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Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

I know I'm a few days early but I wanted to be the first before the inevitable flood of threads to commemorate World Sepsis Day - celebrated internationally on 13 September.

Its the day where we all ask ourselves that most important question: "Could it be sepsis?"



Just like every year I'll be "puttin' on the Ritz" and raising a glass OF AWARENESS around this treatable but deadly condition.

I'll also be making some fan favorites like Buffalo Chicken Sepsis Dip, Lil Sepsis Smokies, and some Sepsis themed cocktails.

What are goons doing to celebrate world sepsis day?!

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Is that the noise you make to attract kitty cats?

Pac and Cheese
Oct 29, 2010

gotta walk fast
i'm going to wring out a discarded bjj mat and snort all the mrsa sweat

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

just a reminder for when you search for "stepsis" on pornhub to make sure you put that "t" in there

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

numberoneposter posted:

Is that the noise you make to attract kitty cats?

sepsis = separate pen(s)is; it's when you bifurcate your penis so there's two separate meat shafts and a divided glans. german guys on that body modification site are really into it

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Wall Balls posted:

just a reminder for when you search for "stepsis" on pornhub to make sure you put that "t" in there

Unless you find the following to be a real turn on (no shaming):

-feeling dizzy or faint.
-a change in mental state – like confusion or disorientation.
-diarrhoea.
-nausea and vomiting.
-slurred speech.
-severe muscle pain.
-severe breathlessness.
-less urine production than normal – for example, not urinating for a day.

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

the bad guys from the dark crystal have their own holiday?

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Buce posted:

the bad guys from the dark crystal have their own holiday?

no those guys are called the seksies

Pac and Cheese
Oct 29, 2010

gotta walk fast
i'm gonna share a ton of needles but i'll make sure to take prep first so i don't get aids, just some really nasty bacteria

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019



Squeezins from a pilodinal cyst? Or a rich garlicky toum?! Yummo!

Bea Nanner
Oct 20, 2003

Je suis excité!
i agree we should be more attentive to the dark forces trying to give the world sepsis

Pac and Cheese
Oct 29, 2010

gotta walk fast
just imagine the stink antivaxxers will raise when we run out of viable antibiotics and need to start using phages. first you're telling me i need to put a virus killer in my body and now i need to put a virus in my body??

it still won't be as bad as the stink coming out of my open pussy sores

e: that was supposed to mean sores filled with puss and you have a disgusting mind if you think otherwise

Pac and Cheese fucked around with this message at 02:01 on Sep 10, 2022

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
ugh but i'm already so sick and tired of sepsis porn

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Pac and Cheese
Oct 29, 2010

gotta walk fast

🐛🐛🐛🐛🐛

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Story Bridge has a sepsis day banner!

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
It’s always sepsis

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

I don't know about listening to that woman.

Its more likely than you think

phobo
Aug 7, 2008
Is it true, that if your record is clean, Steve the ex-con will leave you wet naps in your lint trap?

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Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Poohs Packin posted:

no those guys are called the seksies

Skeksis

Which autocorrect suggested i change to sepsis.

Selkies are the seals that turn into women when they remove their coats. They turn back into seals when they put their coats back on.

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