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If you suck you own dick not only will you get your dick sucked but you might break you neck and never have to come in to work again
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Dixville posted:I somehow didn't figure this out until i was an adult. I would step on the bath rug and get it all wet. I won't deny I'm stupid. Tbf I know plenty of people who don't smile with their eyes and it's creep asf looking
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Sep 15, 2022 22:44
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Cosmo sex tips are absolutely unhinged madness Anyway I love Ann Reardon’s videos on debunking lovely life hacks
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Sep 15, 2022 22:51
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Dixville posted:I somehow didn't figure this out until i was an adult. I would step on the bath rug and get it all wet. I won't deny I'm stupid. Genuine tip: say the word "testing" when smiling https://defector.com/john-madden-taught-me-a-better-way-to-smile-for-photos/
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Sep 15, 2022 22:56
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surc posted:Of course it isn't, that's literally what makes it a "lifehack" I'm not sure we're talking about the same thing, but that hole is so you scoop up noodles without scooping up water, and sometimes it's just multiple small holes or slits. The hole is not a measuring instrument, and I honestly doubt it's calibrated to measure anything. Also, who the gently caress measures spaghetti? You just eyeball that poo poo, holmes. It's a dumb life hack. edit: VVV ah gently caress! does it work with fettuccini too? VVV mom and dad fight a lot fucked around with this message at 23:12 on Sep 15, 2022 |
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Sep 15, 2022 23:01
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mom and dad fight a lot posted:I'm not sure we're talking about the same thing, but that hole is so you scoop up noodles without scooping up water, and sometimes it's just multiple small holes or slits. No you don't understand, you must use the exact right number of spaghetti. You should also measure the water with a micropipette to the exact microliters you need. It's the only way to be sure.
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Sep 15, 2022 23:07
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I knew a couple of guys who got into bulletproof coffee and drank a ton of it. I wish I was smart enough to experience the wonderful health benefits of adding a shitload of butter into my diet.
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Sep 15, 2022 23:17
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corn haver posted:I knew a couple of guys who got into bulletproof coffee and drank a ton of it. I wish I was smart enough to experience the wonderful health benefits of adding a shitload of butter into my diet. Is bulletproof coffee marketed at the same demographic as tactical soap? Life Hack: Never use tactical soap for anything.
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Sep 15, 2022 23:29
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Dixville posted:No you don't understand, you must use the exact right number of spaghetti. You should also measure the water with a micropipette to the exact microliters you need. It's the only way to be sure. I had no idea what it was so looked it up quote:What does bulletproof coffee do for you? Lol instead of food for breakfast I'm going to have a coffee and a stick of butter. Wonder what health risks and benefits this has!!!
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Sep 15, 2022 23:38
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dr_rat posted:I had no idea what it was so looked it up poo poo so hard and so furiously that you see smoke.
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Sep 15, 2022 23:45
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teen witch posted:poo poo so hard and so furiously that you see smoke. Bulletproof Coffee: PUNISH. YOUR. COLON.
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Sep 15, 2022 23:48
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Holy poo poo some of these 5 minute crafts videos are unintentionally hilarious. Trouble opening a bottle of water while driving? Just hang a bag of water from the headrest of the passenger seat and run a few feet of hose from the bag to your mouth!
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mom and dad fight a lot posted:The hole is not a measuring instrument, and I honestly doubt it's calibrated to measure anything. Also, who the gently caress measures spaghetti? You just eyeball that poo poo, holmes. yeah i'm not saying don't hate it I'm just saying the bolded part is you defining the "hack" part of all lifehacks (using thing that's for X for Y), but your phrasing is making it seem like you think its specific to that one. Expand your horizons, hate all lifehacks.
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Sep 16, 2022 00:01
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ManBoyChef posted:Why use a towel when you have a roll of toilet paper right there in the bathroom with you? lifehack? Why waste money on toilet paper when you've got a towel right there in the bathroom with you?
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Sep 16, 2022 00:02
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You Are A Elf posted:The second hack wasn’t from the same person (I hope) but they said to dry off with the towel in the shower BEFORE getting out so you don’t leave water all over the bathroom. Who the gently caress are these people? Isn’t that the normal thing to do? “Just gonna get out of the shower sopping wet and do jumping jacks in this confined space and then maybe consider toweling off.” Good god. I'm the only person I know who does this, and every time I suggest it to someone else they act like I'm crazy. I can't think of a single reason not to do it, but I guess most people just get a kick out of covering their bathroom floor with water.
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Sep 16, 2022 00:06
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Omg how has no one mentioned "Here's a life hack to own a villa in Italy by age 22" and the hack is "have your parents, who are galactically wealthy, buy it for you"
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Sep 16, 2022 00:08
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I think it was Gourmet magazine that published a recipe for bacon. Literally "put slices in a pan and heat until desired doneness, then drain on paper towels."
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Sep 16, 2022 00:11
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all those recipes online are dumb AF. just save time and eat the ingredients, even better to eat them out of the package and save dishes.
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Sep 16, 2022 00:22
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mom and dad fight a lot posted:Also, who the gently caress measures spaghetti? You just eyeball that poo poo, holmes. Make the whole pack, have some of it tonight, put the rest in the fridge to have the next day.
