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poo poo coffee poo poo CEO poo poo company to work for despite their public persona playing up all the supposed bennys you get from working there. Its a fast food job for people with liberal arts degrees - nothing more, nothing less. They are doing massive illegal union busting all over the US right now and putting people in actual physical danger with their tactics. Just drink cheap diner coffee if you're in the US or coffee from literally any other establishment if you live in a different country. gently caress(s) the BUCK(s).
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I don't drink their coffee I just eat their sandwiches, I'm good, right?
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Sep 15, 2022 11:18
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starbucks protocol is to place the beans carefully in the incinerator before leaving them overnight at 3000 degrees and then packaging them up for sale their coffee tastes of ash
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Sep 15, 2022 11:21
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Poohs Packin posted:poo poo coffee poo poo CEO poo poo company to work for despite their public persona playing up all the supposed bennys you get from working there. Its a fast food job for people with liberal arts degrees - nothing more, nothing less. I guess I should've figured they actually sucked.
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Sep 15, 2022 11:26
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Nigmaetcetera posted:I don't drink their coffee I just eat their sandwiches, I'm good, right? The profit from your sandwich was used to pay for a minuscule portion of fuel inside a private jet that flies a millionaire consultant from city to city to "educate" hourly employees on the dangers of organising.
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Sep 15, 2022 11:40
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I buy that chinese adderall coffee online, which I'm sure can only be ethically and responsibly produced
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Sep 15, 2022 11:46
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Lol Chinese what now?
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Poohs Packin posted:Lol Chinese what now? You can buy coffee with DMAA in it, which is an amphetamine derivative, but I have to assume it's less safe and/or effective than actual adderall because if it weren't it would be put in capsules and given to college kids.
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Sep 15, 2022 12:10
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Nigmaetcetera posted:You can buy coffee with DMAA in it, which is an amphetamine derivative, but I have to assume it's less safe and/or effective than actual adderall because if it weren't it would be put in capsules and given to college kids. What the gently caress?
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Sep 15, 2022 12:19
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Lawman 0 posted:What the gently caress? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXVaKt7Pbbc
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Sep 15, 2022 12:22
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just lol if you don't buy locally-roasted beans for $20 a bag from a hole in the wall coffee shop
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Sep 15, 2022 12:26
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Imagine paying money for water that is strained through burned beans lol 🫘
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Sep 15, 2022 12:31
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7MAkUngwI8
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Buck Starfucks Hey that gives me an idea for a porno!
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Sep 15, 2022 12:39
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this is the first I’m hearing about any of this
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Sep 15, 2022 12:40
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if your city doesn't have a bustling espresso based cafe culture than like lmao what kind hillbilly are you
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Sep 15, 2022 12:40
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coffee is for losers anyway dOnT tAlK tO mE uNtiL iVe hAd mY cOfFee
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Sep 15, 2022 12:56
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:coffee is for losers anyway Caffeine addiction decreases your likelihood of getting Parkinson’s and Alzheimer’s. I’ve been trying and failing to cultivate an addiction for years for that reason. It just makes me jittery, hot, and diarrheaful.
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Sep 15, 2022 13:00
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Ehud posted:this is the first I’m hearing about any of this  https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2022/05/starbucks-union-busting-tactics.html "Ever since Starbucks faced the initial unionization efforts in Buffalo, it has gone far to abandon truth and fair play. Last Friday, the National Labor Relations Board issued an unusually wide-ranging complaint against Starbucks, accusing it of more than 20 violations of the nation’s labor laws as part of its anti-union efforts in Buffalo, including firing six pro-union workers, disciplining and surveilling others, and closing stores. "
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Sep 15, 2022 13:16
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Peggy Edson posted:just lol if you don't buy locally-roasted beans for $20 a bag from a hole in the wall coffee shop i do this, hell yeah!!!
