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Don't want to go into too much into detail on how. I started a goon project, made the website, invented time travel to see the movie early. Just wanted to see Chris Pratt on the big screen (he's so cool) as Super Mario. Now I don't want to see anything anymore. I'm pretty sure my liver is in a parallel universe now and I don't know how long you can live without one. Give me yours?
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what does chris pratts dick taste like
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Sep 8, 2022 01:37
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The boss battle against King Bob-omb in Mario & Luigi: Paper Jam features a time limit mechanic, whereby a 4 minute timer will start counting down at the beginning of the battle, leading to King Bob-omb exploding. A player familiar with other entries in the series may assume that the explosion would lead to an automatic Game Over, as it does e.g. in Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga with the Time Bob-ombs. However, that is not the case. If the player holds X to activate the Emergency Block during the explosion, and the characters are at a high enough level/have enough HP, they can in fact survive the explosion, which grants the player an automatic victory since King Bob-omb is now dead. In fact, if the player knows that the characters can survive the explosion, there is no need to even engage in the battle, as the player can leave the game running and come back 4 minutes later to perform the block and automatically win. 
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Sep 8, 2022 01:42
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Does it finally wrap up the cliffhanger from the end of the last Mario movie?
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Sep 8, 2022 01:42
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So what's the plot and are there any tits or penises?
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Sep 8, 2022 01:44
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Mario
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Sep 8, 2022 01:50
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mama mia
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Pontificating rear end posted:what does chris pratts dick taste like Unfortunately Chris Pratt would never do this due to his Christian values. Minion dick tastes like banana. Nice Van My Man posted:Does it finally wrap up the cliffhanger from the end of the last Mario movie? "Marioids" are the third universe in companion to the human world and the dinosaur world. It's implied that Toads can "evolve" into something greater, which leaves us on a cliffhanger not unlike the end of Prometheus. neato burrito posted:So what's the plot and are there any tits or penises? As far as I can tell Donkey Kong does not have a penis. The Princess, Bowser, and Mario have what I assume are breasts. The plot does not touch on any of this.
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Sep 8, 2022 01:52
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Videogame Mario: "It's a-me Mariooo!" Chris Pratt Mario: "It's me, Mario."
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Sep 8, 2022 01:55
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Putty posted:Unfortunately Chris Pratt would never do this due to his Christian values. Well then how many non-christians does he murder?
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Sep 8, 2022 01:57
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- Toads, Koopas, and Kongs are in an eternal faction war. - Mario and Luigi escape into the "dinosaur world" via a magic porta potty on Foreman Spike's construction site. - Luigi is shirtless for a small portion of the movie due to his clothes getting stained by what is implied to be koopa doo doo feces. - Some guy in the theater cheered loudly when Luigi said "weegee time" at one point cause I think he thought it was a Morbius reference. I hope that guy is dead.
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Sep 8, 2022 01:59
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is it woke
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Sep 8, 2022 02:00
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 I'm convinced that the movie may be partly AI-generated. I have seen the movie in multiple theaters and there may be what I can only surmise to be multiple Chris Pratts. They all have different Mario voices are none of them sound Italian.
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Sep 8, 2022 02:04
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How many eggs does Birdo shoot up Mario’s rear end?
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Sep 8, 2022 02:14
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Putty posted:
Sounds like a good, solid, adult decision, op.
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Sep 8, 2022 02:18
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:How many eggs does Birdo shoot up Mario’s rear end? Birdo is not directly named in the movie. "Whnoopi [sic] Goldberg as The Creature" in the credits. Birdo is more about sucking than shooting in the fight scene. There is a moment where Luigi's rear end gets stuck in it's mouth.
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Sep 8, 2022 02:24
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i wish the taliban would kidnap and behead chris pratt cuz then there might be a good chris pratt movie. my two cents
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Sep 8, 2022 02:34
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You guys might be able to prevent the "Mario Mash" dance from the movie before it even happens. If they see a bunch of 40 year old men doing fist pumps and jumps then it will immediately become uncool and never take off. Just make note that this will send Charlie Day's career on a dark path.
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Sep 8, 2022 02:36
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Is Luigi given his due?
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Sep 8, 2022 02:45
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Space Robot posted:Is Luigi given his due? 
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Sep 8, 2022 02:46
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Is it better than the sonic movie
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Sep 8, 2022 02:49
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Dixville posted:Is it better than the sonic movie sonic movie did not have chris pratt and is therefore better
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Putty posted:You guys might be able to prevent the "Mario Mash" dance from the movie before it even happens. If they see a bunch of 40 year old men doing fist pumps and jumps then it will immediately become uncool and never take off. Most of the people who will watch this movie will be 40+ year old men, so this is pretty much going to happen from the start.
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Sep 8, 2022 02:51
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How close is this remake to the original Super Hornio Bros?
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Mr.Pibbleton posted:How close is this remake to the original Super Hornio Bros? *Lowers hand*
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Mr.Pibbleton posted:How close is this remake to the original Super Hornio Bros? Illumination wants this to be a "mario cinematic universe", but they also keep dodging the fact that this would have include Super Hornio Bros. on principle! Much like how the Minions technically served Hitler (look it up!), it seems this studio's productions are just rife for controversy. Dixville posted:Is it better than the sonic movie Wario does not appear. Big the Cat also does not appear. The battlefields are currently even.
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Sep 8, 2022 03:17
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Mario from OnlyFans?
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Sep 8, 2022 03:18
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how many princesses up in this joint
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Sep 8, 2022 03:23
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On a scale of Jared Leto to Charles Martinet, how good is Chris Pratt's Italian accent?
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Did you cum, and if so, to which part?
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Sep 8, 2022 03:29
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Putty posted:Don't want to go into too much into detail on how. I started a goon project, made the website, invented time travel to see the movie early. Just wanted to see Chris Pratt on the big screen (he's so cool) as Super Mario. Now I don't want to see anything anymore. I'm pretty sure my liver is in a parallel universe now and I don't know how long you can live without one. Give me yours? Yeah I saw this X files episode too buddy
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Sep 8, 2022 03:31
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Charles Martinet will have the last luagh.
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Sep 8, 2022 03:39
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Doee Mario make friends with the turtles in the end? I don't care about the mushrooms just the turtles
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I forgot this was a thing I thought you meant  https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0108255/ I was going to ask what you thought of the .. koopas? That were like 8'ft tall and looked like lizard men. 
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I can't believe they're casting Jack Black as Bowser instead of inviting Dennis Hopper back to reprise his most iconic role
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Sep 8, 2022 04:22
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Can't believe you, of all people, would post this filth.
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Sep 8, 2022 04:24
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Serious question, OP: do Mario and Luigi do Italian New Yorker accents the whole time?
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Devils Affricate posted:I can't believe they're casting Jack Black as Bowser instead of inviting Dennis Hopper back to reprise his most iconic role I can't believe the lengths Jack Black went to make sure Dennis Hopper was otherwise engaged so he could steal the role from him.
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how is it exactly that dennis hopper is "an evolved tyrannosaurus rex"
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"I made a picture called Super Mario Bros., and my six-year-old son at the time — he’s now 18 — he said, ‘Dad, I think you’re probably a pretty good actor, but why did you play that terrible guy King Koopa in Super Mario Bros.?’ and I said, ‘Well Henry, I did that so you could have shoes,’ and he said, ‘Dad, I don’t need shoes that badly.’" -Dennis Hopper on why he regrets not being in Super Hornio Bros.
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