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Sep 8, 2022 16:59
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I'm patient one I may not have started the zombie apocalypse but I helped |
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Sep 8, 2022 17:03
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Hell, no shame in being Australia's second best Kylie Minogue impersonator. Still better than being Australia's number 1 Danni Minogue impersonator
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Sep 8, 2022 17:11
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the guinness book of world records doesn't even give you a prize or anything honey, please stop trying to grow the worlds longest fingernails.
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Sep 8, 2022 17:31
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medium gun
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Sep 8, 2022 17:36
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Dr. Honked posted:medium gun Medium Chef
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Sep 8, 2022 17:56
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Chewbecca posted:Medium Chef Chef Boy Are Deez...Pasta. |
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Sep 8, 2022 18:06
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hey there can only be one queen but at least ur alive
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Sep 8, 2022 18:58
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excuse me? my eyes are up here thank you very much
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Sep 8, 2022 19:56
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*Spreading my arms out on the bow of the Britannic* I'm mayor of the world! |
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Sep 9, 2022 07:32
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undersecretary to the presidents undersecretary is the job for me
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Sep 9, 2022 13:34
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Underwear secretary |
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Sep 9, 2022 14:08
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why reach for the stars when you can get the chex mix off the second-highest shelf instead
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Sep 9, 2022 17:22
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Drink-Mix Man posted:*Spreading my arms out on the bow of the Britannic* |
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Sep 9, 2022 17:49
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lol if you think I have ambitions, lmao |
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Sep 9, 2022 17:59
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why reach for the chex mix when there's a crispy old spaghetti-o right there on the counter
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Sep 9, 2022 18:10
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why reach for the spaghetti-o when there's lint on the floor
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Sep 9, 2022 18:38
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especially if you're already lying on the floor
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Sep 9, 2022 18:55
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Honestly I'm still good with the Chex mix. I don't aspire to make my aspirations any lower than that |
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Sep 9, 2022 19:42
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just lie on the floor and let your tongue loll out and pick up whatever's there.
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Sep 9, 2022 19:50
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if you aim high it'll shoot over their heads with the recoil, so set your sights a little lower and nail em right in the chest
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Sep 10, 2022 01:45
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Why reach for the counter when there's stale Cheeze Its on the shelf (this is what I call my boobs) |
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Sep 10, 2022 02:23
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Are you a top gun or a bottom gun? |
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Sep 10, 2022 20:59
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Dawn of the Dead (zombie google THIS hits snooze) 7:10am of the Dead (hits snooze again) 7:20am of the |
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Sep 10, 2022 21:03
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World's no. 2 dad is still pretty good. There's a lot of dads out there. |
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Sep 15, 2022 16:16
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your momma's so old her social security number is 4
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Sep 15, 2022 17:30
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why be president of vice when you can be vice president of vice vices president
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i dont have to take the worlds biggest poop i just have to take a poop bigger than the other guys |
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Sep 24, 2022 19:31
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nut posted:hey there can only be one queen but at least ur alive been sayin this rear end-penny posted:lol if you think I have ambitions, lmao this too tbh
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Sep 25, 2022 18:48
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well except for my ambitionz az a ridah
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Shifty Nipples posted:well except for my ambitionz az a ridah 
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