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 Imagine what the pitch meeting was like for these.
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They’re all the same company full of geniuses who can figure out how to cram a pussy in anything. If you don’t want the sex hot dog I don’t think anything will ever satisfy you.
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Sep 10, 2022 18:17
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God help me, this is one of those things that has to be made in China, I'm assuming. What the hell has to be going through the minds of a Chinese factory worker seeing these things rolling down the assembly line, day after day. Then printing the boxes. Then putting them in the boxes. They have to be thinking, "Why are they putting this in here? Why isn't it going into a proper round football?"
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Sep 10, 2022 18:20
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Talk about stuffing the sausage. Talk about throwing around the old pig skin. Talk about a hole in one.
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Sep 10, 2022 18:57
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Somewhere out there exists a baseball bat dildo and I don't want to see it
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Sep 10, 2022 19:00
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in high school this dude tried selling us his used fleshlight for weed money which is already weird but like 1. he was only willing to sell it for like $10 off of the price he paid and 2. it was the ultra tight black anal one anyway the dude got kicked out of college for punching a girl in the face "as a joke" at a party a few years later which tbh is on brand for him so
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Sep 10, 2022 19:06
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I'm partial to the old SEX-78 People's Artificial Vagina i got from a flea market in St Petersburg. Say what you will about soviet engineering but drat they had some good masons
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Sep 10, 2022 19:17
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I watched a porn video where a girl stuck the silicone insert in to her vajayjay and then a dude tried to bone the insert. It was not as successful as you might have thought.
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Sep 10, 2022 19:19
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Don't get better'n a squid stuffed inside a raw turkey. And leave the beak on, please
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Sep 10, 2022 19:26
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Icochet posted:I'm partial to the old SEX-78 People's Artificial Vagina i got from a flea market in St Petersburg. Say what you will about soviet engineering but drat they had some good masons I heard they used a pencil
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