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Heather Papps

hello friend


all usernames are owned by the government all god computer system - notice how the mod types your username - in ALL CAPS. this represents the digital legal body that was created the day you first logged on that is responsible for all the piracy you've committed.

do not answer when the mod calls - by responding to the ALL CAPS username you take responsibility, physically, for your digital actions

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Heather Papps

hello friend


"show me your post history"
"i'm a freeposter on the web i am under no obligatio-"
*smashes laptop*



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Heather Papps

hello friend


mods please fix my typo and change freegamer to freeposter it's funnier HAHA JUST KIDDING I RESPECT NO DIGITAL AUTHORITY



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

baka of lathspell

gaming freely since some year in the 80s op


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Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
Sorry OP. Your mouse pad doesn't have the correct gold fringe and your computer has the wrong kind of RAM, so you're still subject to the jurisdiction of the AGCS.

Dr. Honked

eat it you slaaaaaaag
toot toot i'm a boat



thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER

baka of lathspell

Dr. Honked posted:

toot toot i'm a boat

this post is illegal


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Dr. Honked

eat it you slaaaaaaag

baka fwocka fwame posted:

this post is illegal

i'm not posting, i'm tootling!



thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER

Heather Papps

hello friend


Barking Gecko posted:

Sorry OP. Your mouse pad doesn't have the correct gold fringe and your computer has the wrong kind of RAM, so you're still subject to the jurisdiction of the AGCS.

but my router is floating in a kiddy pool in a tiny replica of the titanic so



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Escape From Noise

I don't need a posting license as I have a right to message.

HELLOMYNAMEIS___

...but my username is all-caps..?

your friend sk

(ヤイケス!)


HELLOMYNAMEIS___ posted:

...but my username is all-caps..?

you have to tell us if you're a web cop


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thank you again Saoshyant!!

google THIS

[Incorrect password]

Excuse me sir you are impeding my browsing

HELLOMYNAMEIS___

google THIS posted:

[Incorrect password]

Excuse me sir you are impeding my browsing

403 Forbidden? Hey, I have rights!

barnold


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
no sir, i'm not browsing the internet. i'm navigating. also this is maritime law jurisdiction and i do not recognize your oath of office


your friend sk

(ヤイケス!)


sorry pal, the gold fringe on your flag jpg isn't a web safe color so you have no authority over Netlaw


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thank you again Saoshyant!!

Heather Papps

hello friend


*anxiously awaiting web 3.0 and the upgrade to platinum fringe*



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

your friend sk

(ヤイケス!)


platinum account? doesn't mean a thing if there's no platinum standard


Join the BYOB Army


thank you again Saoshyant!!

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baka of lathspell

we have nothing to lose but our posts


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