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Sep 16, 2022 01:42
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Devils Affricate posted:I'm the only person I know who does this, and every time I suggest it to someone else they act like I'm crazy. I can't think of a single reason not to do it, but I guess most people just get a kick out of covering their bathroom floor with water. Probably depends on your room layout - I'm in a smallish European apartment, so I can easily put a towel within arms reach of the shower. I imagine that's not the case everywhere. What I really want to know is who comes up with the "put half an onion on your foot and you won't believe what happens" ads - I assume the page they link to has exactly no overlap with the ad, but someone had to be sitting there trying to come up with a mix of body part and vegetable that feels like it could plausibly be a Weird Old Trick.
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Sep 16, 2022 04:37
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Computer viking posted:What I really want to know is who comes up with the "put half an onion on your foot and you won't believe what happens" ads - I assume the page they link to has exactly no overlap with the ad, but someone had to be sitting there trying to come up with a mix of body part and vegetable that feels like it could plausibly be a Weird Old Trick. With how weird and random I want to assume a lot of them are automatically generated off random click through metrics and what not, but like I've seen a lot of the same ones pop up for years so *shrug*
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Sep 16, 2022 04:45
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dr_rat posted:With how weird and random I want to assume a lot of them are automatically generated off random click through metrics and what not, but like I've seen a lot of the same ones pop up for years so *shrug* 
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Sep 16, 2022 04:47
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I resent the implication that I am a clickbait bot! Although like if you were after some brain smart pills, do know a guy. Tell em dr rat sent ya, he'll fix you up with quality stuff. real cheap.
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Sep 16, 2022 05:14
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Computer viking posted:Probably depends on your room layout - I'm in a smallish European apartment, so I can easily put a towel within arms reach of the shower. I imagine that's not the case everywhere. You're supposed to use garlic. Put raw garlic slivers on your feet and roll socks on. Go to sleep. Wake up and your breath smells of garlic.
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Sep 16, 2022 07:02
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It's actually really easy to make a paleolithic level spear if you cheat and use power tools and copper wire. Hook up a few buds with them and you can take down a mammoth. Just have to figure out the mammoth resurrection project first. We are getting close.
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Is this like those socks that are supposed to remove "toxins" and they turn black or something so you can see the toxins, except the same thing happens if you put water on them. Anybody heard of this or was it just a dream? Also remembering ear candling. I remember it was big when i was in high school and someone tried to get me to try it. I'm dumb but not that dumb. Just put qtips in your ears like a normal person you fools!
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Sep 16, 2022 07:25
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A real classic. Going to the beach but forgot your flip-flops?? 
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My mom eats up any new age woo bullshit Facebook throws at her. I remember one time, feeling exasperated while trying to explain to her that essential oils smell nice but that's really all they do, while she insisted that they cure every disease known to mankind, I said "Next thing I know you're going to be putting slices of onion in your socks!" At that point she got really quiet and was like "I... I don't see what's so wrong with that... There are all kinds of health benefits, and it hardly costs anything..." 
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Dixville posted:Is this like those socks that are supposed to remove "toxins" and they turn black or something so you can see the toxins, except the same thing happens if you put water on them. Anybody heard of this or was it just a dream? kinoki foot pads! I remember those being advertised on tv, and I always though that even if they worked, the commercials were weirdly icky.
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Ehud posted:use your cd-rom as a cup holder your CnC RA would only work in the top CD RW anyway because you are using a pirated copy...... whats the problem...
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Dixville posted:Is this like those socks that are supposed to remove "toxins" and they turn black or something so you can see the toxins, except the same thing happens if you put water on them. Anybody heard of this or was it just a dream? Sold in lots of places as ‘Hopi Ear Candles’ despite the Hopi asking them not to because it’s not a real thing.
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Make cool fractal designs in wood by touching it with probes connected to a transformer pulled out of a microwave, then immediately die when you accidentally touch any of it with any part of your body
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Devils Affricate posted:I'm the only person I know who does this, and every time I suggest it to someone else they act like I'm crazy. I can't think of a single reason not to do it, but I guess most people just get a kick out of covering their bathroom floor with water. It's because maneuvering around in your slippery tub (if you have that kind of shower/tub set up) is dangerous Get out of the tub and get your feet on solid ground before you towel off I think that's practically instinctual What the hell else are bathmats for?? Urine spills?
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i use my hands to flick as much water off my body as possible before exiting the shower (onto a bathmat) and toweling off i started this when i was living in a humid place where my towel wasn't getting dry fast enough. seems to work so there's an actual life hack i guess
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Sep 16, 2022 16:03
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What the gently caress is tactical soap?
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sigher posted:What the gently caress is tactical soap? Soap covered in molle webbing, I assume.
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sigher posted:What the gently caress is tactical soap? 
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There is only one life hack that actually works, and that is using discarded pistachio shells to wedge open the last few difficult pistachios.
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numberoneposter posted:It's right next to the tactical coffee. I prefer Tactisquatch myself. Right next to Death Wish Pumpkin Chai.
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numberoneposter posted:It's right next to the tactical coffee. If I ever see these I'm hella going to pick some up for gag gifts. I'm also curious to know what a gunship tastes like. I'm assuming fuel and lubricants, and maybe the smokey chemical aftertaste of firing off a rocket pod?
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