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Coffee is good, it calms me down and relaxes me. I have one as the first part of my sleep routine. I noticeably have better sleep that way. I've only had the Starbucks here in Australia which is apparently different and tastes like generic and eh okay coffee. I usually just go to the coffee place next door. Same price, same size, way better.
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Sep 15, 2022 13:19
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Like the fish lady?
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Sep 15, 2022 13:19
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Personally i like to start off the day with a nice cup of hot, freshly squeezed jizz. It has all the micronutrients you need to get energized for work and contains 90% protein and 10% cocaine.
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Sep 15, 2022 13:21
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Mooey Cow posted:Personally i like to start off the day with a nice cup of hot, freshly squeezed jizz. It has all the micronutrients you need to get energized for work and contains 90% protein and 10% cocaine. Single origin jizz or have you opted for a mass produced, blended product using jizz from several different producers?
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Sep 15, 2022 13:23
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Peggy Edson posted:just lol if you don't buy locally-roasted beans for $20 a bag from a hole in the wall coffee shop turn off...my monitor?
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Nigmaetcetera posted:jittery, hot, and diarrheaful. Don't doxx my tinder profile
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:coffee is for losers anyway Anyone can talk to me before my cuppa just don't expect a response 
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Sep 15, 2022 13:27
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:coffee is for losers anyway this just sounds like you can't handle the gosh so yucky bitter drink
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Sep 15, 2022 13:29
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Caesar Saladin posted:this just sounds like you can't handle the gosh so yucky bitter drink i didn't say anything about the taste, i just said it's for losers
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:starbucks protocol is to place the beans carefully in the incinerator before leaving them overnight at 3000 degrees and then packaging them up for sale American coffee consumers equate dark with more and therefore dark = more = better. Coffee advertisement is all about BOLD ROBUST flavor etc. Light is associated with diet foods. Very hard to find a good light roast outside of major coastal cities in the US. Its getting better but still relegated to small hippie towns like Ann Arbor or Madison and the like where you've got smaller batch roasters but on the whole US coffee sux, inclusive of, and possibly even because of Starbucks and their passing off milkshakes as coffee.
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Poohs Packin posted:Single origin jizz or have you opted for a mass produced, blended product using jizz from several different producers? I run my own milking farm in my backyard. It's all organic and locally sourced.
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drinking my pour over coffee rn
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Ey pal, if I wanted to such down a stinky cup of burnt rear end in a top hat I’d, well I don’t have a joke for that but you get it. 
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Sep 15, 2022 14:03
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I drank Starbucks a couple weeks ago for nostalgia and had to spit it out. Starbucks coffee is the Subway sandwich of coffee.
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Slugworth posted:I defended them for a long time cause like 15 years ago a girlfriend worked there and they seemed pretty decent to their workers. Their insurance plan allowed you to add someone to it if you felt they were "a significant part of your life" or something along those lines, no marriage needed. I worked there in college over a decade ago and slept with several of my female coworkers and got a cavity filled
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Coffee Makers are trash , use a loving pour over or a French Press. My go to coffee is Lavazza. Little pricey but really good coffee. Seriously can't live with out a big cup of coffee in the morning Everyone who owns a Kuerig should have it tied around their neck with weights and thrown into the ocean
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Sep 15, 2022 14:09
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:coffee is for losers anyway don't talk to me until I've had my coffee! I don't drink coffee Never speak to me, go the gently caress away
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Hollismason posted:Coffee Makers are trash , use a loving pour over or a French Press. Coffee makers are p good if you have one of those industrial strength restaurant ones, but there is literally no home model that makes coffee worth a poo poo, might as well put a sock or some dirty panties full of crushed beans in a pot of boiling water.
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https://www.target.com/p/oxo-brew-8-cup-coffee-maker---stainless-steel/-/A-80188204 This coffee maker is actually really good. It even does a bloom at the start of brewing and the carafe is insulated with no bottom burner so it doesn't burn your coffee.
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ah yes coffee is for losers *chugs energy drink*
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