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AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM

Steve Jobs:Apple::Trump:Politics

Inescapable influence and somehow getting worse.

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Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Are they implying that iPhone photos will be hung up in museums?

Jonny Quest
Nov 11, 2004

some kinda jackal posted:

These cameras are half as thick as the phone, jfc

That way iPhones with the MagSafe battery can go full CamelCase.

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM
GET A REAL loving CAMERA FOR THIS poo poo

Why do we pretend that anyone is using this for anything that earns money??

SlowBloke
Aug 14, 2017
After years of jerking themself raw with BIG PIXELS, having 48MP with a pinhead sensor is now the best.

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM
It looks like you're experiencing a severe car crash, would you like help with that?

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 
So is the car crash thing hardware or software?

e: I mean, new hardware, or just a software thing?

ZeeBoi
Jan 17, 2001

OnStar eat your heart out

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

lol that the iPhone would be totally undamaged like that in the event of a car crash

god this blows
Mar 13, 2003

My only question is does it still have the crappy lens flare issue.

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM
It's cool what they're managing to do with the camera, but they hand wave away that a TON of what you see is software and enhancements you can't really control.
You can't get past the physics and the fact that their sensor is the size of a booger.

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 
So.. 12 and 13 are the same price now?

incoherent
Apr 24, 2004

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Nobody still wants to come back to the Apple HQ.

Soul Glo
Aug 27, 2003

Just let it shine through

some kinda jackal posted:

So.. 12 and 13 are the same price now?

Yeah that is loving weird

incoherent
Apr 24, 2004

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They must have an insane glut to have 12s and 13s

Jonny Quest
Nov 11, 2004

incoherent posted:

Nobody still wants to come back to the Apple HQ.

Of course not, they can't mess up those pristine rows of benches in that cafeteria.

Anton Chigurh
Mar 18, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!

some kinda jackal posted:

the catch is that I have to remember to do that

and I never do, when I'm missing whatever the hell is happening in front of me :(

You can train for remembering to do it with the Apple Watch Ultra, I have faith in you!

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 
Why would I buy a 12 if I could have a 13 for the same price?

I have to assume it's something like a high-storage SKU for 12 vs a lower end 13?

FCKGW
May 21, 2006

some kinda jackal posted:

So.. 12 and 13 are the same price now?

Maybe the 13 mini is sticking around at $100 cheaper?

ShoogaSlim
May 22, 2001

YOU ARE THE DUMBEST MEATHEAD IDIOT ON THE PLANET, STOP FUCKING POSTING



AlternateAccount posted:

GET A REAL loving CAMERA FOR THIS poo poo

Why do we pretend that anyone is using this for anything that earns money??

just like the watch ultra. apple's biggest strength is marketing the features that their products could theoretically pull off, but aren't actually relied on by industry professionals. it's just to get regular people to spend more money on tech they don't need so they can justify the cost/purchase with fancy features they'll never use

SlowBloke
Aug 14, 2017

AlternateAccount posted:

It's cool what they're managing to do with the camera, but they hand wave away that a TON of what you see is software and enhancements you can't really control.
You can't get past the physics and the fact that their sensor is the size of a booger.

Pros can snap a handful of photos in raw if you want to skip the software enhancements but I think the scenarios where you will do better than the algorithms are very limited

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

some kinda jackal posted:

Why would I buy a 12 if I could have a 13 for the same price?

I have to assume it's something like a high-storage SKU for 12 vs a lower end 13?

Once the store is back up we'll get a better idea of what the deal is with this.

ZeeBoi
Jan 17, 2001

okay what was that subway glitch thing

nerox
May 20, 2001
I am in for the new airpod pros, but only cause I was going to upgrade my first gen airpods regardless of what it was.

I'll keep my Iphone 12 pro and apple watch 3 or 4, not even sure which I have anymore, another year.

Combat Pretzel
Jun 23, 2004

No, seriously... what kurds?!

ZeeBoi posted:

okay what was that subway glitch thing
Severance promo.

incoherent
Apr 24, 2004

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onwards to the real apple quarter savior: M2 PRO\MAX refreshes

Astro7x
Aug 4, 2004
Thinks It's All Real
When they say up to $1,000 off through major carriers... really curious about this.

I got an iPhone 12 Pro, traded it into Best Buy and got an iPhone 13 Pro for $110 after taxes. If I can trade in my iPhone 13 Pro with no hassles for the same deal, doing it without a doubt.

Zwille
Aug 18, 2006

* For the Ghost Who Walks Funny
Looked like from the severance series. Teaser?

CaptainCrunch
Mar 19, 2006
droppin Hamiltons!

ZeeBoi posted:

okay what was that subway glitch thing

Easter egg for next event probably.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

14PM looks sick but I'm skipping this year and holding onto my 12PM

incoherent
Apr 24, 2004

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Zwille posted:

Looked like from the severance series. Teaser?

its a good series, y'all should sign up to binge and cancel.

Dugong
Mar 18, 2013

I don't know what to do,
I'm going to lose my mind

Severance?

Delzuma
Dec 4, 2004

So no camera difference between Pro and Pro Max? isn't there usually one?

FCKGW
May 21, 2006

Delzuma posted:

So no camera difference between Pro and Pro Max? isn't there usually one?

no

mattfl
Aug 27, 2004

Apple Watch Ultra ordered with Orange Titanium band!

The Dave
Sep 9, 2003

Trading my 12 Pro in for the 14 Pro. I actually don’t think this is the S year and people are going to be super disappointed next year.

fourwood
Sep 9, 2001

Damn I'll bring them to their knees.

ZeeBoi posted:

okay what was that subway glitch thing

Some Severance teaser.

SlowBloke
Aug 14, 2017
I will wait to see the international variants, if the euro models are esim only i'm forced to stay on what i have(or a cheap 13 pro from retailers warehouse cleanups)

Small White Dragon
Nov 23, 2007

No relation.
No software release dates, or did I miss that?

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Skeezy
Jul 3, 2007

Severance tease at the end was cool.

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