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By popular request. What is the best fleshlight? Gotta go fast.
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# ? Sep 9, 2022 00:47 |
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# ? May 6, 2024 04:06 |
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smooth
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# ? Sep 9, 2022 00:50 |
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Paging William Henry Hairytaint, he'll know
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# ? Sep 9, 2022 00:51 |
I bought one and felt like the prep time was just annoying and if you did not warm it up it was like loving a plastic vagina. 2 stars would not gently caress. Snagged and auto blow and that is pretty cool and feels good.
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# ? Sep 9, 2022 00:53 |
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You mom is the best Fleshlight, Op.
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# ? Sep 9, 2022 00:58 |
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yeah but the shipping costs suck and it can only be delivered by freight
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# ? Sep 9, 2022 01:01 |
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MaliciousBiz posted:You mom is the best Fleshlight, Op. dang im too late
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# ? Sep 9, 2022 01:01 |
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Tenga.
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# ? Sep 9, 2022 01:05 |
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Madness posted:I bought one and felt like the prep time was just annoying and if you did not warm it up it was like loving a plastic vagina. 2 stars would not gently caress. Snagged and auto blow and that is pretty cool and feels good. https://autoblow.com/safe/ "No thief would ever think to check your fake vagina for cash and gold!"
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# ? Sep 9, 2022 01:21 |
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The Real Amethyst posted:Tenga. oh come on giving away the real answer isn't as fun
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# ? Sep 9, 2022 01:22 |
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doesnt matter but just use vics vaporub
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# ? Sep 9, 2022 01:45 |
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ur mom
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# ? Sep 9, 2022 01:45 |
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The Fleshlight of Jesus
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# ? Sep 9, 2022 01:55 |
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Whichever the last one u hosed is
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# ? Sep 9, 2022 02:02 |
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Chinatown posted:dang im too late not really MaliciousBiz posted:You mom's stupid face is the best Fleshlight, Op. etc
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# ? Sep 9, 2022 02:07 |
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PITY BONER posted:I googled Auto Blow and now I am having an LOL Lmao https://autoblow.com/automoblow/
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# ? Sep 9, 2022 02:16 |
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Smugworth posted:Paging William Henry Hairytaint, he'll know For real, I wish there was a 'page this user' feature. The goon could set up how often pages could go through, if at all, so it'd be abuse-proof. Anyway, a lubed hand. Edit: nm, the Venus 9000. Seriously. Also, Venus 9000 should be a username, and I should be able to page them.
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# ? Sep 9, 2022 02:18 |
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One of those big heavy ones security guards carry around at night
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# ? Sep 9, 2022 02:35 |
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The one that makes your wiener do big cums op
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# ? Sep 9, 2022 02:39 |
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Smugworth posted:Paging William Henry Hairytaint, he'll know I absolutely know but I'm not telling and it's this guy's fault.
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# ? Sep 9, 2022 02:42 |
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This one OP
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# ? Sep 9, 2022 02:50 |
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Hand
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# ? Sep 9, 2022 02:57 |
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I got the monkey paw fleshlight. Every time you cum in it a finger uncurls and you get one cursed wish
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# ? Sep 9, 2022 03:22 |
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An empty soda can
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# ? Sep 9, 2022 03:26 |
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dot communist posted:An empty soda can Admins please ban this poster for scaring the hell out of me, thanks.
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# ? Sep 9, 2022 03:28 |
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Diced liver in a bowl
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# ? Sep 9, 2022 04:32 |
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Google the nearest bar with 'Eagle' in the name. There will be plenty of people there who just want you to stick it in. They will appreciate your speed so the next in line can enter.
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# ? Sep 9, 2022 04:39 |
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Car Hater posted:This one OP This is so much worse for Yoda having hair, and I can't possibly explain why. Anyway, you're wrong. This one's the best:
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# ? Sep 9, 2022 04:51 |
Blue Footed Booby posted:This is so much worse for Yoda having hair, and I can't possibly explain why. that's not Yoda. it;s Yaddle. hth
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# ? Sep 9, 2022 04:58 |
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did someone say your mom yet? i'll say your mom... wait no, i change my answer: your mom no no, i hosed that up i meant to say your mom goddamnit i did it again
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# ? Sep 9, 2022 05:00 |
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a trussed ham
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# ? Sep 9, 2022 05:09 |
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Madness posted:Snagged and auto blow and that is pretty cool and feels good. Go on...
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# ? Sep 9, 2022 05:23 |
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I have a soft spot for the Mater bater https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ofEwuHhWGw r u ready to WALK fucked around with this message at 05:58 on Sep 9, 2022 |
# ? Sep 9, 2022 05:55 |
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r u ready to WALK posted:I have a soft spot for the Mater bater I'm glad somebody is taking this seriously.
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# ? Sep 9, 2022 06:32 |
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Land Virginnys https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ut_fvvkZAQI
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# ? Sep 9, 2022 07:05 |
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r u ready to WALK posted:I have a soft spot for the Mater bater Sweet innocent Mater... why they do this to you?
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# ? Sep 9, 2022 07:56 |
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Another vote for your mom, OP.
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# ? Sep 9, 2022 08:22 |
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if you sit on your fleshlight before you use it it feels like you're using someone else's fleshlight
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# ? Sep 9, 2022 10:15 |
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I vote this one https://twitter.com/ohgodwhatdoiput/status/1504121511036264449?s=20&t=nItwlSk4c3omhlQtnrvHQA
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# ? Sep 9, 2022 12:03 |
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# ? May 6, 2024 04:06 |
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Brb, just gonna google "bedt Fleshlight" at work so I can report back.
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# ? Sep 9, 2022 12:23 |