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interwhat
Jul 23, 2005

it's kickin in dude
I'm an American in Madrid, and tomorrow from about 3pm on I need to find something to do by myself, or with other goons?. I'm all about tapas and drinking, and weed of course but I'm a little out of my element. My wife and her pal are going to a wedding so I have a solid 12 hours to kill and I don't want to waste them. My Spanish is pretty limited but so far I've felt comfortable stumbling through conversations.

Any goons in Madrid know what's up?

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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Go fight a bull or something idk dude

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
eat cured ham and smokes cigs

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

interwhat posted:

I'm an American in Madrid, and tomorrow from about 3pm on I need to find something to do by myself, or with other goons?. I'm all about tapas and drinking, and weed of course but I'm a little out of my element. My wife and her pal are going to a wedding so I have a solid 12 hours to kill and I don't want to waste them. My Spanish is pretty limited but so far I've felt comfortable stumbling through conversations.

Any goons in Madrid know what's up?

stay in ur hotel and jerk it

FreeRangeHexagon
Apr 17, 2022

The absolute worst kind of British person loves moving to Spain. Track some of them down and taunt them about their dead queen.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Grindr

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i recommend the 'siesta'

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Lmao goon got kicked out of his wife's covid wedding

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
jerk off to the dead queen OP

Gasmask
Apr 27, 2003

And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee
me, in a culturally rich european capital, littered with globally significant museums, galleries and restaurants: nerrr better beg some guys on the internet to meet up with me

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Venmo me cash for a ticket and I’ll come hang w u OP

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

I'm stuck in Madrid for 12 hours anyone know a meta cafe with WOW classic pre installed

Cacator
Aug 6, 2005

You're quite good at turning me on.

Go to the Prado and take pictures of everything, they love it when you do that

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Find a cool bar and say “una cerveza, por favor”.

Repeat as needed.

interwhat
Jul 23, 2005

it's kickin in dude

Gasmask posted:

me, in a culturally rich european capital, littered with globally significant museums, galleries and restaurants: nerrr better beg some guys on the internet to meet up with me

All the museums and galleries and poo poo close at 7pm, and we are seeing all of them. Thanks for the reply tho preciate it.

interwhat
Jul 23, 2005

it's kickin in dude
Mucho gusto, if you will

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
You should drop molly and hit up a brothel.

interwhat
Jul 23, 2005

it's kickin in dude

FreeRangeHexagon posted:

The absolute worst kind of British person loves moving to Spain. Track some of them down and taunt them about their dead queen.

I've noticed a few of these already lmao

interwhat
Jul 23, 2005

it's kickin in dude

Gasmask posted:

me, in a culturally rich european capital, littered with globally significant museums, galleries and restaurants: nerrr better beg some guys on the internet to meet up with me

This does sound like you

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
Ain't no such thing as a spanish goon, or "spoon" as this mythical creature is also known as

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

order a “gazpacho” which is a kind of small pastry

Gasmask
Apr 27, 2003

And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee

Mooey Cow posted:

Ain't no such thing as a spanish goon, or "spoon" as this mythical creature is also known as

spanish for goon is 'goono'

Gasmask
Apr 27, 2003

And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee

interwhat posted:

Mucho gusto, if you will

de nada!!

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
Spank one out

FirstnameLastname
Jul 10, 2022


got me 50 ounces out a bird in this bitch
look at pictures of Spain on your phone from your hotel room

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
Dance in the streets to a little song called "Spanish Flea". You will make many friendos this way.

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

Weight, height, length?

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

Duck and Cover posted:

Weight, height, length?

5, 23.2, π

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
Go to the Museo del Jamón (Ham Museum)

https://espanarusa.com/en/hedonist/ad/hedonist/categories/Soul/Museums/489216

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

kntfkr posted:

You should drop molly and hit up a brothel.

he can visit his mom at home

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

kntfkr posted:

You should drop molly and hit up a brothel.
la puta callejera

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

interwhat posted:

I'm an American in Madrid, and tomorrow from about 3pm on I need to find something to do by myself, or with other goons?. I'm all about tapas and drinking, and weed of course but I'm a little out of my element. My wife and her pal are going to a wedding so I have a solid 12 hours to kill and I don't want to waste them. My Spanish is pretty limited but so far I've felt comfortable stumbling through conversations.

Any goons in Madrid know what's up?

Here's a 38 minute video on making guns into extremely intricate art from Spain OP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KM7ySNWuqU

Seriously you should look at this poo poo and see what people who can dedicate themselves to a goal can do with a month of creativity and inspiration with the powers of gold wire and hammers

EorayMel fucked around with this message at 22:52 on Sep 8, 2022

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
If that's not good enough for you watch this 30 minute video on El Torrente

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=966SOb5w1Jw

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

FreeRangeHexagon posted:

The absolute worst kind of British person loves moving to Spain. Track some of them down and taunt them about their dead queen.

Find some spaniards who are celebrating her death and join in.

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

why are you not invited to the wedding

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

rent a scooter and get a job delivering uhhhhhhh paella

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Ask people what they thought of the catalonia independence "movement".

Ask where you can buy some caganers.

Ask where you can eat some pulled pork sandwiches

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
Im sorry but that country is bad and boring, and the people will be awful to interact with. There's nothing interesting to see or do, and you won't gain anything from any of it.

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
Go see a cool cathedral. Any town you're in that has a cool cathedral, you should go peep that holy bitch.

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Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

Have you tried drinking a tiny cup of coffee very slowly? I've seen many Spaniards kill a whole afternoon doing that.

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