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Lord Decimus Barnacle
Jun 25, 2005


Hell Gem
I agree that Starbuck should have killed ahab, but then the story wouldn’t have been interesting.

But to say gently caress him? No he was a pretty good character

I’d say Starbuck is fine

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oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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I like to sit outside my Starbucks reading a book when the weather is nice. It’s about the EXPERIENCE

Gresh
Jan 12, 2019


my parents live in a small southern town and they're excited a Starbucks is currently being built there

I warned them thats where those filthy socialists kids congregate

Lord Decimus Barnacle
Jun 25, 2005


Hell Gem

oldpainless posted:

I like to sit outside my Starbucks reading a book when the weather is nice. It’s about the EXPERIENCE

Try Moby Dick. It’s a fine experience with a nice cup o joe

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

100% DOG LOVER
ALL DOGS LOVED, ALL THE TIME
do NOT talk to me until i've had my coffee

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Lord Decimus Barnacle posted:

Try Moby Dick. It’s a fine experience with a nice cup o joe

I will. Thank you.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
Chestnut praline lattes ease the pain of ubiquitous Christmas music during the holiday season, it sucks that the company is even more lovely than usual :smithicide:

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

The thing about starbucks is if you order a small :airquote: coffee they will correct you and make sure you want to order a tall :airquote: but it’s like, you know the English translation ya goofus, and this coffee is South American, not italian. So give me a pequeno coffee, steeped. :shrug:

When I worked at Starbucks, they made us do this. We had to repeat the customer's order back to them in Starbucks-ese, which meant saying stuff like "tall" when a customer said "small" but also changing the order of the words, like (and I don't remember whether or not this is even right) if a customer said they wanted an "iced venti latte, soy with mocha" we had to say "okay, iced venti mocha soy latte coming up" or whatever. It was awful.

Torquemada
Oct 21, 2010

Drei Gläser
As an independent coffee professional, I’m in favour of less Starbucks, keep up the good work OP.

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

Why the gently caress would you drink starbucks when you can get Dunkin' kcups? It's the best coffee.

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



I agree with OP. Starbuck sucked and was not that great a viper pilot.

F_Shit_Fitzgerald fucked around with this message at 21:20 on Sep 15, 2022

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

I want to make a sticker that says "SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL STARBUCKS" lol and piss off i dunno everyone??

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
The union-busting could be ended within a week if like half the people who just HAVE TO HAVE their ‘Bucks stopped for a few days but lol

ManBoyChef
Aug 1, 2019

Deadbeat Dad



BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

The union-busting could be ended within a week if like half the people who just HAVE TO HAVE their ‘Bucks stopped for a few days but lol

This is an incredibly important part of this union being able to get support when both parties in this country are pro owner class. Popular support would go a long way in helping the workers.

Has there ever been a starbucks employee that stirred every cup of iced coffee with their dick as like an added benefit to the customer?

MassiveSky
Apr 5, 2022

by Hand Knit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZBffDupBw0

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

ManBoyChef posted:

This is an incredibly important part of this union being able to get support when both parties in this country are pro owner class. Popular support would go a long way in helping the workers.

The worst part about it is that it would probably be one of the easiest boycotts ever. Starbucks is not an essential service, you can get a cup of coffee anywhere. In a lot of areas now you may even have a choice of a union shop if you just have to have your SB. I just do not get the brand loyalty that SB somehow captures in its customers.

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

The worst part about it is that it would probably be one of the easiest boycotts ever. Starbucks is not an essential service, you can get a cup of coffee anywhere. In a lot of areas now you may even have a choice of a union shop if you just have to have your SB. I just do not get the brand loyalty that SB somehow captures in its customers.

It's really consistent. That's the main strength. Like Applebee's or something, it's a big part of the appeal.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

venti latte but make it with whipping cream not milk -the most disgusting fat rear end i ever heard ordering a starbucks drink

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Nooner posted:

odd to be mad about the union busting but also need to work in something about the drat kids with their lesbian dance theory degrees being peons or whatever

Really more just pointing to their image as a "good" employer when it's sort of universally agreed upon that fast food jobs aren't very great.

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

The worst part about it is that it would probably be one of the easiest boycotts ever. Starbucks is not an essential service, you can get a cup of coffee anywhere. In a lot of areas now you may even have a choice of a union shop if you just have to have your SB. I just do not get the brand loyalty that SB somehow captures in its customers.

You can get coffee literally everywhere.

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
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Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




i don't shop at their stores ever. there's one on site where i work and the company banned personal coffee makers in employee offices. i still have one, of course, and it's a political statement every time i make forbidden office coffee.

i do buy bags of the starbucks veranda blend preground at my local grocery store when i don't want to make a special trip to a fancier bean purveyor. i've tried pretty much all the blends there and the veranda blend is my favorite. it's not burned like all the other starbucks flavors. they call it a light roast even though it's very much in medium territory by normal standards.

you may criticize me for supporting starbucks but i usually buy them during BOGO sales. so who's really winning here, them or me?

