of the movie for the life of me.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

let's buy a graded mint condition copy of that movie on vhs for $17,500.

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

join me

ulmont
Sep 15, 2010

IF I EVER MISS VOTING IN AN ELECTION (EVEN AMERICAN IDOL) ,OR HAVE UNPAID PARKING TICKETS, PLEASE TAKE AWAY MY FRANCHISE

I tried.

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

you succeeded! You joined me in losing

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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So, what happens to people who picked Bills/Bengals?

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
Don't know yet, backing out all the bets is a bit of a.... mess, and I hadn't really thought much about it yet. The game is still technically "suspended"-- if and when the NFL makes a decision on what's happening I will make eliminator do the needful.

edit looks like week 18 is happening as scheduled, and this game just might... not, so I will see about backing out the bets and getting week 18 ready to go.

sorry in advance for all the funbuck issues sure to crop up.

Qwijib0 fucked around with this message at 23:36 on Jan 3, 2023

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Qwijib0 posted:

Don't know yet, backing out all the bets is a bit of a.... mess, and I hadn't really thought much about it yet. The game is still technically "suspended"-- if and when the NFL makes a decision on what's happening I will make eliminator do the needful.

edit looks like week 18 is happening as scheduled, and this game just might... not, so I will see about backing out the bets and getting week 18 ready to go.

sorry in advance for all the funbuck issues sure to crop up.

When they cancel the game which I believe they will just count it as a push? I guess this screws up parleys which is what everyone betting funbucks is doing, but I'd imagine that's what happens in real life, bets just get cancelled involving that game?

(I do not gamble or play funbucks so don't trust me on this)

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer
I think push in Parlay's usually still pays, but takes the bonus from that particular leg out of the payout?

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
I have disappeared the game, if you made a bet it should be as if you didn't, picks didn't happen etc.

I don't know what will happen to parlays that were open when that leg got pulled, if it's weird LMK and I can make you whole.

SpitztheGreat
Jul 20, 2005

Qwijib0 posted:

it's been a tough year

That's putting it mildly

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
Congrats to grittybeard who chose correctly 180 times in pickem, 3 more times than anyone else.

Playoffs should be up later today

Blowjob Overtime
Apr 6, 2008

Steeeeriiiiiiiiike twooooooo!

Congrats to bogota for clawing their way to the top of spread pick-em. A shameful final week collapse on my part.

ulmont
Sep 15, 2010

IF I EVER MISS VOTING IN AN ELECTION (EVEN AMERICAN IDOL) ,OR HAVE UNPAID PARKING TICKETS, PLEASE TAKE AWAY MY FRANCHISE

Qwijib0 posted:

Congrats to grittybeard who chose correctly 180 times in pickem, 3 more times than anyone else.

I'm not sure which of bogota and Blowjob Overtime makes spread picks earlier in the day but I'm seriously considering taking their picks to the casino next year.

Blowjob Overtime
Apr 6, 2008

Steeeeriiiiiiiiike twooooooo!

ulmont posted:

I'm not sure which of bogota and Blowjob Overtime makes spread picks earlier in the day but I'm seriously considering taking their picks to the casino next year.

For about half the season I spread my funbucks evenly between my spread pick em picks and continued to lose money every week

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

forgot to post this yesterday, but, goddamnit titans, you had one job and it wasn't that hard


...I didn't realize that they were starting Joshua Dobbs at QB, though, lol.

Leperflesh fucked around with this message at 21:32 on Jan 10, 2023

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



I do want to say, FU Cowboys

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

ouch lol

wait though the standings say the best eliminator records are 16-2
https://saseliminator.com/leaderboard/eliminator/2022/REG/all/public/h/reg

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

that image is a list of week 18 pickems

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Yeah, I didn't have a great year.

14-4 Eliminator, 12-6 Reverse, 8-10 in spread!

But at least I was ending well, correctly guessed which suck rear end teams would take a pointless win and which wouldn't, and then loving Cowboys man.

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

Cavauro posted:

that image is a list of week 18 pickems

ohhhhhhhh derp

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

Leperflesh posted:

ohhhhhhhh derp

what kind of noise is that!

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Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

it is a derp noise
don't know how better to describe it sorry

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