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numberoneposter posted:It's right next to the tactical coffee.    
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America on solving the mass shooting problem: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOTyUfOHgas
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numberoneposter posted:America on solving the mass shooting problem: Listen the only solution to mass shootings is MORE guns. it's flawless logic. It's like how when the fire department shows up when your house is on fire and starts lobbing Molotov cocktails at the inferno. Flawless problem solving.
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The Butcher posted:If I ever see these I'm hella going to pick some up for gag gifts. Eye-searing sulphur smell going in and coming out  Death Wish Coffee is also one of the dumbest life hacks imaginable. Just make your coffee stronger dipshits instead of that inedible garbage.
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dstyle posted:Why waste money on toilet paper when you've got a towel right there in the bathroom with you? I like your style or lack thereof. for content. Trouble not ripping your pants when you bend over? Paint your crack blue when you are wearing bluejeans. Impress others with your resourcefulness.
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Hole in your Lululemon tights? Just apply black sharpie. Voila.
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sigher posted:What the gently caress is tactical soap? Not soap, radio! To call in an airstrike, obviously.
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hate taking out the trash? flush it down the toilet!
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Don't flush your garbage if you are on septic, just gonna sit there until you burn it later. Might as well burn it as you go, garbage fires are good for long weekend holidays, plan your burns around them.
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Spinz posted:It's because maneuvering around in your slippery tub (if you have that kind of shower/tub set up) is dangerous What kind of maneuvers are you performing while you towel off? Personally I just stand there and use my arms, but if your doctor recommended jumping jacks, backflips, etc then by all means disregard this suggestion. The bath mat is for the soles of your feet, which will inevitably still be wet when you step out. I never said this strategy was perfect!
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the only good life hack: 
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haljordan posted:Bulletproof Coffee: PUNISH. YOUR. COLON. when i was younger and dumber i made this stuff (with extra protein powder, because why not). the most exciting part was racing to the office before the inevitable fecal explosion.
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Sep 17, 2022 09:04
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instead of burning your garbage just toss it over the fence into your neighbors yard. Once its over the fence its not your problem anymore. Lifehack.
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life hack: do not give in to the urge to bang your head against the wall to crack your head open to release the demons and finally set urself free
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Private Cumshoe posted:life hack: do not give in to the urge to bang your head against the wall to crack your head open to release the demons and finally set urself free This is true, the wall gives way before your head does.
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Sep 17, 2022 18:16
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haljordan posted:Bulletproof Coffee: PUNISH. YOUR. COLON. Real life hack - put the MCT oils all over your body instead (at the end of your shower), as the medium-chain fats may successfully smother any topical yeast infections that can cause most common skin problems.
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Flowers for QAnon posted:Real life hack - put the MCT oils all over your body instead (at the end of your shower), as the medium-chain fats may successfully smother any topical yeast infections that can cause most common skin problems. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Drva4gp66lc&t=114s
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lifehack. stick yeast up your butt to give yourself autobrewery syndrome so you never have to buy beer again.
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Lifehack: have dirty dishes to clean or garbage to take out? Just abandon your house and buy a new one! Lifehax.
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Put em out for raccoons to lick clean
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I saw this thing about how the handle on some chopping boards isn’t actually a handle and it is there so you can hang the chopping board off the side of the counter with a bin underneath and slide the waste through the hole and into the bin. Which is dumb as poo poo for three reasons, 1) no thats blatantly not what its for if it was it wouldn’t be shaped like a handle. 2) you’re preparing a meal over an open kitchen bin like an absolute scrubber 3) hanging the chopping board halfway off the counter is a really good way of knocking your food all over the floor.
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Need an easy way to open a coconut? No, you don't. Coconuts suck. Choose literally anything else to eat.
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Devils Affricate posted:Need an easy way to open a coconut? 
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Devils Affricate posted:Need an easy way to open a coconut? I like to put a coconut milk in some curries, but luckily it comes in a can and I use the can opener lifehack to get at it.
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I love the stupidity of the mediocre to terrible lifehacks that claim that this is what the manufacturer intended to lend legitimacy to their hack. Like, first, if the manufacturer intended it then it isn't a hack. Second, no they didn't. "Chip makers intend you to use their bags as waste basket liners!" No they loving didn't you godddamn dolts.
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syntaxfunction posted:I love the stupidity of the mediocre to terrible lifehacks that claim that this is what the manufacturer intended to lend legitimacy to their hack. Like, first, if the manufacturer intended it then it isn't a hack. Second, no they didn't. well actually yeah they did but only for me specifically
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Sep 18, 2022 01:58
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heat up the oil/butter in the pan before dropping your eggs in to make scrambled eggs. The eggs cook much faster and don't turn into a gooey mess! this is the first time I've described my incredible hack in text form. usually I make people sit through a 25 minute YouTube video of me jacking myself off before I get to the good stuff. but you know you guys get friend prices 
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Buce posted:I like to put a coconut milk in some curries, but luckily it comes in a can and I use the can opener lifehack to get at it. Coconut milk is a delicious ingredient in certain foods like curry, agreed. But nobody taking home a coconut is doing it for the coconut milk (which is not even something naturally inside the coconut, it comes from processing the pulp). Like you said, just buying a can of it is the way to go. It's not just more convenient, but cheaper too. Unless you live in a place that gives you access to free coconuts, I guess. If you live on a tropical island you have my permission to make your own coconut milk. DeeplyConcerned posted:heat up the oil/butter in the pan before dropping your eggs in to make scrambled eggs. The eggs cook much faster and don't turn into a gooey mess! This is how you're supposed to cook pretty much all things
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"Don't want to pay for overpriced crown molding? Well, your table saw is the only tool you need." <removes blade guard> <removes riving knife> <removes the fence> <clamps the most convoluted and jankiest jig to the table top . . . not parallel to the blade?> <removes left thumb>
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Want to save toilet paper? Wear a cape! Then you can wipe your rear end with the back of your shirt.
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I just fill up on opioids every day and once every 5 weeks I split my rear end in a top hat open with a dinty moore-sized turd with the density of granite. no tp required. life hack!
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Gatto Grigio posted:Want to save toilet paper? Instead of wiping, balance on your shoulder blades in the shower, pointing your rear end toward the water.
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Sep 18, 2022 04:51
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If you drink a whole bottle of vodka all your problems go away for a couple hours
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Need to do a thing? Find a consumer product that does that thing and buy it! Wallah!
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Bargearse posted:Need to do a thing? Find a consumer product that does that thing and buy it! Wallah! As a member of the British aristocracy in colonial India, wallahs are a sure fire money saver in the punkah/chai department.
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This is a pretty good life hack. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j59BM6bOeUs
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The fat cat bureaucrats in the Vatican not letting you execute your wives, just start your own religion!!!
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Pretty sure I saw a clipping from one of those woman's magazines somewhere promoting a life hack cleaning solution made by mixing bleach and ammonia  
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Low on kitchen salt? Simply add chlorine to sodium
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