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

You could argue that the retail product isn't as much of an issue because the people producing it aren't working in stores but probably larger manufacturing and processing facilities that are more inclined to have workplace health and safety standards. Then again I might just be an idiot and all coffee is produced by actual slaves.

White Light
Dec 19, 2012

I mean wtf did expect from them, it's been run by Dr Evil since '99 :confused:

Tosk
Feb 22, 2013

I am sorry. I have no vices for you to exploit.

Like a previous goon, I simply pop open a 200mg caffeine pill and dump the powder into a glass of water. Usually half if I just want to wake up as opposed to go to the gym. It's a lifehack

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

Tosk posted:

Like a previous goon, I simply pop open a 200mg caffeine pill and dump the powder into a glass of water. Usually half if I just want to wake up as opposed to go to the gym. It's a lifehack

seems like kind of a joyless process compared to enjoying the smooth rich flavour of them beans, maybe slow down and try to enjoy things

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

Tosk posted:

Like a previous goon, I simply pop open a 200mg caffeine pill and dump the powder into a glass of water. Usually half if I just want to wake up as opposed to go to the gym. It's a lifehack

Good lord that seems like it would be so bitter. I can't even do the generic caffeine pills i always get vivarin cause it has a coating on it.

There's also this stuff which someone at my school called Crystal meth light


I don't remember how much is in one packet but i used to combine 2 into a larger water bottle and chug that poo poo when i was studying for exams.

Edit looks like it is only 60 mg i must not have had as much tolerance back then. Nowadays I'll drink a bang like it's nothing

Dixville fucked around with this message at 14:53 on Sep 16, 2022

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo

Hollismason posted:

Coffee Makers are trash , use a loving pour over or a French Press.

My go to coffee is Lavazza. Little pricey but really good coffee.

Seriously can't live with out a big cup of coffee in the morning

Everyone who owns a Kuerig should have it tied around their neck with weights and thrown into the ocean

Italian Press is where the money's at. :italy:

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo

Peggy Edson posted:

You know you done hosed up when Nooner makes a good point about your post lol
Ngl very hypocritical for OP to have the correct union stance while I make poo poo up about them being specifically anti-gay

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

every morning i wake up and get a big cup filled with poo poo. and then i drink it
So you're a daily Starbucks customer

mudskipp
Jan 1, 2018

stop making sense
Anyone know why scully's dog in the xfiles called Starbuck?

Lord Decimus Barnacle
Jun 25, 2005


Hell Gem

mudskipp posted:

Anyone know why scully's dog in the xfiles called Starbuck?

It’s because of the greatest book ever written - moby dick. And I though scully was Starbuck and queequeg was her dog

mudskipp
Jan 1, 2018

stop making sense
Moby dick isn't the best book ever written unless you get rid of the sailing encyclopedia jammed into it.

Or you need a sailing encyclopedia in your novel


But yea I think you're right, her dad calls her Starbuck as a nickname right?

Still it doesn't quite work in my head of which character is most analogous, and maybe Flask would've been the one I went for.

Anyway, good luck taking on Big Coffee OP

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Scully’s dog was Queequeg

:rip:

mudskipp
Jan 1, 2018

stop making sense
gently caress this poo poo

Mulder is ahab
Scully is Ishmael
The dog should be a lesser mate than queequeg
Smoking man is Moby dick
Extraterrestrial life, or government conspiracies, is "the thing which stalks and mutilates our race, letting us live on with half a heart and half a lung"

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
I don't gently caress starbucks I only 69

Soapy_Bumslap
Jun 19, 2013

We're gonna need a bigger chode
Grimey Drawer
I like to put chocolate milk in my coffee, eggnogg around the holidays. It's nice

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

100% DOG LOVER
ALL DOGS LOVED, ALL THE TIME

Futanari Damacy posted:

So you're a daily Starbucks customer

;)

Molten Llama
Sep 20, 2006

Poohs Packin posted:

You could argue that the retail product isn't as much of an issue because the people producing it aren't working in stores but probably larger manufacturing and processing facilities that are more inclined to have workplace health and safety standards. Then again I might just be an idiot and all coffee is produced by actual slaves.

Packaging and distro of retail Starbucks is farmed out to Nestlé, so...

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Starbuck vs Tim Horton. Cage match. Who comes out alive? :hb:

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

I go into Starbucks and ask for a columbine blend and they just look at me blanket
Ly

I go to the local Rosti shop ask for a sumatrin blend and they hsbf me a coffee

gently caress buck

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Starbuck vs Tim Horton. Cage match. Who comes out alive? :hb:

Whoever wins, we lose.

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Lurker Ant
Nov 16, 2016

Duck and Cover posted:

Why the gently caress would you drink starbucks when you can get Dunkin' kcups? It's the best coffee.

Dunkin is so much better in like every way. Better coffee, better sandwiches, they have donuts, and the lines aren't 50 miles long. Starbucks is made for the same people who only buy Apple tech.

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