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# ? Sep 9, 2022 12:32 |
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The best fleshlight is the one we made along the way.
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# ? Sep 9, 2022 12:32 |
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Lol you got banned from moba threads.
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# ? Sep 9, 2022 12:52 |
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2nd Amendment posted:Google the nearest bar with 'Eagle' in the name. There will be plenty of people there who just want you to stick it in. They will appreciate your speed so the next in line can enter.
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# ? Sep 9, 2022 13:35 |
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# ? Sep 9, 2022 13:41 |
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I wonder what would happen if you stuck your dick in one of those ghostbusters traps like a fleshlight
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# ? Sep 9, 2022 14:50 |
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Ectogasm
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# ? Sep 9, 2022 15:02 |
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bossy lady posted:I wonder what would happen if you stuck your dick in one of those ghostbusters traps like a fleshlight Don't gently caress directly into the trap. I hosed the trap, Ray!!
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# ? Sep 9, 2022 15:05 |
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Open this thread in a browser of your choosing, place your penis on the keyboard and slam the laptop lid down until you cum or die
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# ? Sep 9, 2022 15:28 |
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Pac and Cheese posted:if you sit on your fleshlight before you use it it feels like you're using someone else's fleshlight I read sit as poo poo at first and really wish I hadn't as that is a mental image I could do without
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# ? Sep 9, 2022 15:29 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2EMGmv0FqM
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# ? Sep 9, 2022 15:38 |
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https://www.candlepowerforums.com oh how sad looks like they updated the forum since last I looked.
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# ? Sep 9, 2022 15:42 |
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There’s a robot arm fleshlight thing that plugs into your computer and certain porn games will detect it and operate the robot arm for you. I feel like that has the potential to be either the best fleshlight or the worst fleshlight depending on what you’re playing.
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# ? Sep 9, 2022 15:58 |
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Madness posted:it was like loving a plastic vagina. Lol yes
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# ? Sep 9, 2022 16:30 |
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Pheasant under glass
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# ? Sep 9, 2022 16:32 |
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Just fyi, if you mention the word 'teledildonics' on twitter, some zealot of the technology will friend and msg you. Almost immediately. Seriously.
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# ? Sep 9, 2022 16:45 |
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could i use a fake butt to get better humping stamina
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# ? Sep 9, 2022 16:50 |
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Just fyi, if you mention the word 'teledildonics' on twitter, some zealot of the technology will friend and msg you. Almost immediately. What kind of degenerate piece of poo poo do you think I am? I don't have a twitter account. edit: That's not fair it's not twitters fault. I mean it's run by like a Nazi (or at the very least a piece of poo poo), not everyone on it is Nazi but twitter the tool itself isn't to blame. I just don't like how twitter functions. That is it's fault. Bad twitter, bad. Duck and Cover fucked around with this message at 17:10 on Sep 9, 2022 |
# ? Sep 9, 2022 16:54 |
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https://twitter.com/internetofdongs/status/1030348564591865856
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# ? Sep 9, 2022 16:54 |
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Just fyi, if you mention the word 'teledildonics' on twitter, some zealot of the technology will friend and msg you. Almost immediately. Oh word? Are they dtf (remotely)?
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# ? Sep 9, 2022 17:17 |
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nasty rear end vacuum fuckers
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# ? Sep 9, 2022 17:23 |
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New or used?
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# ? Sep 9, 2022 17:25 |
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Duck and Cover posted:What kind of degenerate piece of poo poo do you think I am? I don't have a twitter account. I would agree with you, but I follow a bunch of game devs and sound designers, so my feed is, thankfully, kind of awesome. But generally, yes. Twitter bad. I mentioned once how it's amazing to me that 'teledildonics' was a real word and within 10 minutes, I had someone I didn't know at all, messaging me about the advancements that have been made in the field.
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# ? Sep 9, 2022 20:14 |
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I use twitter to follow musicians and artists I like and thats pretty much it
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# ? Sep 9, 2022 20:16 |
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This is horny posting everyone in this thread should get loving banned
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# ? Sep 9, 2022 20:18 |
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the Impussable plant-based pussy alternative
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# ? Sep 9, 2022 20:27 |
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Spinz posted:This is horny posting everyone in this thread should get loving banned Especially this poster E. And this one
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# ? Sep 9, 2022 20:50 |
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french press
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# ? Sep 10, 2022 00:21 |
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bossy lady posted:the Impussable plant-based pussy alternative Once climax has been reached reuse as salad dressing dispenser and then cut up the remaining plant-based pussy for a jello dish, as a treat.
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# ? Sep 10, 2022 00:40 |
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Baxter posted:New or used? For sale: one fleshlight, never used
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# ? Sep 10, 2022 00:43 |
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https://youtu.be/n-BmKFgJJog
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# ? Sep 10, 2022 00:45 |
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Remember this is not a horny thread. These are medical devices. Thank you all for your understanding.
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# ? Sep 10, 2022 00:48 |
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It's weird calling your mom a "medical device" but okay.
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# ? Sep 10, 2022 00:49 |
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:For real, I wish there was a 'page this user' feature. The goon could set up how often pages could go through, if at all, so it'd be abuse-proof.
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# ? Sep 10, 2022 02:08 |
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Duck and Cover posted:Remember this is not a horny thread. These are medical devices. Thank you all for your understanding. The gently caress? Where the chili dawg at?
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# ? Sep 10, 2022 03:21 |
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:The gently caress? Where the chili dawg at? Somebody took it away from me.
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# ? Sep 10, 2022 04:37 |
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CaptainSarcastic posted:Another vote for your mom, OP. Buce posted:a trussed ham
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# ? Sep 10, 2022 15:47 |
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I bought a fleshlight and a dildo and i put the dildo in the fleshlight and now i just sit in the corner and watch
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# ? Sep 10, 2022 16:51 |
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Icochet posted:I bought a fleshlight and a dildo and i put the dildo in the fleshlight and now i just sit in the corner and watch Teledildonic cucking
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