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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
p the back window of a 1991 Ford F-250 (Extended cab, please). It should have some type of tribal design and my DOB/DOD and maybe Calvin pissing on the GMC trademark. Please remember me as I lived.

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kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
i see those for young people deaths around here sometime and it's always got dates & a vehicles silhouette, i.e. "brashton loved that truck RIP"

LuckyCat
Jul 26, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Done. That'll be $13.76 please pull forward.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

kntfkr posted:

i see those for young people deaths around here sometime and it's always got dates & a vehicles silhouette, i.e. "brashton loved that truck RIP"

*cracks open beer and pours it on the stoop*

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



I'll never forget you LAP but I also hope you don't die for a really long time

That goes for the rest of you goons too (even Smugworth)

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

I'll never forget you LAP but I also hope you don't die for a really long time

That goes for the rest of you goons too (even Smugworth)

Me either. I just needed a place to create my legal last will and testament.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
The forums seemed like the ideal place.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

You planning on cashing out, buddy?

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Big Beef City posted:

You planning on cashing out, buddy?

Of course not. I'm indebted to the house big time. THey'd break my knees if I tried to leave.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER


except it's you, in shorts, in front of a ford fiesta, in front of a duane reade

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Gauche.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Built a tower of light over my grave that disrupts migratory birds and creates light pollution during meteor storms.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
GOLDENPALACE.COM on your tombstone

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Instead of Calvin pissing on something how about Sonic eating different peoples asses? :thunkin:

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Instead of Calvin pissing on something how about Sonic eating different peoples asses? :thunkin:

Like, maybe the asses of some historical or political figures I dislike...

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Literally A Person posted:

Like, maybe the asses of some historical or political figures I dislike...

Yeah like Ronald reagan, Bette middler, property brothers..

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
i do not like those property brothers/lovers

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Yeah like Ronald reagan, Bette middler, property brothers..

James Van Der Beek

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Literally A Person posted:

James Van Der Beek

Nah that’s trapper keeper material. :thunk:

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
A twenty-one gun salute but it's just five or six guys with dime-store super soakers.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Tuggin with angels now

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Nooner posted:

Tuggin with angels now

Monument shaped like Tupac

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea

don't doxx me like this

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


if it's going on a car window, can we work a Paul Walker quote in there somehow (or an LAP quote atributed to Paul Walker)

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Ruby Gloom posted:

if it's going on a car window, can we work a Paul Walker quote in there somehow (or an LAP quote atributed to Paul Walker)

Oh we can attribute all kinds of poo poo.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Ruby Gloom posted:

if it's going on a car window, can we work a Paul Walker quote in there somehow (or an LAP quote atributed to Paul Walker)

“Gotta Go Fast”

RIP LAP (1954-2022)

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Literally A Person posted:

...and my DOB/DOD and maybe Calvin pissing on the GMC trademark.

If I had to put a memorial on a truck to a lovely person I would have twin Calvins pissing on their name and DOB/D from both sides. You're good, though.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Yaldabaoth posted:

If I had to put a memorial on a truck to a lovely person I would have twin Calvins pissing on their name and DOB/D from both sides. You're good, though.

No one turns their truck into an art installation for a bad person though. Best you'd get is some 86 Honda civic in the burbs.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

I didn't realize...*wipes away tear from eye*...you cared so much.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Wow lap I never realized you’re av was the iron chef guy biting passionately into a raw pepper. I wanna see the outtakes where he spitting out seeds and trying not to get them on his cape like “ppppthh, pppppffff, pth, pppp, puh pth, phwa”. :tipshat:

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
In Loving Memory
LAP
DOB-DOD

God needed an angel

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Jose Oquendo posted:

In Loving Memory
LAP
DOB-DOD

God needed an angel

:angel:

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
When I die commemorate my spirit by having Dougy drink a few shots of Burnett's next to my monument shaped like my dune buggy "Perla".

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Literally A Person posted:

No one turns their truck into an art installation for a bad person though.

Trust me, there are plenty of people who were total pieces of poo poo but their friends and family thought they were cool and good.

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler
What's your opinion on fake bullet holes. Tasteful or no?

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Dixville posted:

What's your opinion on fake bullet holes. Tasteful or no?

Avid hunter? Tasteful. Avid hunter killed while mishandling a firearm? Tacky.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
I just hope they give me a stick to fend off the wild beasts when they throw my cold body over the town wall.

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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
You should get Daryl spread eagle across the width of the truck inserting pieces of sweet and sour pork into his bussy with his head craned back in ecstasy while a bald eagle with an American flag in its mouth shits in his mouth with “U were too gud 4 heaven daryl” on a banner draped over his man tits. :hmmyes:

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