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Escape From Noise

Samwise Ganja

# ? Sep 12, 2022 14:58

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# ? May 2, 2024 07:24

Escape From Noise

Not all who wander are lost maaaaannnnn! Now you know where I can get some nachos?

# ? Sep 12, 2022 15:02

barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

the silmarillion wasn't his own invention, he just got really high and forgot what a kaleidoscope was called

# ? Sep 12, 2022 15:32

Heather Papps: hello friend

in this essay i will outline my proofs to finally end the debate, once and for all, as to the nature of pipe weed. it's marijuana.

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Sep 12, 2022 15:38

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

what the heck, op? tolkien would never inhale the devil's lettuce

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# ? Sep 12, 2022 16:41

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

gandalf, being a wizard, would need to keep a clear and alert mind. pipe-weed like 'old toby', which only contains nicotine being regular tobacco, would be an ideal stimulant for him

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# ? Sep 12, 2022 16:47

Escape From Noise

Nosfereefer posted:

gandalf, being a wizard, would need to keep a clear and alert mind. pipe-weed like 'old toby', which only contains nicotine being regular tobacco, would be an ideal stimulant for him

More like Gandolf the Green.

# ? Sep 12, 2022 16:59

Escape From Noise

Sauron is a freakin' narc tho.

# ? Sep 12, 2022 17:01

Manifisto

orcrist, glamdring, anduril, and sting were all bongs, crafted lovingly by elven smiths. "sword" is a euphemism in the book, in case you missed that.

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Sep 12, 2022 18:35

Ass-penny

joint reefer recking tokin is the name, smonking beep beep lettuce is my game

# ? Sep 12, 2022 18:47

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

oh hoh hoh it is i, tom bongadil

^{thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER}

# ? Sep 12, 2022 19:39

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

Escape From Noise posted:

More like Gandolf the Green.

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# ? Sep 12, 2022 19:40

google THIS

The Puff-it: Or, Pass It Back Again

# ? Sep 12, 2022 20:13

Ass-penny

CANN A BISS?! cure it, grind it, pack it in a bowl?!

# ? Sep 12, 2022 20:44

Escape From Noise

rear end-penny posted:

CANN A BISS?! cure it, grind it, pack it in a bowl?!

Lol. I was trying to figure out a way of working this. Good job!

# ? Sep 13, 2022 03:14

Ass-penny

Escape From Noise posted:

Lol. I was trying to figure out a way of working this. Good job!

thanks mate

# ? Sep 13, 2022 03:24

HELLOMYNAMEIS___

Three Weeds for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men, doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Weed to rule them all, One Weed to find them,
One Weed to bring them all and in the dankness bind them.

# ? Sep 13, 2022 03:29

Ass-penny

HELLOMYNAMEIS___ posted:

Three Weeds for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men, doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Weed to rule them all, One Weed to find them,
One Weed to bring them all and in the dankness bind them.

# ? Sep 13, 2022 03:37

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

You think you found a magic ring that makes you invisible and see the space between spaces and then reappear in another place but it's really just ambien.

# ? Sep 13, 2022 04:27

Ass-penny

Buttchocks posted:

You think you found a magic ring that makes you invisible and see the space between spaces and then reappear in another place but it's really just ambien.

# ? Sep 13, 2022 04:50

Judgy Fucker

Escape From Noise posted:

More like Gandolf the Green.

Ganjdalf was right there

# ? Sep 13, 2022 18:06

Ass-penny

Judgy Fucker posted:

Ganjdalf was right there

username/post combo is on point

# ? Sep 13, 2022 18:08

Escape From Noise

Judgy Fucker posted:

Ganjdalf was right there

God drat it!

# ? Sep 13, 2022 18:10

Judgy Fucker

I am Ganjdalf the Green...and I come back to u now, at the smoking of the bowl

# ? Sep 13, 2022 18:16

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

the hour grows late, and Ganjdalf the Green rides to Isengard seeking my bong

^{thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER}

# ? Sep 13, 2022 18:18

Judgy Fucker

Dr. Honked posted:

the hour grows late, and Ganjdalf the Green rides to Isengard seeking my bong

...so the Weed of Power has been found?? :kstare:

# ? Sep 13, 2022 18:22

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

why didn't they just use the eagles as a bong?

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# ? Sep 13, 2022 19:11

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Buttchocks posted:

You think you found a magic ring that makes you invisible and see the space between spaces and then reappear in another place but it's really just ambien.

# ? Sep 13, 2022 21:51