Marching Powder posted:

games are sick, and life is better with them in it. that said i took a break of nearly exactly ten years betwen january 2007 and december 2016 during which i did not play a video game

this massive freakout i credit partially to working in qa and partially to world of warcraft. i worked for ea during the prisoner of azkaban game, which was sick, and catwoman. as a white police officer held halle berry in a full nelson while two other white cops punched her in an alley, i decided i was moving overseas.

i then worked qa at creative assembly on medieval 2 total war and i hated it.

then i started playing wow. a week after the expansion was released i watched my epics become worthless in 2 levels, found out how many hours i'd been playing, and figured out that i had spent an average of 6 hours every single day logged on.

when i look back on it now it was like a trauma response the way i aggressively avoided video games. lol catwoman and wow gave me actual psychic damage. anyway the game i chose to catch me up in 2016 was witcher 3, and it was among the most fun i've had in my life.

i don't know how prisoner of azkaban holds up today, but if you ever play it in the future, think about the fact that i have north of 1500 hours played and haven't blown my loving head off yet lol

Marching Powder posted:

my team leader approved my ticket that it was a bad look and they called me into the office and yelled at me lol

Marching Powder posted:

[lead game dev with two middle managers flanking him] the bug reporting tool is not for you to voice your political concerns about goomba welfare. you have wasted a lot of people's time with that poo poo. do your job.

[me, stoned] yeah sick

Marching Powder posted:

i've deployed and worked at ea and if i could erase one experience from my life it would be ea and i'm not joking lol

Marching Powder posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6Bveg9ncdE

Marching Powder posted:

anyone who believes in psychokenesis, raise my ha-

SO, YOU LIKE SUIKODEN?!

Marching Powder posted:

atj least in tcc they can't talk about dealing or getting drugs in the mmo subforum they're trading builds and scripts and mathematically calculating how to waste their life to their maximum capacity and it's cool smh

Marching Powder posted:

i was addicted to trying to get 25/40 people to follow a really basic pattern, failing repeatedly, and saving up all my dkp to buy things i wouldn't use because a paladin i didn't like really wanted it and i'd just disenchant it and send him a letter in game about what items i got. admitting to meth would be less embarrassing.

Marching Powder posted:

sick review you should put it on steam if you haven't already so people know

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

symbolic posted:

this guy sent me a very not-mad PM over being probed for posting with Gamesbrain

symbolic posted:

Arrhythmia posted:

TLD was right about FTL, frankly.

Wormskull posted:

No idea what this means but I agree.

FactsAreUseless posted:

Marching Powder bailed, I made like Chow Yun Fat
Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose

FactsAreUseless posted:

Doctor: Is Marching Powder here? May I speak to him?

Patient: Marching Powder bailed. I made like Chow Yun Fat.

insane anime posted:

Marching Powder bailed. I made like Chow Yun Fat.

insane anime posted:

Its been
nearly exactly 10 years since I last gamed
Deployed overseas and damaged my brain
north of 1500 hours in prisoner of azkaban
and i still havent decided to blow off my head
2 cops holding halle berry in a full nelson
disenchanted my worthless epics due to fail paladin
2016 i played the witcher 3
so i got really high and posted in the imp z